i made this with broken headphones and listening to this with good ones? holy shit the bass completely ruins the track

this blue october song is really nostalgic for me, and it mixed into this absolute jam makes it one of my favorite tracks. great job, rob, a worthy sequel to the aqruh tunnel 69

my main fish was robbed bro.. 😭 here's to hoping for a good losers bracket ✊😔

Temporary Flight Attendant in character order

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he fury of battle, the pain of loss, and a scream from the depths of your soul...
Every note is a rebellion, every word is a grievance. This track is for those who
carry broken hearts.

👇 Feel it, shout it out, share it... embrace the power of the pain. 👇



UNLEASH THE MONSTER

FARQUAAD: Who let this jester into my kingdom?
RWJ: Woah, it seems this midget's gettin' a little grumpy! Let's try to knock him down a peg.
https://www.strawpoll.me/18833489

Now that Scatman and Lou Bega are out of commission, its time for the first true battle of the QuatraFinals! Tonight is a battle between two short men cloaked in red; one with an orderly kingdom by his side, and the other with a bottle of Orphan Tears. Who will win this offkey duel? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18833489

This track was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!
RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON:
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

FARQUAAD:
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

Doin Your Vida Loca

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
https://forms.gle/oHsB8WCrnFJbhPMZ7

This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

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[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)
★Oh yeah. He's getting buffs. 

This track was made by Mr. 404 @forbesthecomputer and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

It's Ya Boy, Giorno!

Vous êtes des animaux against this contestant! Representing anything Ed Banger, here comes Flat Eric! From Mr. Oizo to Justice, with all the amazing french artists at their disposal the chances of winning are surely Positif!
★ Songs by Mr Oizo
(Positif, Cut Dick, Gay Dentists)
★ Other Ed Banger artists
(Justice, Breakbot, DJ Mehdi, SebastiAn)
★ Songs they've sampled
(Lyn Collins, Hamilton Bohannon, Multiple Funk-Disco Songs)
★ eric was ROBBED he didn't deserve this!! no!!!!
This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch. Stay Jammin!

Dancing In The Spotlight

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

HEROBRINE: Come now, what child needs that many diamonds?
HAT KID: Somebody's jealous! :P Man, digging takes too long. I just prefer blowing stuff up!

This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, Craftersshaft @craftersshaft, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and MegaDeku @megadeku. Stay Jammin!

A Golden Trainwreck

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: The Mambo Must Move On
FROM: Lou Bega

Hey there. Sorry to interrupt you, Boss- e-er- I mean, Mr. Chair. However, I'm afraid that me and John will be seeing ourselves out. With us out of the job, there's no real reason to keep the mambo ALIVE here. But I won't lie, working with you has been a rewarding experience. I still find it so hard to believe that so many people value the ScatHat mambo... It brings a tear to my eye. I know it's sad to see so many good people go, but the thing with life is that it just goes on. It's a beautiful thing to watch someone grow overtime. And like any good mambo, it's the buildup that leads to the best part. So thank you for everything. And who knows what fate has in store for us. We just might see each other again. May the mambo live on. Anyways, uh... oh? You wanna leave a message too? Go ahead, man.

...My seated friend, we are one with the swing. Thank you all for joining me in this celebration. Good night.

This final track was made by Toothnt @toothnt_the_second, with final art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget.

A Callback to Scatman and Hatman's greatest hits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Scat Digger
★ WholePunch - Everybody's Jam
★ CactusTeam - Scatman and Slam-Chan
★ TheGuy - Merry Christmambo!
★ Velamy - Scattin' Fire
★ Vvsvlogs - Star Mambo HD
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Scatman & Hatman

Stay Jammin, Lou Bega and John Larkin. May the music guide you through the sands of time.

One More Jam

Track & Red Miku Illustration: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz
GHOST (nelward) Illustration: Dafisha @dafisha21

VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/4qBow7vbSmBy4guu6

Red Miku: こんにちは、あなたのお父さんです。あなたは長い間ここにいました
GHOST (nelward): well that's answers my question, a Virtual Popstar is NOT better than Human Popstar

Red Miku
[Description Soon]
 -Virtual Bands
  (Hatsune Miku, Gorillaz, Studio Killers, etc)
 -Songs in the Vocaloid Genre
  (GHOST, Kikuo, GUMI, etc)
 -Songs about Colours (excluding Artist Names)
  (Runbow OST, Black & Yellow, I'm Blue, etc)

GHOST (Nelward)
There's a ghost in our homes! But if thats just what you wanted, then nelward's GHOST has breezed into Mashup Mayhem! This sleepwalker choice has joined after an innuendo from nelward, and he intends to make this tourney get much better: With the Bedroom Pop genre, the Mother games, and ghost music, he just might win the daye.
 -Songs in the Bedroom Pop Genre
  (Nelward, Jack Stauber, Still Woozy, etc)
 -Songs about Ghosts
  (Ghostbusters, Ghosts - Michael Jackson, Doopliss Theme, etc)
 -Songs from Mother and Inspired Games (excluding Undertale)
  (Pollyanna, Rude Buster, Otherworldly Foe, etc)

(R1 - M4) Rock The Inuendo

Art: @austhetic
Track: @user-10647243

Subject #09: The Hero Of Rhyme
Aw yeah... It's him, Link again. Baby, that's right, he's in Ruler of Everyone's Mind! This professional rapper and hero is ready to roast his competitors out of the tournament. With music from comedy bands and music from any Legend Of Zelda game, he'll surely defeat anyone who crosses his path. Also, try to look out for his Z-Target Dance.

- Music From The Band Starbomb
(Smash!, The Simple Plot Of Metal Gear, Luigi’s Ballad, etc)
- Music Related To Game Grumps And People Connected To It
(No Nut November, Cool Patrol, Grump It, etc)
- Music From Any Legend Of Zelda Game
(Wind Waker, Majora’s Mask, Four Swords, etc)
- Music By Comedy Bands/Artists (NO OVERLAP)
(Bo Burnham, Flight Of The Conchords, Tenacious D, etc)

Sources:
Karl Cox - BEST ZELDA BEAT EVER!!! (Zelda)
Starbomb - Hero Of Rhyme (Obvious)
Smash Link SFX (Zelda)

BEST Zelda Rap (& Beat) EVER!!

@avery-999 GO HERE FOR ACTUAL MUSIC

this is the account i'm active on but nothing important gets uploaded here anymore

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

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