i have no clue what's happening, but this slaps.

I love how everytime Zalgar appears his pic looks a little more fucked than the last time

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art by enoderen (https://twitter.com/Enoderen)
track by limi (@megalolazing-1)

#06 - The Everyman // Bill Wurtz 

such a way with... music
makes me sleepy... z...

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE…
- Bill Wurtz and other Absurdist/Surrealist Youtube Content
- Keyboard Music™️ and Whatever the fuck Bill Wurt’s Genre are
- Vine Artists, Memes and Things you could do on Vine
- Educational Media, Learning and other topics in his content
- Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg
BUT CAN PULL MUCH MORE THAN THAT!

//

Shawn Mendes - Stitches (Vine Stars)
Bo Burnham - Hell of A Ride (Comedy, Vine Stars)
Nicholas Fraser - Why You Always Lying? (Vine Culture)
Dennibro - Deez Nuts! [Trap Remix] (Vine Culture)
Panic! at The Disco - This Is Gospel (Vine Culture, Vine Stars, Religion)
Glass Animals - Heat Waves (Heat: The Sun)
SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster (YouTubers that explain things)
Jesse Novak - Adam Ruins Everything (Educational things)
Mr. Nicky - ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA (Educational things, History)
CyManCyan - Victory! Papa Jim (Neon Colors)
Rameses B - Neon Rainbow (Things in the Sky)
Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (Rain)

you could make a song out of that!

Track Name: ocean tide
Characters Represented: Black Mamba Farquaad, lofi girl
Musician: CactusTeam
Renders: cinnamonspiders, TVGhost
https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam
https://twitter.com/CinnaSpiders
https://twitter.com/_TVGhost_

Sources:
Easy Life - ocean view (Water, Lofi)
Poky - Riptide (Lofi Hip Hop Remix) (Water, Lofi)
Emelia Ali - Loved the ocean (Water)

lofi girl
- Songs produced & arranged in the Lofi Hip-Hop style, or featuring Shiloh Dynasty.
(the eye of truth, city girl, myself, good morning)
(i'm closing my eyes, Jocelyn Flores, Losing Interest, Sorrow)
- Songs related to school & education.
(K-12, After School, Another Brick in The Wall, Hi Rollers)
- Songs in the Bedroom Pop genre.
(Jack Stauber, nelward, Still Woozy, Cuco)
- Songs featured in Studio Ghibli films & their "Image Albums."
(A Whisper of the Heart, Ponyo, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away)

Black Mamba Farquaad
- Songs by Smash Mouth & other artists featured in the Shrek franchise.
(All Star, Walking On the Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can't We Be Friends)
(Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Bee Gees, Led Zeppelin)
- Songs featured in Dreamworks media.
(Bad, Move It Move It, Towards The Sun, Back In Black)
- Songs related to bodies of water & aquatic life.
(Into The Ocean, Dam That River, Rock Lobster, Badfish)

ocean tide - Mashup Week: Megamix

WE HAVE A DISCORD!! https://discord.gg/akHdpYBctB

W. D. GASTER vs GOLD
MIU IRUMA vs MANNY PARDO
JACK BOX vs FAZBEAR METALHEADS
DEMENCIA vs GOKU
//////////////////////////////
FRUIT SALAD vs LIQUIDWIFI
SPONGETRAIN vs GM_CONSTRUCT
DAVE STRIDER vs TISRACK
/V/-TAN vs THE PUBLIC OPINION OF BRAIN DUMP

===============================================

SayMaxWell - Gaster's Theme Remix (haha)
...
Vikas Music - Life Will Change [Eurobeat Remix] (AlphaGenos)
TryHardNinja - It's Me (Will Ryan Collaborators / Indie Horror)
Toby Fox - Smart Race (Toby Fox)
Bomba Estereo - Soy Yo (Advertisements)
Dan Cribb - Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart (Matt Groening / Australian Artists)
Yugo Kanno - canzoni preferite (Shonen Jump)
Masafumi Takada - BOX 15 (Spike Chunsoft / Masafumi Takada)
RubberFruit, The Living Tombstone, 2007excalibur2007 - Heavy's Pizza Song (Valve Fan-Content / Will Ryan's Collaborators: The Living Tombstone)
Yung Gravy - oops! (White Rap / Sexual Themes)
M|O|O|N - Crystals (Devolver Digital / Hotline Miami Artists)
TheLaxTwo - Artificial Intelligence Beach (Nickelodeon / YTPMVs)
Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Grayfruit's Jams / The Undead)
Adam McHummus, SimplyCrispy - Monochrome (Pokemon / Creepypastas)
Homestuck - Busting Makes Me Feel Good (Homestuck)
Random Encounters, Markiplier - Five Nights at Freddy's: Night 1 (Indie Horror / Nathan Sharp Collaborators: Markiplier)
My Chemical Romance - Dead (Pop Punk / Death)
PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (Soundclown Culture)
Darude - Sandstorm (Early Internet Culture)
Solaris - Packet Power (Early Internet Culture: ROBLOX)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Mozart vs Skrillex (Rap Battles)
Hania Zdunek - I Am A Rollercoaster Junkie (James Lee)
Skillet - Monster (Monsters / Metal)
Dragon Ball FighterZ - Broly (DBS) Theme (Shonen Jump)
Masafumi Takada - Let's Killing (Spike Chunsoft / Masafumi Takada / Murder)
Infinite - 3rd Strike (Played by Grayfruit / Martial Arts / Fighting)

CHOOSE YOU FIGHTER - [ARPG BRACKET]

otro tema para twt omgggg


Sources:
Carrot113 - OMORI (guilty ver.) [Asesinos]
vivivivivi - credits song for my death [Muerte]
Sarah Connnor, Matt Maltese - As the world caves in [Muerte]
IDKHOW - Bleed Magic [Asesinos]
Lil late - Wismichu me come los huevos [Streamers Hispanos]
My Chemical Romance - Dead [Muerte]
The Killers - Mr Brightside [Asesinos]
carolesdaughter - My Mother Wants Me Dead [Muerte]
Train - 50 Ways to say goodbye [Muerte]
Bocasur - Dylantero Circulation [Streamers hispanos]
Jerry Terry - Kiss me (Kill me) [Asesinos]

MY CHAT WANTS ME DEAD - Third World Tournament X

Man Of Many Names

die w bennykillz prod hrxdywarhead!

GECKO: What if we had the power of the infinity gauntlet?
NEIL: I'd give myself a sweet bod.
TONY: I've got a sweet bod, if you know what I mean.
BIFF: You know, if we weren't fighting right now, we could get you some sick insurance on that suit of yours.
TONY: I don't fight for collateral! Get lost, libtards!
Now if you'll excuse us, it's epic gamer time. Tonight we have another incredible duel; an internet legend, a dancing grandfather, and a gecko have teamed up to battle the smartest member of CHAIR'S army! Will Iron Man prevail in this duel? Tune in to find out!
This track was made by Vincent's Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282. Stay Jammin!

Drifting Towards The Endgame

This track was a collab starring many, many submitters, with art by EvKem @evkem and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ejxm6HEogChrVjJ7al5mnTgcv5KtmRXKxz0xbE_s2YU/edit?usp=sharing

HAT KID: No more games. No more adventures. It's about time we put an end to all of this. For good. >:(
FARQUAAD: I want these simpletons medium rare and this tournament BURNT TO A CRISP. Everything in between is dragon chow.
NEIL: Come on, Farquaad! Why can't we be friends?
SCOTT: Talk about a Super Slam! Let's do an episode together after this, Hat Kid!
HEAVY: Child put trust in heavy, and child gave Heavy this hat.  He will now save both child and tiny baby man!
BIFF: Farquaad, we've had our differences but you don't deserve to suffer like this.  Alright, Martin, it's sexy resurrection time, to save our friends!
RWJ: What's happenin forum, I thinks it's time we show these guys just how much they deserve to be here... no matter how short they are!
KE$HA: Alright everyone, let's make sure this party stops, just this once!
BARKLEY: WOOP! THERE IT IS!! (Garfield, you need to stop it and get some help. Just like we're gonna help these two!)
DIO: You defeated me once, you minuscule annoyance. Don't allow this feline to defeat you now!
FRANK: You re gonna let some stupid ass cat lead you around Kid? Chin Chin is scarier than this furry fuck!
METTATON: Come down from there darling! Can't you see the joy this tournament brings?
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (What's a collab without having everyone along for the ride? C'mon, you two!)
HEROBRINE:It would appear that your pride only got you so far, want to prove me wrong?
SNAIL: Come back so we can all play together again! 
BILLIE: cmon kid, this is for you... and for chair...!

You All Hate Mondays

Track by: @cactusteam
Inspired by: @thenderwitherguy
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok, Anonymous
Characters Represented: TiKToK, Bec Noir

TURN-WAYS SPRITE FLIP!
That is all your lore for today.

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Yungster Jack - Pressure (TiKToK)
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (Bec Noir) 
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Bec Noir) 
Ke$ha & Pitbull - Timber (Kesha)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Bec Noir)
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (TiKToK)
Melanie Martinez - Show & Tell (TiKToK) 
Homestuck - MeGaLoVania (Bec Noir)
Homestuck - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Bec Noir) 
Undertale Dog SFX (Bec Noir)
Waterflame - Blast Processing [OFFSOURCE]

BecTok ~ Pressure Digger

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
LISA: The Painful - 4 All Hail the Fishmen (Horror/Garfield Related Media ['GANfield'])
problemchild - LACED M30'S (Horror Media)

LACED GAN30'S

Track by: @toothnt_the_second
Art by: ragnarok (https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Animal Crossing: New Horizons OST - 12PM (Dogs)
Imagine Dragons - Sucker For Pain (Gangs/Mafia, Suicide Squad)
Yakuza 0 - Baka Mitai (Gangs/Mafia)
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (Gangs/Mafia)
twenty one pilots - Heathens (Gangs/Mafia, Suicide Squad) 
Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice (Dogs)

Sucker for Paradise

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

LACED GAN30'S

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2

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