Hey, Vsauce! Rick here! WHEN WILL YOU DIE-

It’s honestly sad that I thought this was Sophovania. What’s wrong with me....

isn't that the guy that turned himself into a pickle

i love the homage in the title to the actual show making episode title's feature rick and/or morty in some way

people really acting like this isnt the best rick track smh

My TFA Tracks

Track by: @unknown_artist10
Art by: @e-twoup, @babybowser101, and @tawnybarnowl

Humming the Bassline - Hideki Naganuma (DJ - Heavy Sampling)
Rolling Girl - (???) (SI'R - Synthesized Vocals)
among drip. - funny ost (PP - amogus)
Stronger - Kanye West (DJ - Heavy Sampling)
Turn the Lights Off - Tally Hall (MG/SI'R - Childhood/Paranoia)
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon (SI'R - Animation Memes/Conspiracy)
Die In A Fire - TheLivingTombstone (PP/SI'R - Viral Games/Fire,Synthed/Vocoded Vocal Musicians)
Shelter - Madeon and Porter Robinson (DJ - Sampling)
Chug Jug With You - Leviathan (MG - Fortnite)
Murders - ミラクルミュージカル (PP - Murder)
gun (PP - Murder)
Squid Melody - TheLivingTombstone (MG/SI'R - Third-Person Shooters/Vocoded Vocals)
Workinonit - J Dilla (DJ - Heavy Sampling)
"My death was... greatly exaggerated." (MG/PP - Death/Powerful Characters)
Waiting For The End - Linkin Park (PP - Space)
RICKY - Denzel Curry (MG - Family)

Humming The Tournament ~ Alt Bracket Track

BYD CLONADO - MC COCAO - DJS ALEX DA BAIXADA E WL SANTOS

Live Come to You BD Boys

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (Minecraft Fantrack)

Electronic Dwarf Music

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Lil Boom - Already Dead (Minecraft Meme/Explosion Related) 
Dan Bull - MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP (Minecraft Fantrack/Dan Bull)

Aw, Just A Little Boom?

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:

Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Homestuck)
 Erik "Jit" Scheele - Walk-Stab-Walk (Homestuck/Finally, a Jack Noir track that isn't by funny UNDERTALE man!)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

That's How The Midnight Crew Works

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: Lazer Chicken, https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine and Bec Noir

MY TRAINS. OOOOOH. MY TRAINS. I GOT SMALL ONES, TINY LITTLE TRAINS. I WISH THESE TRAINS COULD TAKE ME AWAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Bec Noir: A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Swing)
Bec Noir: Valentino Khan - Pump (That's How Mafia Works)

My Trainwreck

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @https://soundcloud.com/serpentsnivy
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok, twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Bec Noir, Jack Skellington

Somebody is losing their job today, as one of our planners just wrote "Jack" in the characters that could use another track. This caused an argument between Bec Noir & Jack Skellington, as legally, Bec's name is Jack and that is what he is listed as in the system. Jack was willing to compromise but Bec wanted the track to himself. After stabbing Skellington approximately twenty three times in the chest, Bec eventually realized it was ineffective and reluctantly obliged to the collaboration. Bec is a lone wolf, but he's not going to waste his time on someone who is already dead, not yet, at least.
Also, we bribed him with a Scooby Snack.

Jack Skellington's sourcelist:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
-Frozen Hillside Zone - Sonic Robo Blast 2 (Winter Season)
-Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men (Dogs)
-Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (Winter Season)
-Pump - Valentino Khan (Mafia)
-Sunsetter - Homestuck (Homestuck)

I Won't Jack Down

Art by: Art by: https://soundcloud.com/dreemstrider
Character Represented: Rick & Morty

Boom, big reveal! Rick & Morty will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! D-d--despite being banned from flying with Par Airlines in the past, these two have s-somehow found themselves in the competition. Rather than being disqualified, we're quite interested to see what they have to offer. If this d-d-dynamic duo wins, you'll be faced with a tracks that don't need a high IQ to understand, ranging from Adult Swim media, adult cartoons and s-science, to songs appearing in their cartoon itself! Vote for Rick and Morty, and the payoff will be huge.

Sources:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)

Songs used:
Jake Chudnow - Poodles 145 (Used in Vsauce videos, science related)
Opening Theme - Bill Nye the Science Guy (Science)
DMC - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Songs appearing in Rick & Morty)
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged Coda (Songs appearing in Rick & Morty)
Pokémon the Series: XY - "Wow, science is so amazing!" voice clip

A Rick of The Mind

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/demencion
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

After recording "Blaze Boyz," these two decided to make one last track. John Madden took a bit more of the lead here, as the fast-paced style of their last track really wore him out. It was somewhat new for the duo, but they enjoyed taking it easy for once. 
The future's looking somewhat grim for the two... if they could adjust to work with John, can they adjust to work with their next opponents? The outcome is What you make it, a hit or miss, if you will.  

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario Galaxy OST - Gusty Garden Galaxy (John Madden)
Powfu - death bed (TiKToK)
Various Mario Galaxy Voice Lines (John Madden)
CallMeCarson Crying (TiKToK)

Game Over ~ The Galaxy's Death Bed

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/dreemstrider
Character Represented: Rick & Morty

Boom, big reveal! Rick & Morty will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! D-d--despite being banned from flying with Par Airlines in the past, these two have s-somehow found themselves in the competition. Rather than being disqualified, we're quite interested to see what they have to offer. If this d-d-dynamic duo wins, you'll be faced with a tracks that don't need a high IQ to understand, ranging from Adult Swim media, adult cartoons and s-science, to songs appearing in their cartoon itself! Vote for Rick and Morty, and the payoff will be huge.

Sources:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)

Songs used:
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind - ~Giorno's Theme~ "Il vento d'oro" (aired on Adult Swim)

Lil' Vento D'oro

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Pizza Time) https://soundcloud.com/9tailed (Dad Egbert) THAT ONE FUNKY KID#1076 (Lost In Files)

MILES MORALES: "Sorry lady, we're coming through, whether you like it or not."
PIZZA BOX: "Fuck politeness, and fuck you. We're gonna beat you up."
DAD EGBERT: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT YOU'LL BITE THE DUST."
 *Saki produces a weird, almost.. grainy? sobbing. Even if voices aren't supposed to be low quality in real life, this one somehow is.*
 KEKCROC: "Hi, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'MM̵͗̈́M̸̋̽M̴̄͊M̵͐̎M̴̀̕M̴̓͠M̷͊͠----"

Sources Used:

Lost In Files:
 Windows Error Sfx (Computers)
 Chip Tha Ripper - SLAB Rap (Offsource but Interiror Alligator Crocodile lol)
 EURYTHMICS - Sweet Dreams (Memories)
 In The Final Tazmi Remix (Doppelgangers)
 Dave Rogers - Deja Vu (Memories)
 Lavender Town - Pokemon Red/Blue (Rumors About Media)
 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know

New York Pizza Time:
 Various Spiderman Sfx (Spider-Man)
 Post Malone - Sunflower (Spiderman)
 Duckwrth - Start A Riot (Spiderman)
 Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (OG Rappers)
 Club Penguin - Pizzatron 3000 (Pizza)
 Eminem - Killshot (OG Rappers)
 Ludacris - How Low (OG Rappers)
 Notorious B.I.G - Juicy (OG Rappers)
 Fall-Out Boy - Centuries (Spiderman)

Dad Egbert:
 Guns N' Roses - Paradise City (Boomer Rock)
 Biff Chitlins - Im Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
 Maroon 5 - One More Night (Dads, the music video.)
 Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
 Persona 5 - Beneath The Mask (Sojiro Theme) (Dads)
 Karkalicious Theme (Homestuck)
 The Grubbels - Ghost Mound (Homestuck)
 AC/DC - T.N.T (Boomer Rock)
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Stay Funny!

Destroy The Hard Drive

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the ERIC ANDRE SHOW! Basically the god of destructive comedy himself, Eric Andre has ranched himself up and into TOURNAMENTAL! With his [adult swim] and guest appearances on his show, he'll BIRD UP the competition!

Sources:
-Songs related to The Eric Andre Show or other [adult swim] properties
(Oregon Spirit, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros.)
-Songs related to mayhem or destruction
(End Of The World, Epitaph, Run Like Hell)
-Songs by people featured on the show
(Tyler The Creator, Wiz Khalifa, Jack Black)

Art by: Lil' Blizarrius
Track by: @that-guy-612575399

Track Sources:
Intro- The Eric Andre Show (Eric Andre)
Laser Mayhem- Rayman Legends (Mayhem)
No Sleep- Wiz Khalifa (Guest)
Discord- Eurobeat Brony (Chaos)
End Of The World- REM (Chaos)
Various Screams- Eric Andre (Eric Andre)
Various Lines- Aqua Teen Hunger Force ([adult swim])
Opening Theme- Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule ([adult swim])
Oregon Spirit- Rolf Anton Krueger (Eric Andre)

Manic Mayhem

Track by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Heathers: The Musical - Lifeboat (Theater)

Storms Are Approaching

Track donated by: CheeseFestivities#0326
Art donated by: @max-emerald
Character [02] - The Number Ones

It's the Muppet Show featuring our special guest, Robbie Ro- wait a minute, that isn't Kermit! Constantine the Frog and Robbie Rotten, espionage extraordinaires, have taken to The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. for their shot to go down in history! With their fine range of puppetry, cartoony villains, and their pride keeping them going forward, they're here to prove that they truly are number one! (Just, uh...someone make sure Constantine doesn't steal anything, alright?)

①Music related to frogs, dolls, and puppets, as well as any Jim Henson media.
(The Muppets, Amphibia, Ruler of Everything, Master of Puppets)
(The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Cottleston Pie, Bein' Green, Clair de Lune)
①Music related to egotism and the number one. (No first levels, songs, or episodes.)
(Everybody Loves Me, Friend Like Me, The Starting Line, One Week)
①Music related to disguises, clones/doppelgangers, and deception.
(Behind the Mask, Clone High Theme, Doopliss's Theme, Wario: Master of Disguise)
①Music related to cartoony villains and non-violent crime.
(You Will Obey, Robotnik's Theme, Wonderfully Evil Me, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?)

Sources:
Try This - Pegboard Nerds [Infiltration/Stealth]
I've Got No Strings to Hold Me Down - Pinnochio [Puppets]
We Are Number One - Lazytown [duh]
Miracle Aligner - The Last Shadow Puppets [Puppets]
My Name is Doof - Phineas and Ferb [Cartoony Villains]
Life Will Change - Persona 5 [Infiltration/Stealth]
Clone High Theme - Clone High [Clones]
I Am The Best - 2NE1 [Ego]
One (Is The Loneliest Number) - Three Dog Night [One]
Number One | Bakugou Rap - NerdOut! [One]

Have You Ever Tried This On For Size?

the musician formerly known as blaze (or flare for a little while)
produced from 2016-2021, started at age 11, stopped at age 16

it was fun, but growing up reliant on the internet for approval wasn't. we never really deserved the platform we had and were generally immature and irresponsible. 

this account will no longer be active. thank you to those that supported us at any point on our journey.

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

A Rick of The Mind

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2

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