listening to this a few months later and realizing it was a hiveswap/homestuck rip makes a lot more sense now

the more I listen to it the more I love it, but sorry I'll have to go pufferfish when the time comes

Ender's Mixtape [Vol. 2]

SELF-iSH

-iSH (Remastered)

Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: @libbec [Gumi(?)] & @pinewithsun [Mad Mew Mew]
Character [14] - Copy That, Copycats!

Hey! HEY! HEY!!! Who you callin' a copy, cat? From deep below Mt. Ebott comes Mad Mew Mew, a less-than-friendly feline who's gunning for that exhibit spot. She just so happened to find GUMI? on the way, and decided to help her find her identity just like she found hers. And what better way to find yourself than to beat up all your opponents? Boasting all of the Undertale soundtrack, songs from Vocaloids, cat tunes, and much more, you'd have to be a dummy not to vote for them! Mew~

❥Music related to bullet hell and Earthbound-inspired games, with a focus on Undertale/Deltarune.
(Just Shapes and Beats, vs Mad Mew Mew, Sanctuary Guardian, THE WORLD REVOLVING]
❥Music featuring vocoded vocals, vocaloids and weeb/otaku culture in general.
(The Faulty Feline Philosophy, ECHO, Ivann Polka, Carmeldansen]
❥Music related to mirrors as well as identity/self image
(Man In The Mirror, Celeste OST, We R Who We R, Scars To Your Beautiful]
❥Music related to cats.
(Nyan Cat, Garfield Show Theme, Copycat, Doja Cat]

Sources:
HYPE - Tokyo Machine (Bullet Hell (JSaB)]
Mad Mew Mew - Toby Fox (Duh]
Copycat ft. GUMI - CircusP (Duh]
Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson (Mirrors]
Nyan Cat - Daniwell-P (Vocaloid/Cats]
Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls (Cats]
Scars To Your Beautiful - Alessia Cara (Self Image]
Ladylike ft. GUMI - KIRA (Vocaloid/Identity]

Get Hyped. Hyped! HYPED!!!

Track donated by: @wickedwiggitydawhg
Art donated by: @wickedwiggitydawhg
Character [05] - Stupendiguy

Lights, camera, action! Falling into the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. is The Stupendium, but from the show of it, he seems to be living someone else's game. Sporting the neon PVC of the Fall Guys, Stupendiguy has climbed in face-first, and he plans to fight through the terminal velocity of the bracket. His hell is members only, and for those that have slid into the void, his path of the starving artist will prove that the house always wins. If you'd rather drop dead, that's fine, but he won't bury deeper down the possibility of an exhibit for those chasing crowns they'll never see. This rogue's gallery has a speaker system, and today's the day he's chose to rise!

⇩Music by The Stupendium, as well as songs in the nerdcore genre or by artists known for it.
(And So We Fall, Rest Employed, I've Got A Bone, Take My Breath Away, etc.)
(The Living Tombstone, Shadrow, The Chalkeaters, OR3O, etc.)
⇩Music related to top Twitch and battle royale games.
(League of Legends, Among Us, Overwatch, Fortnite, etc.)
(Fall Guys, Apex Legends, Call of Duty: Warzone, Tetris 99, etc.)
⇩Music related to competitive TV shows.
(Total Drama Island, Jeopardy!, Battle for Dream Island, Hell's Kitchen, etc.)
⇩Music about falling, heights, or failure.
(Falling Down, Sword Fights on the Heights, In the End, Nothing to Lose, etc.)

Sources:
40 Years of Gaming - Dan Bull [Nerdcore]
Die in A Fire - TheLivingTombstone [Nerdcore]
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy [Falling]
You're Mine - DAGames [Nerdcore]
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J [Why don't you ask Jonesy and Gooseworx why this falls under Nerdcore/Failure?]
Boom Boom Boom... - Dan Bull [Nerdcore, Top Twitch Games (Minecraft)]
Revenge - TryHardNinja, CaptainSparklez [Top Twitch Games (Minecraft)]
DJ's Got Us Fallin' In Love - Usher ft. Pitbull [Falling]
What A Fowl Day - The Stupendium [The Stupendium]
Always Love! [Bad] - Parappa the Rapper 2 [Failure]
Robocopyright - Dan Bull [Nerdcore Artists]
Always Love! [Awful] (Unused) - Parappa the Rapper 2 [Failure]
never wanna fall in love with u - nelward [Falling]
Centuries - Fall Out Boy [Falling]

40 Falls

Glass Talk (BTA)

Trick - Yxng Chino (Prod. 12AM) UNFIN. - 8_7_25, 11.00 PM

Buy Good & Evil: https://music.apple.com/us/album/good-evil/1111778836

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2Vq0Y8wgiZRYtZ1mQ7zOMG?si=xo3VEH87RdOr6_oPTyuDvQ

Good & Evil

Tally Hall - &

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Memories/Forgetting)
Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism - Hartmann's Youkai Girl (Touhou)

The 21st Night of September ~ Do You Remember?

Track by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
(an ascii image of bowsette) by James Roach (Clown)
Hokus Pokus by Insane Clown Posse (Clown)
Mr. Cellophane from Chicago (Theater)
Wild Wild West by Will Smith feat. Dru Hill, Kool Mo Dee (Cowboy)

(an ascii image of a clown)

Art by: @trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Completing The Mission - Dance Mr. Funnybones [Trap Mix] (Flash/Stick Figures)
Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla (Stick Figures/Flipnote Memes)
Lizzo - Truth Hurts (Offsource)

YOU HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED! REPOST TO TOTALLY DISTRACT YOUR FOLLOWERS!

Track by: @gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
grandson - Blood // Water (Water/ Toxicity)
No Straight Roads OST - VS. SAYU (Water Levels/ Aquatic Life)
HOME - Tides (Water)
Waterflame - Electroman Adventures (Water)

Red Tide

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: The Junkers

[ SOURCES ] -

100 gecs - money machine (Experimental)
100 gecs, Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito - ringtone remix (Expirimental)

Reigning from Junkertown, Australia ~2070 A.D., Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes and Mako “Roadhog” Rutledge seem to have “borrowed” a formal invitation after a successful job! To honor their vigilance, our host has allowed them to take the place of the intended contestant. Masters of the heist and pyrotechnics of any kind, these two freaks are going to blow up the polls!

POWER COLOR: AMBER

STRENGTHS: Despite looking incredibly amateur, these two have pulled off heists only the best of the best could get away with.

WEAKNESSES: The rat's a little too eager, and the hog's much more passive than he looks.

Sources:

-Anything from Blizzard-Activision’s catalogue
(World of Warcraft, Hearthstone, Spyro the Dragon, Crash Bandicoot)

-Team shooters
(Overwatch, Team Fortress 2)

-Songs or media that relate to the apocalypse, or explosions
(Dan Bull - Creeper Rap, the Fallout franchise, Mad Max, Adventure Time)

-Australian and experimental media
(Theme of HOBaRT, Down Under - Men at Work, money machine - 100 gecs)

dps (da phone song)

This track and art was made by @e-twoup.

Mettaton
The star of the Underground has arrived to reclaim his spotlight! Following a bitter 16th placement in Mashup Week, he's ready to redeem himself with his new and improved musical arsenal. While he may have been forced to revert to his original form due to lack of power, his force of personality is as strong as ever.  The headlining act is calling, and he's ready to answer.

- Songs from the Undertale OST, including remixes of the OST
(CORE, Death Report, Amalgam)

- Songs related to robots 
(Megaman, Five Nights at Freddy's, Daft Punk)

- Songs with heavily vocoded/robotic-sounding vocals
(My Ordinary Life, Intergalactic, California Love)

- Songs from or related to game shows or theatre
(Family Feud theme, Alexander Hamilton, The Ultimate Show)
[Duel Exclusive]
- Undertale fansongs/AU music related to his opponent's sources

Track Sources:
Undertale - Death Report SharaX Remix (Undertale OST)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Robots, Vocoded)
Daft Punk - Digital Love (Robots, Vocoded) 
Griffinilla - Stay Calm (Robots)
The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long (Robots)

Daft Report

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

 [ SOURCES ] -

RHMan - Ooh Nah Nah (Rabbits)
Voice Clips from BILLIE EILISH PARODY (Rabbits)
Voice Clips from Wabbit Twouble (Rabbits)
Endigo - Big Chungus (Rabbits)
CG5 - Big Chungus (Rabbits)

POWER COLOR: AQUA

STRENGTHS: Vigilance like no other.

WEAKNESSES: Brother issues.

That’s a face we haven’t seen in years! You may call him Proto-Mickey, or the Rabbit That Was Never Meant To Be, but he’s Oswald, baby! With his wife and hundreds of children cheering from the sidelines, there’s no way he can’t win, right? You’d have to be heartless to put down this bunny.

Sources:

-Disney canon Oswald has appeared in, and music related to Rubberhose/toony animation
(Epic Mickey, Cuphead OST, Rubber band, Toontown)

-Music that relates to Luck or Rabbits
(Get Lucky, High Hopes, The Bunny Song, Bugs Bunny related media)

-Songs related to swing and “oldies”
(Lone Digger, Other Friends, We Speak No Americano)

-Music related to rejection, forgetting, and lost media
(Viva la vida, Somebody that I used to know, Yandhi)

a... "BIG" medley.

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Bobby Cole - Trance Music for Racing Game (Used by Minecraft YouTubers, Dream's running music)
Dan Bull - Goose on the Loose (Dan Bull)
Gareth Coker - Agile Accelerando (Tumble) (Minecraft)
ThnxCya - Like An Enderman (Minecraft)
Yogscast - Screw the Nether (Minecraft)
Dan Bull - Creeper Rap (Minecraft)
Ke$ha - Blow (Explosions)
Sonic Rush - Bomber Barbara (Explosions)

1 in 7.5 Trillion Chance

Art by: @keep-smyling, TVGhost
Track by: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
UI by @e-twoup


Undertale - Death By Glamour (Robots, TheGuy: Mann Vs. Machine)
Team Fortress 2 - ROBOTS! (Robots, Valve, TheGuy: Mann Vs. Machine)
Kirby Planet Robobot - Vs. The Wicked Company (Robots, TheGuy ft Mr. 404: Vs. The Wicked Secretary)
Daft Punk - Human After All (Robots)
Boney M. - Rasputin (TheGuy: Mann Vs. Machine)
Futurama - Robot Hell (Robots, TheGuy: thresher shark thursday!!!!!!)
3OH!3 - STARSTRUKK (Valve: Nice Legs, TheGuy: Time Travelling Rulebreaker)
Daft Punk - Short Circuit (Robots, TheGuy: thresher shark thursday!!!!!!)
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (TheGuy: Vs. The Wicked Secretary & thresher shark thursday!!!!!!)
wazgul - Soldier Vs. Masked Spy (Valve, TheGuy ft Mr. 404: Vs. The Wicked Secretary)
Philip OnBread - Octagon vs. Masked Hexagon (Jack Black)
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (Soundclown Memes)
Donkey Kong Country - Metal Head (Robots)
Donkey Kong Country - The Mirror Never Lies (Cartoony Villians)
KNOWER - Time Traveler (Valve, TheGuy: Time Travelling Rule Breaker)
Bobby Shmurda - Computers (Computers, TheGuy: jet set radio error music)
kossi0404 - 【kirby】windows xp error music【reveng of metaknight】(Computers, TheGuy: jet set radio error music)

Death By Company

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

(an ascii image of a clown)

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