Shitpost/mashup playground 40

unfortunately short since it gets messy after this point. but I felt it's too cool to pass up.

S.Q.U.I.D. (Justice x Splatoon) wip

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

[NOTE: Half Human, Half Machine has been re-balanced, be sure to check out their new sources!]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Afterburner II - After Burner (80s/90s Arcade)
Five Nights At Freddy's 2 - Hallway Ambience (FNAF)

Afterburning The Place Down

This victory theme was made by Cameron @tx_cameron with art by... oh... 

hey wait where'd the splinterwood go?

Victory! - Chair

Deltarune - The World Revolving
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams

The WRLD Revolving

HL1: Microwave Casserole

Characters Represented: King Slime, John Madden

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs related to ninjas (Chaoz Japan, Naruto's soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs relating Terraria and other sandbox games (no mods included aside from The Calamity Extra Music Mod, no overlap with other sources) (Terraria, Little Big Planet, Starbound, new songs from Super Mario Maker, etc.)
- Songs that are used as a primary enemy battle, mini-boss, or boss theme throughout a video game (Battle! Wild Pokemon and Battle! Trainer from any Pokemon game, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty or the color blue (ASGORE, Royals by Lorde, Blue by Eiffel 65, Dancing Queen by ABBA, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Terraria - Plantera (Terraria)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa (TTS)

funny fight

forget the description of my last upload, THIS is the last thing I'm putting on this site :)

my final soundcloud upload

masnhpu an dh arty gbvy ybby Mr. 𝕊 𝕂 𝔼 𝕃 𝔼 𝕋™™™™™
fucking fools
ive got you all
this is real music

Lose Control Of Your Arms

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/demencion
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

After recording "Blaze Boyz," these two decided to make one last track. John Madden took a bit more of the lead here, as the fast-paced style of their last track really wore him out. It was somewhat new for the duo, but they enjoyed taking it easy for once. 
The future's looking somewhat grim for the two... if they could adjust to work with John, can they adjust to work with their next opponents? The outcome is What you make it, a hit or miss, if you will.  

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario Galaxy OST - Gusty Garden Galaxy (John Madden)
Powfu - death bed (TiKToK)
Various Mario Galaxy Voice Lines (John Madden)
CallMeCarson Crying (TiKToK)

Game Over ~ The Galaxy's Death Bed

DJ PROF. K: Yo yo yo! Can you keep up with the waves of the radio?
ELMO: Ooh, ooh! Elmo loves this song, Jack!
JACK: I love the theme, gotta say. It's even in the name! 
LUNE: ...Hey, so does someone want to explain where these guys came from? ...oh god, is that Neil again.
BURR: I'd wait it out.
VERONICA: Of course you would.
DR. PICCOLO: ...I'm so fuckin' done with this dimension bullshit, man.
ALLSTAR: Looks like I've got some new mouths to smash!
MIROR: Smash? Nah, I'd say it's a good time to boogie, baby!
LIL NAS X: Yoooo, is that Jack Black? Fuck yeah.

Arrangement: @green-of-rain
Guest Art/Assets: Galacksy, LarryInc64, Eevee, ackrostation, Coach, MtH
Characters Represented: DJ Professor K, Lune, Dr. Piccolo, Atlanta Roads, Neil Cicierega, Stage Stars, Jack And Elmo, Miror B.

Sources:
(too many to count! look at all those people!!)

Songs used:
What U Need - Sonic Rush (DJ Professor K, Lune)
Torture Dance - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Dr. Piccolo)
Jack Black Explains Octagon (Jack & Elmo)
Pinball Number Count - Sesame Street (Jack & Elmo)
Joel's Reaction to 7 Grand Dad (Offsource)
Stronger than You - Steven Universe (Offsource)
You Spin Me Round - Dead or Alive (Miror B.)
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega)
One Week - Barenaked Ladies (Neil Cicierega)
Major General's Song - Pirates of Penzance (Stage Stars)
Bonfire - Childish Gambino (Atlanta Roads)

OCTOGONSLAUGHT [ULTIMUS TOURNEY vs. KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: Anonymous, https://soundcloud.com/evkem
Characters Represented: King Slime, Garry Modulate

The King of Slime recognized the strange man in blue. The one who brought chaos upon his fine slime kingdom! The alterations this entity has made to his world have been unacceptable...
Once again, the blue blob we all know and love challenged a being far beyond its power level to a duel. This king isn't having any kind of chaos or calamity in his kingdom.

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

Garry Modulate's sourcelist:
-Songs from notoriously glitchy games (Super Mario 64, Sonic 06, Big Rigs, Goat Simulator, etc.)
-Modding related sources (Terraria Calamity Mod, The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth, Minecraft: Twilight Forest, Minecraft: Aether 2, Pokémon Clover, etc.)
-Music from or relating to video games developed by Valve (Songs from/relating franchises such as Team Fortress, Portal, Half Life, DOTA, Left 4 Dead, etc.)
-Music used in or made for popular SFM animations (how to climb a tree by Tipsy Duck, This Way That - Mario Party 2 used in Duck Shoes by an0nymooose, STARSTRUKK used in Nice Legs by an0nymooose, etc.)

Songs used:
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Garry Modulate:
DM DOKURU - Calamity OST - Siren's Call / ???'s Call (Modding) 
DM DOKURU - Calamity OST - Forbidden Lullaby (Modding) 
DM DOKURU - Calamity OST - Theme of the Leviathan (Modding)

King Slime:
Terraria OST - Overworld (Terraria)
Various Terraria SFX (Terraria)

???'s Call ~ The Leviathan's Lament

Music: Match Results - G.U.N.
Artwork: @pertdegert and @atlantic-aqua
Arrangement: LilyInu
Sources: Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) - Result
Character represented: G.U.N.
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President Obama is back, baby! Back for a third term, Obama isn't alone. Joining him is the new Vice President, Shadow the Hedgehog! With their hands on the seven Chaos Emeralds, not even the secret services can stop them from decimating the competition. They're fit to win another election with their sources about Presidents and the beautiful U.S.A! And no president is without backup; they also get with them numerous songs about secret agents. Now then, my fellow Americans, G.U.N. out.

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs related to any president of the U.S.
(ex: Songs from Obama's yearly playlists)

- Tracks featuring songs about the United States of America
(ex: America Fuck Yeah, God Bless the U.S.A., songs from Hamilton)

- Tracks featuring songs from 3D Sonic the Hedgehog games
(ex: Live and Learn, Escape From the City, I Am... All of Me)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Secret Agents and Spies
(ex: International Super Spy, songs from Goldeneye 007)

Match Results - G.U.N.

[ ʏᴏᴜʀ 12ᴛʜ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇʀs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴀᴄʜ ]
F ᴜ ᴛ ᴜ ʀ ᴇ   F ᴜ ɴ ᴋ

Gʀᴇᴀᴛ Sᴄᴏᴛᴛ! Aꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏꜰ 2015, ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇɴᴛ sᴇᴀʀᴄʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ & ɢᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴏꜰ Fᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ Fᴜɴᴋ. Nᴏᴡ, ᴛʜɪs ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴜᴏ ᴏꜰ Mᴀʀᴛʏ MᴄFʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ Dʀ. Eᴍᴍᴇᴛᴛ Bʀᴏᴡɴ ɪs ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ, (ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏꜰ ʜɪɢʜ IQ Rᴇᴅᴅɪᴛ ɢᴏʟᴅ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ…) Bʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʙᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪᴛsᴇʟꜰ, ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ 80’s/2015 ʜɪᴛ sᴏɴɢs, ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ. Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴀᴅs!

• Songs that played in the Back to the Future films
(Back to the Future theme, Johnny B. Goode, Mr. Sandman, Time Bomb Town)

• Songs related to time travel, time in general, or with words related to specific days and dates of the year, including artist names
(Doctor Who Theme, Chrono Trigger OST, One More Time, Song of Time)
(Last Friday Night, One Week, September, Friday Night Funkin OST)

• 80s Pop Music & Top 100 2015 hits
(Another One Bites the Dust, Take On Me, Modern Love, Billie Jean)
(See You again, I Bet My Life, Uptown Funk, Thinking Out Loud)

• Songs in the Future Funk, City Pop, and similar upbeat aesthetic genres
(BABYBABYの夢, Love Taste, Plastic Love, Fly-Day Chinatown, Horsey (ft. Sarah Bonito), Lucidis - Fantasy, Powderpaint - Fighting to Lose, Cult of C.)

Songs used:
1) Mr. Sandman - Pat Ballard (Back to the Future)
2) Back to the Future Theme - Alan Silvestri (Back to the Future, Time travel)
3) Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding (2015 hits)
4) Jump - Van Halen (80s hits)

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Discord: http://discord.gg/BPXZFar

Transmission Select: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J2KKiXPQD9iYOp_ci6dhrEqPbasPaPQhIt-LvITKf50/edit?usp=sharing

Sands of Time

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/imnotasalmon
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Jack Skellington

The Pumpkin King arrives, alone and independent, to compete in Par Airlines' Temporary Flight Attendant! Jack Skellington's a master in evoking such a fear, but he'll also make some tracks to spread the holiday cheer! From Christmas carols and sleigh bells, to spooky ghosts and zombie smells...Vote for this bonehead, to represent the undead, great monster-mashups to hear, to make Christmas last all year!

Sources:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies - Speed Cola Jingle (Spooky Monsters/Undead)

Speed Cola! Speeds Up Your Life!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY I'M BORN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry for no Halloween Special, but here's a special for my birthday today! Hope you like it!
I also want to thank all of you for the unending support and friendship this community has given me. I love you guys so much!
Please check out the tourneys represented in this too!

Mr. 404 art by @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Tournaments represented: KFAD @mashup-week-tournament @par-airlines @rave-week @a_chance_of_redemption @ultimustourneypart1 @prizm-01 https://www.youtube.com/c/ThirdWorldTournament

Sources
MiatriSs - ECHO【Gumi English】Crusher-P: MiatriSs Remix
Eiffel 65 - Blue
Levi Stubs - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
Nene Malo - Bailen Rochas y Chetas
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Snoop Dogg ft. Lil Jon - Step Yo Game Up
Pitbull - Calle Ocho
SiIvaGunner - CORE (Alpha Mix)
MandoPony - Survive the Night
Spongebob Squarepants - Stadium Rave A
Fortnite - Teammate Down SFX
John-C - C90
The Living Tombstone - Discord
Nikki Simmons and James Landino - vs. SAYU
Toby Fox - Megalo Strike Back
Sesame Street - Jack Black defines an octagon
Ludacris - How Low Can You Go
HL1 Scientist Scream
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
XarIable - Soldier Vs. Masked Spy (Pitch Corrected)
Aquacycle - Dr. Coomer's Bumpin' Mix
Team Fortress 2 - Soldier of Dance
Boney M. - Rasputin

Birthday Echoes (Birthday Special!)

Good ideas, bad execution

I miss regret in the form of a mashup.

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

funny fight

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2

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