@bruhmomentfellowgamers: what, tHE FUCK, does this mEAN?!

now that he's zalgone i'd like to admit that, for the longest time thought it his name was zalagar.

@bruhmomentfellowgamers: B̵̪̈u̴͎̇t̷̖̄ ̵̹̓t̸͇̊h̶̺̉i̸̙͠s̸͙̔ ̶͖̂i̵͕̿s̸͓͠ ̴̙̀ņ̴̉o̸̮̚t̴̺̃ ̵̛̲a̷̮͊ ̶̺̕p̵̢͊è̷̘ȓ̷͜f̵̩͝e̷͉͠c̵͚͝t̸̛͔ ̸͇̔w̷̖͠ǒ̸̜r̸̀͜l̴̻̅d̴̩͌.̷̱̾

i would have liked you more if your fans weren't annoying as sin.

demonic. we are living in the end times. repent and believe the word before it's too late

ZALGAR

Track by: FriedWeegee
Art by: Rifo

Read the lore here! (by silentchatterbox52, FriedWeegee)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/113kh8K_iFT0RMuLulRdXNIHquhcs1cwmdLXRsUciDQg/edit?usp=sharing

07. 🌌 Noiriplier 🌌
(Biography by FriedWeegee)
Another day, another ride on the merry-go-round of life. Interesting how in the billions and billions of galaxies, one can find themselves feeling the loneliest they've ever been. After several years of battling various crooks, criminals, and thugs, Mark was looking for something new. Something more... colorful. After getting the go-ahead from the Captain, Mark set off on this new peculiar expedition, where he'll have to solve his case through... "jazzier" means. So whaddya say, doll? You with him 'till the very end, or, much like my ex-wife, be nothing more than a distant memory…?

- Markiplier, his collaborators/associated media, & Gaming YouTubers
(SPACE IS COOL, Turncoat, Haunted)
(The Gregory Brothers, NateWantsToBattle, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Iron Lung)
(AVGN, Scott The Woz, Alpharad)

- Jazz, Big Band, & Lounge
(Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Kendrick Lamar)
(Charles Mingus, Duke Ellington, Benny Goodman)
(Richard Cheese, Dean Martin, Bobby Darin)

- Detective/Noir media, Mysteries/Questions, & Choice
(Ace Attorney, Sam & Max, L.A. Noire, John Wick)
(Unsolved Mysteries, Mystery Lady, Do I Wanna Know?, What's Love Got to Do With It)
(Bad Decisions, I Choose, Should I Stay or Should I Go)

- Space/Celestial Bodies, Time/its concepts, & Multiverse Theory
(Star Wars, Super Mario Galaxy, Talking To The Moon, Counting Stars)
(Clocks, Time Is On My Side, Back In Time)
(Fortnite, Rick and Morty, Bravely Default)

Teddyloid ft. Bonjour Suzuki - Pipo Password (Space: Space Patrol Luluco, Mysteries)
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix (Space, Mysteries: Murder Mystery)
Us3 - Cantaloop 2004: Soul Mix (Jazz: Jazz Rap)
Iyaz - Replay (Time)
Markiplier & The Gregory Brothers - I Don't Wanna Be Free (Markiplier, Multiverse Theory: A Heist With Markiplier)
David Matthews - Space Oddity (Space/Celestial Bodies, Jazz: Jazz-Funk/Jazz Rock)
The Gregory Brothers ft. Markiplier - Fly Like a Butterfly (Markiplier)
Shoji Meguro, Lyn - Beneath The Mask (Jazz: Acid Jazz, Lounge)
The 8-Bit Big Band - FNAF 1 (Big Band Version) / (Big Band, Mark Associated Media: Five Night's At Freddy's)
McDonald's, Doug Jones - Mac Tonight (Big Band: Mack The Knife, Celestial Bodies: The Moon, Time-related Concepts: Nighttime)
Carmen Overture - Toreador March (Mark Collaborators: Five Night's At Freddy's)
Star Wars Kinect - I'm Han Solo (Space: Star Wars, Mark Collaborators: Starcade)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Questions)
MiniMusicMan - Crazy La Paint (Markiplier)
Endigo - ESPRESSO IN MY ASS! (Markiplier) 
Markiplier & The Gregory Brothers - Space Was Cool (Markiplier, Space/Celestial Bodies, Time, Multiverse Theory: In Space With Markiplier)
Michiel van den Bos - Foregone Destruction (UT Version) / (Space, Multiverse Theory: Fortnite[Chill Lobby Music])
Rebecca Sugar ft. Estelle - Stronger Than You (Space/Celestial Bodies: Steven Universe)
Mystery Skulls ft. Nile Rodgers & Brandy - Number 1 (Mysteries: Mystery Skulls)
Markiplier & The Gregory Brothers - Space Is Cool (Markiplier, Space/Celestial Bodies)

Reporting For Duty, Captain...

𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒲𝐼𝒯𝒞𝐻 𝒪𝐹 𝒮𝒫𝐼𝑅𝒜𝐿𝒮; 𝐻𝐸𝑅 𝒩𝒜𝒯𝒰𝑅𝐸 𝐼𝒮 𝐹𝒜𝒩𝒯𝒜𝒮𝐼𝒵𝐼𝒩𝒢
𝐻𝐸𝑅 𝒜𝒳𝐸 𝒞𝐿𝐸𝒜𝒱𝐸𝒮 𝑀𝐸𝒜𝒯 𝒜𝒮 𝒜𝒩 𝒜𝑅𝑀𝒴 𝒪𝐹 𝒞𝒪𝑅𝒫𝒮𝐸𝒮 𝒞𝐻𝐸𝐸𝑅
𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒰𝒩𝒴𝐼𝐸𝐿𝒟𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒞𝒜𝒞𝒪𝒫𝐻𝒪𝒩𝒴 𝐸𝒩𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸𝒮 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒫𝑅𝒪𝒟𝒰𝒞𝒯 𝒪𝐹 𝒜𝒩𝒪𝒯𝐻𝐸𝑅'𝒮 𝒮𝐼𝒩𝒮
𝒲𝐼𝒞𝒦𝐸𝒟 𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒩𝒢𝒮 𝒞𝐻𝒜𝑅𝒢𝐸 𝒪𝒩𝐸 𝒜𝒩𝒪𝒯𝐻𝐸𝑅; 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒫𝒜𝑅𝒜𝒟𝐸 𝒪𝐹 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐸𝒜𝒟 𝑀𝒜𝑅𝒞𝐻𝐸𝒮 𝒪𝒩𝒲𝒜𝑅𝒟𝒮

[ ] Studio EIM - Canto 7 Boss 2 BGM (MURDER, DEATH, CORRUPTIVE FORCES, PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR / BUSINESS, BODY PARTS [BLOOD])
[ ] Will McDaniel - The Break-Up Buddy 2.0 (HEARTBREAK / WILL MCDANIEL)
[ ] Moe Shop - Love Taste (THE INTRUDER)
[ ] Susumu Hirasawa - Parade (VOCAL SYNTH, ANARCHY: HORROR ANIME / SURREALIST)
[ ] Carpenter Brut - Leather Teeth (TEETH / DARKSYNTH, BODY PARTS [TEETH])
[ ] Death Note The Musical - Kira! (MURDER, DEATH / MARCH OF THE DEAD: STOLEN IDENTITES, VILLAINS)
[ ] The Correspondents - Puppet Loosely Strung (PUPPETS / MARCH OF THE DEAD: ELECTRO SWING)
[ ] Beetlejuice The Musical - Say My Name (UNHOLY, DEATH / COMEDY HORROR / MARCH OF THE DEAD: REPLACED ACTORS, VILLAINS)
[ ] Kikuo - Corpse Dance (VOCAL SYNTH, ART POP, DEATH)
[ ] DAGames - FOLLOW, GREET, WAIT, REPEAT (UNHOLY, MURDER, DEATH, CORRUPTIVE FORCES / PUPPETS, DOLLS, HIVEMINDS / MARCH OF THE DEAD: METAL ARTISTS)
[ ] GHOST - Amygdala's Rag Doll (VOCAL SYNTH, ANIMATION MEMES, ANARCHY: HOLES / DOLLS)
[ ] FLESH - Till Meth Do Us Part (TEETH / WITCH HOUSE, ANARCHY: LOL)
[ ] The Neighbourhood - Flawless (ALT-POP, HEARTBREAK / DOLLS / MARCH OF THE DEAD: RUINING, RUINS: THE SUBURBS)
[ ] Kikuo - Climb! Advance! To the Tall Tower (VOCAL SYNTH, ART POP)
[ ] Will McDaniel - My Christmas Hole (ANARCHY: HOLES / WILL MCDANIEL / MARCH OF THE DEAD: RUINS: CHRISTMAS)
[ ] Mili - Between Two Worlds (ART POP, UNHOLY, CORRUPTIVE FORCES, UNREQUITED LOVE, OBSESSION, PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR / BUSINESS, BODY HORROR, ANARCHY: A MASS OF CORPSES / MARCH OF THE DEAD: VTUBERS [KIM JI-HOON], GORE, VILLAINS, RUINS: CHRISTMAS)
[ ] They Might Be Giants - Stuff is Way (ANIMATION MEMES / ABSURDIST, 'WEIRDCORE,' SIZE)
[ ] Aurelio Voltaire - The Masquerade (MARCH OF THE DEAD: CABARET, CLOTHING ITEMS)
[ ] Chuck Salamone - Fancy Meat Computer (SURREALIST, ABSURDIST, STOP-MOTION, MEAT / MARCH OF THE DEAD: GIBBERISH, VILLAINS) 

PARADE FOR THE BROKEN

Voting ends in 48 hours.
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Art by @ragnamalamity ! Thank you!

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Lights out.

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SOURCES USED:
Will Wood - The Moral Implications of a Deterministic Universe feat. The Onceler (Both - Death, undead, things that make you tired: Philosophy majors, Will Wood's nomenclature / Tumblr, villain playlists, murder)
Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At (rag - Heavy sampling)
RJD2 - Charmed Life (rag - RJD2)
Michel F. April - Dead By Daylight (Both - Horror, death / Murder, killer-centric media)
Nujabes - Luv (sic) (rag - Inst. hip hop, heavy sampling)
Jhariah - TOOTH PACT (Vincent - Pop Punk)
Jhariah - TRUST CEREMONY (Both - Lethargy, creative struggles / Pop Punk)
Aviators - Mechanical Instinct (Vincent - FNAF)
Aviators - Summon The Choir (Both - Undead, horror: Bloodborne / FNAF fanartists)
hibiscus - Clock Out (rag - rag)

[LOSERS FINALS] The Excessively Violent Conclusion to a Bracket-Spanning Rivalry

Track by: @theguy-mashups-part-six
Art by: Teleportato (https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social)
Character Represented: Pufferfish

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**NO, TFA ISN'T BACK.**
The Discord server will continue to remain defunct as an archive, and same with the Soundcloud pages once we are done (Account 4 just happened to have 35 remaining minutes left on it, so might as well make use of it).

We are only intending to replace KompleteKrysys's renders made for this project, with tracks to go along with the newly drawn renders, as a sort of re-introduction. These tracks and new renders won't be released on a set schedule as this is not a high priority to us, so just expect it to drop periodically. Past tracks featuring those characters will also be modified to have the new renders on the thumbnail, but TFA will not continue once we are done this repaint.

The intent of this is so fan-tracks and other unofficial TFA related stuff can use these new assets without having to use works by controversial individuals, and while we're at it, compiling all the art that was contributed and give the proper credits to the artists that may have gone uncredited.

You can find the Google Drive here (it will be updated as renders are finished!): https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/11gKSj9L3rY7PaUtJ-xFTXeunyOaEkkl9?usp=sharing

Consider it a little "bonus content", if anything.
- Xinos

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Sourcelist:
-Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
-Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
-Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
-Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Rayman Legends - The Spy Who Kicked Me (Water Levels, Bodies of Water)
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (Thematic Offsource: Britney Spears)
Donkey Kong Country - Aquatic Ambience (Water Levels, Bodies of Water) 
Maroon 5 - One More Night (Toxic Behavior)
The B-52's - Rock Lobster (Aquatic Life)
Bell Biv Devoe - Poison (Poison)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)
Super Mario 64 - Dire Dire Docks (Water Levels, Bodies of Water) 
Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River (Bodies of Water, Toxic Behavior)

20000 Leagues Under The Eugh

(BONUS 03 - CIVIL WAR BUDDIES)

I wish Rodrick was not so irresponsible, perhaps Greg would not have run away if he treated him better. Or maybe Greg should man up and not run away from all of his problems. Now it's my responsibility to find him. Maybe he left a note in his diary...

- America, & its presidents, & its culture
(Only in America, Red, White & Blue, Kids in America)
- Politics, War, & the army
(War Pigs, Fortunate Son, Draft Morning)
- History, honesty & truth
(The Longest Day, Be Honest, Sink the Bismarck)
- Guns, theatre, & villain songs (like the villainous John Wilkes Booth)
(Big Gun, Big Iron, Hey Joe)

Songs used:
RŮDE - Light's Theme (Presidents)
Miley Cyrus - Party in The USA (America)
Bad History - TRUMP (America/Presidents)
Plasma3Music - Trainwreck Of Electro Swing (Theatre)

VICTORY! - CIVIL WAR BUDDIES

(? 02 - ADAM CONOVER)
- truTV programming
(World's Dumbest, Impractical Jokers, Adam Ruins Everything)
- Things Adam ruins
(Sex, Doing Good, Himself)
- CollegeHumor
(Honest Graduation Song, Livin' Mask-Free, Auto Correct Love Song)
- Comedy artists, especially unfunny ones
(Neil Cicerega, Bo Burnham, Caroline Konstnar)
- Educational television
(Sid the Science Kid, Explained, How It's Made)

(DOOMED 03 - JAKE)
- Television advertisements
(State of Unrest, Taking Stock, Soy Yo)
- Clothing items, with a focus on pants
(Low, How Low, Hot Pants)
- Phones & calling
(Hotline Bling, Call me maybe, Baby Hotline)
- Three in the morning
(3AM, 3am, 3am)
- Innuendos, replaced actors, & "generic white people" music
(Butterfly, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Wonderwall)

Songs used:
Slayyyter - Out Of Time (?/Time)
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (Comedians/Phones/Calling/White people music)
Waterparks - FUNERAL GREY (Ruined: Funerals/3am)
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (Collegehumor/Phones/Calling/Innuendo)
Scattle - Inner Animal (Ruined: A Murder/Phones)
Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club - Your Brain Fell Out (Geek Rock/Educational/Phones)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Collegehumor/Generic white people)
Subtle - ExitingARM (Time)

Out Of Service

(DOOMED 09 - HAMOOD HABIBI)
- Arabian media, arabfunny, and anything featured on the Hamood Habibi wiki
(Khallik Behalak, Arabian Nights, 🎤🐢)
- Sandbox titles & weird Minecraft videos
(Minecraft, Terraria, Roblox)
- Music popularized or frequently used on TikTok
(Buttercup, Peaches, Dance Monkey)
- Praise, sleep, waking up, clapping, terms of endearment, & bizzare or uncanny CGI
(What A Beautiful Name, Blinding Lights, Honey, Honey)
- YTPMVs and common YTPMV sources
(Big Beat Mario, The Glorious Octagon of Destiny, MAMAMAMA-MAMAMA-MAMA)

💧︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎👍︎☜︎💧︎

☠︎⚐︎❄︎

☞︎⚐︎🕆︎☠︎👎︎

Songs used:
Aaron Cherof - A Town Abandoned by Time (Time/The Night/Sandbox Composers)
Douglas Holmquist - The Alarm System (Sandbox Titles/IDM)
twenty one pilots - Heathens (TikTok)
Billie Eilish - Hotline Bling (State Farm artists/TikTok) 🧊 I want revenge!
Gareth Coker & Minecraft - Precincts at Night (City) (The Night/Sandbox Titles)
Scott Lloyd Shelly - Night (The Night/Sandbox Titles)
Olivia Rodrigo - deja vu (State Farm artists/TikTok)
Harry Mack - Rainbow Fields (Late Night) (The Night/Sandbox Titles)
The Ready Set - Operator (Phones)
Scott Lloyd Shelly - Ocean Night (The Night/Sandbox Titles)
Jeff Broadbent - Glimmers of Vibrance (Sandbox Titles)
Mikko Tillander - Snowfall (Phones)
CAKE - Never There (Phones/Infidelity/White People Music)
FrankJavCee - Quit (feat. Hi, I'm Chris) (Phones/The Night/Clapping)

Take it Slow

In my chest, written and produced in a day.

In my chest

picking up the pieces | untitled project 002 sessions | ambient atmospheric industrial drone horror WIP | Breathe 1.1 Piano 1 52325 take 1 70 bpm

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme (Horror Game)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶/Lethargy)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/Creepy Moment)
SFX used:
Slender - Static Death
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Redead Screech (Creepy Moments)
Sonic.exe - Kefka Laugh (Creepypasta)
Garfielf - Various Voice Lines (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)

My Reality

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/mr-too-many-aus
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)


Songs used:
Garfield Kart - Sneak-A-Peak (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Fridays)
SFX used:
Minecraft - Cave Sounds (Creepy Moments)
Luna Game - Screamer Sound (Creepypasta)
meatsleep - ‡i‡n⁜g‡r‡a‡t‡e‡ (ARGs)

LAST MILLENNIUM

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku 
Characters Represented: Rick & Morty, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Hm? What do you mean this is a reupload from my main account! That simply isn't true... I would never do such a thing! Please don't search up the exact same name! Unity's an offsource!!!

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)


Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'s sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
R&M: Adult Swim - Too Many Cooks (Adult Swim Media)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy moments/Creepypasta)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: ♀ - Cry (Creepy moments)
TheFatRat - Unity [OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE ERROR MISSINGNO]

Spoil The Broth

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Homestuck - Flare
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)

Victory! Bec Noir

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Creepypasta)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/creepy moments)
Various Garfielf SFX

Victory! Zalgar

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Victory! Zalgar

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2

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