aaand there's the teaser image, good as always

i give no darns to if folks dislike her or not, i'm rooting for this funky little yokai 'n am thankful for all the bangers that've happened through her! Thank ya for yer epicness, TFA Koishi-people and TFA as a whole!! <:D

Ngl this is pretty damn good! Sad that TikTok is such a beast

Temporary Flight Attendant: Koishi Komeiji's Journey

Universal Connection is Alara’s debut journey into the stars, a cosmic R&B-pop album that blends sultry vocals, shimmering synths, and emotional storytelling.

Across these tracks, Alara explores love, grief, empowerment, and self-acceptance through a celestial lens. From the fierce, hypnotic pull of Gravity Games, to the radiant intimacy of Warm in the Stars, to the empowering finale Radiant I’ve Become, this record captures both the darkness of the galaxy and the warmth of the sun.

Inspired by constellations, cosmic mythology, and the healing power of music, Universal Connection is more than an album, it’s an ode to the threads that tie us together, from the stars above to the love we find within ourselves.

✨ For those seeking light in the dark, and fire in the cold, this is your soundtrack among the stars.

Catching sunshine

Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Touhou 13.5: Hopeless Masquerade - The Lost Emotion (Touhou)

The Lost Emotion

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Memories/Forgetting)
Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism - Hartmann's Youkai Girl (Touhou)

The 21st Night of September ~ Do You Remember?

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3 (ms. another unnecessary tournament in real life)
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato (Sources: https://pastebin.com/iNskH5rW)
Characters Represented: Koishi Komeiji, Pufferfish

Another solo track featuring Pufferfish! So far, this unpleasant little puff gaggy has the most songs solo, but they also tend to be (according to likes and views)a bit less popular than the rest. Pufferfish is just killing it with the amount of tracks done alone! This one almost seemed like a collaboration, but he was the only one in the recording room...

Koishi Komeiji's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Pufferfish's Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Pufferfish: Splatoon 2 - Spicy Calamari Inkantation (sea creatures)
Koishi: Bad Apple (Touhou)
Pufferfish: Shark Tale - Good Foot (sea creatures)
Pufferfish: Splatoon - City Of Color (sea creatures)
Pufferfish: Splatoon - I Am Octavio (sea creatures)
Pufferfish: Sonic Colours - Aquarium Park (water levels)
Pufferfish: Kirby 64 - Aqua Star (water levels)
Pufferfish: Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (sea creatures)
Koishi: Yandere Simulator - Power Of The Occult (bullet hells)
Pufferfish: Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion - Telephone Theme (sea creatures)

#5 apple

Happy birthday, ZUN!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Asian Kung-Fu Generation - Re:Re: (ERASED opening, memories/forgetting)

Long Forgotten Memory ~ A Town Without Me

Happy birthday, ZUN!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
U.N. Owen Was Her (Flandre's Theme) - Touhou
Bad Apple - Touhou
Love-Coloured Master Spark - Touhou

Bad Spark ~ Love Coloured Magic

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @https://soundcloud.com/serpentsnivy
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok, twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Bec Noir, Jack Skellington

Somebody is losing their job today, as one of our planners just wrote "Jack" in the characters that could use another track. This caused an argument between Bec Noir & Jack Skellington, as legally, Bec's name is Jack and that is what he is listed as in the system. Jack was willing to compromise but Bec wanted the track to himself. After stabbing Skellington approximately twenty three times in the chest, Bec eventually realized it was ineffective and reluctantly obliged to the collaboration. Bec is a lone wolf, but he's not going to waste his time on someone who is already dead, not yet, at least.
Also, we bribed him with a Scooby Snack.

Jack Skellington's sourcelist:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
-Frozen Hillside Zone - Sonic Robo Blast 2 (Winter Season)
-Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men (Dogs)
-Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (Winter Season)
-Pump - Valentino Khan (Mafia)
-Sunsetter - Homestuck (Homestuck)

I Won't Jack Down

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/demencion
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

After recording "Blaze Boyz," these two decided to make one last track. John Madden took a bit more of the lead here, as the fast-paced style of their last track really wore him out. It was somewhat new for the duo, but they enjoyed taking it easy for once. 
The future's looking somewhat grim for the two... if they could adjust to work with John, can they adjust to work with their next opponents? The outcome is What you make it, a hit or miss, if you will.  

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario Galaxy OST - Gusty Garden Galaxy (John Madden)
Powfu - death bed (TiKToK)
Various Mario Galaxy Voice Lines (John Madden)
CallMeCarson Crying (TiKToK)

Game Over ~ The Galaxy's Death Bed

Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」. Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
Billie Eilish - bad guy (TiKToK Trend)
Kesha - Cannibal (TiKToK Trend/Kesha's discography)

i'll be your animal

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by:  https://twitter.com/telepotato
Teaser by https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - His Theme (Memories)
Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes (Eyes)
potsu - im closing my eyes ft. shiloh (Eyes)

Teaser sources:
Just Shapes and Beats: The Lost Chapter (Bullet Hells)
Undertale - Memoryhead (Bullet Hells/Memories) :̷̢̧̛̛̖͍̤̝̥͚̙̬͉͖̙̥͂̂̋͠ͅ)̴̛̘̮̫͓͙͈̫̘͇͖̲̹͑̈́̇͌̿̆̎͜
Enter The Gungeon: Farewell To Arms (Bullet Hells)
Deltarune - Battle UI (Bullet Hells)
Touhou: Luna Nights - Final Boss (Touhou)
Perfect Cherry Blossom (Touhou)
Touhou Series - Graze Hitbox (Touhou)
BigGiantCircles - Imposter Nostalgia (Memories)
2 Mello - Memories of Tokyo-To (Memories)
Mad Rat Dead - Phantom Moon (Eyes)
The Messenger - Time Travel Portal (Eyes)
Iconoclast - Omega Wheel (Eyes)

His Eyes

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: Anonymous, twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier, John Madden

Mark's a weird dude, despite being a winner, he INSISTED on working with the astronaut! I don't know man, he's obsessed with space or something. He just wouldn't shut up about it! So of course, I just had to let him talk to John to keep what's left of my sanity in check! The sportscaster seemed to enjoy Mark's childish fascination for his occupation, laughing at his squeals of joy. I won't lie to you, dudes, in a way it was almost...cute? Like a little puppy being teased with a treat, he was so freaking excited to find out more! Hah, I'm starting to think he's a bit weak-minded to be a self-proclaimed "master criminal!" Anywhozers, they eventually decided to collab... John did a lot of the work, but Mark just kind of, sang over John's track about his love for space. It's pretty funny if I do say so myself...

These two becoming friends was the LAST thing I expected to see today, I almost feel BAD thinking about their potential duel in the future! Upupupu!

Markiplier's sourcelist:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Schmoyoho ft. Markiplier - SPACE IS COOL (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers/Space related)
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space related)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Sports related)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Space related)
Snail's House - Pixel Galaxy (Space related)

Galaxies Are Cool

⑨Happy Cirno Day!⑨

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/dreemstrider, https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Rick & Morty, Koishi Komeiji

We hope you enjoy this new Rick & Morty solo using the funny Cirno theme as an offsource for the funny 9 day!

Rick & Morty's Sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)

Koishi' Komeiji's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Koishi Komeiji:
Touhou Hisoutensoku - Beloved Tomboyish Girl (Bullet Hell)
Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded (Eyes)
Deltarune - Vs. Susie (Bullet Hell)

Rick & Morty:
Emily Crapnell - Parts of the Cell Rap (Science)
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Songs appearing in Rick & Morty)
Moral Orel - I Hate You Jesus (Adult Swim)
Rick & Morty - Get Schwifty (doesnt take rocket science to figure this one out)

Morty Fails Math Class

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

508 VOTES.
294 TO 214.
BOTH CANDIDATES FOUGHT HARD, AND THE MATCH GOT CLOSE MULTIPLE TIMES.
BUT THE WINNER WAS ALWAYS CLEAR FROM THE START.

GOOD GAME,
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN THE ELECTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, A NATION REBORN.
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(Stocks and thumbnail by: https://twitter.com/CwcHstrn/status/1323684691162136576!
Build-Up from @par-airl1nes5 by @bri-pm!)

(R20 - M20) Results

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
lieu - thank you
Yungster Jack & David Shawty - Pressure
100 gecs - 745 sticky
100 gecs - money machine

$sticky

Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts


Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Sugar Pills - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (Internal struggles)
Driving Directly Into A Concrete Wall - Gupi (Experimental)
False Awakening - Gupi (Experimental)
800db cloud - 100 gecs (Experimental)
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (Experimental)

SFXs used:
Car Crash SFX

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

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