FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario RPG - Battle Against An Armed Boss (Frequently used by Minecraft Youtubers, its used in like every other FitMC video)
The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Explosions)
SFX used: 
FitMC - Intro
FitMC - "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"

Battle Against An Armless Boss

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/dreemstrider, https://twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Rick & Morty, Jack Skellington

Ever wonder what would happen to Rick and Morty in a zombie apocalypse? Let's say their portal gun broke, and the only place they could ever get the resources to rebuild one would be in Canada. How would Rick and Morty fair on The Death Road to Canada? Perhaps this track may give you an idea of how they'd interact throughout the scenario...

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)

Jack Skellington's sourcelist:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Death Road to Canada - Frankenstein Goes to Jamaica/Theme of a Broken Car (Undead/Halloween Monsters)
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Songs appearing on Rick & Morty)
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged Coda (Songs appearing on Rick & Morty)
Rick & Morty - Opening Theme

God Dammit, Morty! You Broke The Car

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Jack Skellington

The Pumpkin King arrives, alone and independent, to compete in Par Airlines' Temporary Flight Attendant! Jack Skellington's a master in evoking such a fear, but he'll also make some tracks to spread the holiday cheer! From Christmas carols and sleigh bells, to spooky ghosts and zombie smells...Vote for this bonehead, to represent the undead, great monster-mashups to hear, to make Christmas last all year!

Sources:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Nintendo 3DS (Ashley's Halloween Theme) - Halloween Dream (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)
The Nightmare Before Christmas - This Is Halloween (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Ashley's Song (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)
iDOLM@STER 2 - Kyun! Vampire Girl (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)

Ashley's Halloween

Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Jack Skellington

The Pumpkin King arrives, alone and independent, to compete in Par Airlines' Temporary Flight Attendant! Jack Skellington's a master in evoking such a fear, but he'll also make some tracks to spread the holiday cheer! From Christmas carols and sleigh bells, to spooky ghosts and zombie smells...Vote for this bonehead, to represent the undead, great monster-mashups to hear, to make Christmas last all year!

Sources:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Sonny - Final Encounter (Halloween Monsters)
clipping. - Blood of the Fang (Halloween)
The iDOLM@STER 2 - Kyun! Vampire Girl (Halloween Monsters)

Time To Come Back

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/toothnt
Art by: @evkem
Character represented: Garry Modulate

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My g My g My g My god, could that be...? Yes, Garry Modulate, the shape-shifting star of GMod, will be starring in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's been a prop in many Valve games: Half-Life, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Half-Life... uh... that's it, but no matter! He certainly has varied sources, from games known for glitches, Valve games, and modded content overall! Garry has set out to win quickly, at least quicker than it'll take get that damn beverage machine working!

Sources:
-Songs from notoriously glitchy games (Super Mario 64, Sonic 06, Big Rigs, Goat Simulator, etc.)
-Modding related sources (Terraria Calamity Mod, The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth, Minecraft: Twilight Forest, Minecraft: Aether 2, Pokémon Clover, etc.)
-Music from or relating to video games developed by Valve (Songs from/relating franchises such as Team Fortress, Portal, Half Life, DOTA, Left 4 Dead, etc.)
-Music used in or made for popular SFM animations (how to climb a tree by Tipsy Duck, This Way That - Mario Party 2 used in Duck Shoes by an0nymooose, STARSTRUKK used in Nice Legs by an0nymooose, etc.)

Songs used:
Minecraft: Twilight Forest - radiance (Modding)

Snow Waifu

This has been by far the closest match so far, staying almost 50/50 every time I checked the votes! 
Thank you to both sides for voting!

The Results! - Lupin the Third Vs. Juan Carlos Bodoque

Fighter: Fireboy & Watergirl, Rikka
Arrangement: Carmel @carmelfunny
Illustration: CJ, taconi
Music: An Entire Generation Of Riddles
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Sourcelists:

Fireboy and Watergirl:
-Rips related to Flash Games (Newgrounds games, Ninja Kiwi games)
-Rips from Puzzle Games (Portal, Tetris, Puyo Puyo)
-Songs related to Fire and Water levels in video games
-Songs related to Fire and Water in General, as well as Contrasting Elements

Rikka:
-Songs from Chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai, and other Kyoto Animation anime. (Lucky Star, A Silent Voice, K-ON)
-Songs from romance anime and Slice of Life anime (Nisekoi, Plastic Memories, Fruits Basket)
-Songs related Eyes, Vision and characters that have Eye Powers(Songs from Code Geass and Death Note, Stronger Than You, Ocean Eyes)
-Songs related to Umbrellas and Rain (Umbrella by Rihanna, Bill Wurtz, Dancing in the Rain)

Original:

FBWG
- Orange - Waterflame (Water/Fire/Contrasting Elements/Flash Games [Appeared in Jumper + Riddle School])

Rikka
- Step! - Mio Honda (Slice of Life Anime)
- My Generation - The Who (Kyoto Animation Anime) [Appeared in Koe No Katachi]
- Pull Over - Trina (Pull Over)

An Entire Generation Of Riddles

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: THE BOONDOCKS

The stones that the builder refused, the individuals hailing from Woodcrest, MD have made a surprise stop at the Mash Pit with no other intentions but to slap the shit out of anyone who gets in their way. Although a somewhat dysfunctional family, their combined ass whooping abilities are unparalleled, so you best prepare yourself for a melting. Bringing tunes from the underground and various [adult swim] media to the table, the Freemans will be sweeping this fight club or die tryin!

SOURCES:
The Boondocks - Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner ([adult swim] programming)
MF DOOM - Doomsday (Underground hip-hop)
Lakim - A Pimp Named Slickback ([adult swim] programming)
A-F-R-O/R.A The Rugged Man - Definition of a Rap Flow (Underground hip-hop)
Family Guy - Bird is the Word (Family)
Kanye West - Family Business (Family)

SOURCE LIST:

- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

The Pimps Prayer

Fighter: Bitter Minds
Arrangement: Star
Illustration: TVGhost
Music: Stuck In the Slammer
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Sourcelist:
-Songs from Ace Attorney and other Court Case-Related things (Aviary Attorney, Lose yourself in Court, Cornered, Allegro)
-Songs from Homestuck and it’s spinoffs, including Fanworks (Sunsetter, Songs from Hiveswap Friendism, Paradox Space, Land of the Fans)
-Songs related to VGM Jazz (Bioshock, Skullgirls, L.A Noire)
-Songs related to Coffee and Dragons(Savoy Truffle, Coffee Shop, Up for Breakfast, Final Boss Themes from Fire Emblem)

Original:
- Black - Toby "Radiation" Fox (Homestuck)
- SunSlammer - Seth "Beatfox" Peelle (Homestuck)
- Sburban Jungle - Micheal Guy Bowman (Homestuck)

Stuck In the Slammer

VOTE: https://forms.gle/7XCm5iC8VJhbBEyEA

OINGO: These magic bullets are tough, but she's no match for us gods, right bro?
BOINGO: Right!
APPLE: Jeeze, you guys are annoying. I thought gods were supposed to be tough and powerful.

Track: @refriggie
Art: @austhetic
Characters Represented: Apple Girlington, Oingo Boingo Brothers

Sources:
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (Sandy Places)
Sans Text Noise (Toby Fox)
Undertale - The Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans (Toby Fox)

[ R1 - M6 - P2 ] The Song That Might Play When You Breakdance Sans

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Time To Come Back

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2