I feel like King Slime is disliked so much because it uses terraria music in almost every track and it sorta just gets boring after a while

@user-209028862: shut the fuck up fucking bot

I didn't realize "songs related to royalty" would lead to something so good. starting to like slime more

Shitpost hell V.4 - The Shitpocalypse

Track by: @e-twoup
Art by: @e-twoup

Something Isn't Right (ECHO and Propaganda Miku, AKA Runner) [Crusher-P]

- Songs featuring synthesized/vocoded vocals, or artists known for using them
(Copycat, Rolling Girl, Reboot Me, Television Rules the Nation, Songs by the Living Tombstone)
- Songs from popular animation memes (100k+ views)
(U Got That, Touch Tone Telephone, There's Something Happening, Emo Boy, Dangerous)
- Songs related to the colors black and white, monochrome artstyles, or contrasting elements in general 
(Paint it Black, The White Album, Songs from Pokemon Black and White, Drop It Like It’s Hot, &)
- Songs related to conspiracy theories, paranoia, or mysteries (NO AMONG US) 
(The X Files, Crisis Actors, Paranoid Android, Who Can it Be Now, Objection Funk)
- Songs related to fire/burning 
(Burning Down the House, Hand in the Fire, Through the Fire and the Flames, Fire Burning, Lethal Lava Land)

Crusher-P - ECHO (Synth vocals, monochromatic)
Owl City - Fireflies (Fire)
Aviva - Hushh (Animation Meme)
Wowaka - Rolling Girl (Synth vocals, monochromatic)
Crusher-P - Propaganda (Synth vocals, paranoia, monochromatic)
Masayoshi Minoshima - Bad Apple!! (Monochromatic)
Hachioji-P - GimmexGimme (Synth vocals)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Mysteries)
Livetune, JubyPhonic - YELLOW (Animation Meme)

Intro - Something Isn't Right

*̶ ̶h̶e̶h̶,̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶m̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶u̶s̶e̶d̶.̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶'̶m̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶'̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶e̶?̶
*̶ ̶a̶h̶,̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶.̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶o̶r̶t̶a̶n̶t̶.̶

Arrangement by @libbec

Sᴏᴜʟsʟᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs

Lᴇᴛ’s ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ǫᴜɪᴄᴋ—ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ꜰɪʀᴇᴀʀᴍ-ᴛᴏᴛɪɴɢ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ SᴛᴀʀSᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ Tᴏᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ! Tʜɪs ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴄᴀꜰꜰᴇɪɴᴇ-ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ Sᴀɴs ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ Gɴᴏsᴛɪᴄ Jᴀᴅᴇ Hᴀʀʟᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇs ɪᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ! Tᴏ ᴀᴅᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ꜰʀᴏᴍ Hᴏᴍᴇsᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛs sᴘɪɴ-ᴏꜰꜰs ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀs ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ᴀɴᴅ sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ UTSC ʜɪᴛs, ɢᴜɴs, ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴜʟʟᴇᴛ ʜᴇʟʟs! Iᴛ’s Sʜᴏᴡᴛɪᴍᴇ!

• Songs within the UTSC community that have 5 or more covers by different people on soundcloud, including songs used in said tracks, NO OVERLAP
(No More Nuzzles, Howdy Stranger, Smile!, THE SEER, Saster’s MIDI Challenges)
(Everything used in FALLENSTAR, Gucci Gang from ICED OUT, Entrance of the Gladiators from CLOWNED ON, Ice Kingdom Action from HOT GARBAGE/JAJA)

• Songs used in Homestuck and its spinoffs
(Trollcops, Ohgodwhat Remix, Insane Clown Posse - Miracles, I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing)

• Songs related to guns, including artist names
(Pumped Up Kicks, This is America, Kids With Guns, Big Iron, Gun Locker, Guns N Roses)

• Songs related to dreams/sleeping
(Sweet Dreams, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team OST, Yume Nikki OST, Sleepwalk, Boulevard of Broken Dreams)

• Songs from games in the bullet hell genre, NO UNDERTALE OR DELTARUNE
(Touhou Project, Just Shapes & Beats, Enter the Gungeon, Nuclear Throne)

[DUAL/DUEL TRACK EXCLUSIVE] UTAU content related to their opponent

Songs used: 
1) Misfortune - DreemDeez (UTAU 5+ Covers)
2) Destitutione - vinpie (UTAU 5+ Covers)
3) Skeletal Smash - DropLikeAnECake (UTAU 5+ Covers)
4) Androphonovania - AZ!Underswap (UTAU 5+ Covers)
5) Omnipotens - emihead (UTAU 5+ Covers)
6) Striking the Demon Down - Saster (UTAU 5+ Covers)
7) Dynami - Robin Blend (UTAU 5+ Covers)
8) Bullet Hell - MrEpicIsHere (duh)

(NOTE: fun fact!!! this was originally the heartache replacement for my recognized maniacs take with underswap papyrus taking the place of toriel)
(EXTRA IMPORTANT NOTE: no further changes to the main roster have been planned. soulslammers will not be replaced... so where have they gone..?)

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Discord: http://discord.gg/BPXZFar

Transmission Select: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J2KKiXPQD9iYOp_ci6dhrEqPbasPaPQhIt-LvITKf50/edit?usp=sharing

Désireux de monter dans l'ascenseur

https://open.spotify.com/track/05xAHGcHKylBTeMzxgaM8t?si=1eb407ed10b146b8

My Confessions

In the Spotlight

Signal In The Static

Lyrics 

We met in a room of bright ideas,
Coffee rings and paper skies.
You joked about the way I plan
Three tomorrows at a time.
My suitcase waited by the door,
Ticket numbers in my phone—
You smiled like something I could keep,
But I was already gone.


Did you feel the platform move
When I said, “I leave too soon”?


Same moon, other city,
Same stars I count when I can’t sleep.
I hear your laugh in the hallway hum,
A ghost between the notes I keep.
Same moon, other city,
You’re the line I never crossed—
I carry you like quiet light
Through every map I got lost.


Seminars and foreign streets,
New languages beneath my tongue.
People say I have it made—
They don’t know what I’ve undone.
I save a seat on every train,
Write your name in window steam;
If timing is a currency,
I spent it on a dream.


Do you watch the winter rain
And mouth my name the same?




If clocks could fold we’d meet halfway,
Same class, same laugh, same sudden rain.
But tickets print in black and white—
We loved in almosts, out of time.


Same moon, other city,
I trace your street in sleepless blue.
If every choice collects a due,
I’ll pay it back by missing you.
Same moon, other city—
If we ever share a dawn,
I’ll bring the miles I kept for us
And all the years I carried on.


Same moon… other city… still with you.

Same Moon Other City - REMASTERED - HD

Happy birthday, ZUN!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
U.N. Owen Was Her (Flandre's Theme) - Touhou
Bad Apple - Touhou
Love-Coloured Master Spark - Touhou

Bad Spark ~ Love Coloured Magic

Caravan Palace - Beatophone
Infected Mushroom - Walking on the Moon

Walking On The Beatophone

After Thanos' past failures in, un-named tournaments, his will manifested into a, Stand [ITS BEEN SO LONG]. Now forming an unstoppable duo, The Men Behind The Slaughter have joined the tournament.

- Rips featuring music related to Marvel
- Rips featuring music related to Five Nights At Freddy's
- Rips featuring music related to 2018-2020 Memes (No Overlap)
- Rips featuring music related to The Color Purple

Art: TVGhost 
Track By: Brook (Me)

Our Discord! 
https://discord.gg/Ydydnkc

Song(s) Used: I Can't Fix You - The Living Tombstone (FNAF Source)

I Can't Fix You

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/youre-fired
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Space)
Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon (Space)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Text To Speech)
OFF - Pepper Steak (Sports. The Main character of OFF is named "The Batter")
 B.o.B Ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Space/The TFA Anthem)
Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq (Sports)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Chimp's Challenge (Space)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam Main Theme (Space/Sports)
Star Wars - Imperial March (Space)
Dat Boi Theme (Text To Speech)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Chimp's Challenge (Space)
TFA Hype Up Theme (Offsource)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Space)
Walk The Moon - Shut Up And Dance With Me (Space. The artist's name has "Moon" in it.)
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (Space)
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic (Space. Artist's name has "Mars" in it.)

Orbiting Into The Unknown

RESULTS ARE OUT NOW!
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines3/lr1-m3-results
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Morty: Aw jeez man, I mean, I'm not- I don't think I'm ready to go back into space, man...Aananadand I'm not even good at basketball!
F.A.R.T: It's okay, Morty. Sports games can be tough, but remember: the ground can be space, space, spACE, SPACE, SPA--
Morty: Yo-You're not FUCKING HELPING, F.A.R.T. YOYOYOOYOYOU'RE JUST NOT!! HELPING!!
JOHN MADDEN: Listen to that fart, son! I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what I told em? When you don't win, you lose.
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Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff
Characters represented: Rick & Morty, John Madden

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, How I Beat Shaq, The Other Side of Paradise, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Hun by Mr. Ozio, Sad Machine, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy OST, Fly Me To The Moon, YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN, Midnight City, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)
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Both:
Fart and Morty/Jemaine Clement - Goodbye Moonmen (Space/Rick and Morty)
Futurama - Theme Song (Space/Adult cartoons)

John Madden:
Wii Sports - Main theme(Sports)
Frank Sinatra - Take Me Out to the Ball Game(Sports)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Sports)
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (Sports)

Rick & Morty:
The Refreshments - Yahoos and Triangles (Adult Swim)
Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder - Rick and Morty Theme (Rick and Morty) 
Blonde Redhead - For the Damaged Coda (Rick and Morty)
Rick and Morty - Goodbye Moonmen (Rick and Morty)

(LR1 - M3) DUEL! Take 'Em Out at the Ball Game

SiIvaGunner by Chaze The Chat

flp @donnietheguy

retro gaming - SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume AI - 333 Nokia ringtone underground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi6ZuUu9-M

Numblovania

Track by: @cactusteam
Characters Represented: Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King Slime

King Slime has awoken! Hailing from the Terraria series, this big blue ball of royal gel is here to represent his kind. Slimes may not be the strongest species, far from it, but their immense strength comes in numbers. The king believes that his people, no, common enemies as a whole have been disregarded for far too long, and he sees it as his mission to give all the low level enemies and early game bosses the voice they deserve! Vote for King Slime for tracks featuring songs from sandbox games, Terraria tracks, primary enemy battle themes, and primary/early game boss themes.

Sources:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

Songs used:
Jazmin Bean - Princess Castle (Royalty)
Terraria OST - Queen Slime (Terraria, Royalty)
Terraria OST - The Hallow (Terraria)
Terraria OST - Underground Hallow (Terraria)
Various Terraria SFX (Terraria)

Sparkling Hallowed Queen

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Pacman SFX (Arcade Gaming)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Demo)
Gorillaz - Pacman (Arcade Gaming)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Neil Cicierega)
Five Nights at Freddy's - Power Outage (FNaF)
The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long (FNaF)
FNaF SFX
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Neil Cicierega)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Mouth, songs frequently used by Neil Cicierega)

Half Pac-Man, Half Machine

Track by @dat-dreem-dafeendear
Art by @Minimod23

Character 13# [Siren Head]

Weewooo weeooo mother fuckers. The Sirenhead has arrived. This constantly lurking predator of the forest has somehow found their way here. And while they've been restricted, and thus unable to kill anyone while participating. They will still fight to their last breath, bringing with them sources relating to the horror genre, as well as the giant siren on their head... er, IN their head.

Sources Used:
flufffybuns - 58 [Horror Media]
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire [Horror Media]
CG5 - Superstitious Foundation [Horror Media]
She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart [Horror Media]
Dan Salvato - Your Reality [Intentionally Creepy Media]
Junichi Masuda - Lavender Town [Intentionally Creepy Media]
Jack Stauber - Mirror Man [Intentionally Creepy Media]
Jack Stauber - Easy to Breathe [Intentionally Creepy Media]
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance [Intentionally Creepy Media (lasagnacat)]
Iyaz - Replay [Sirens]
Twenty One Pilots - Car Radio [Radios]

Sources
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-Music from horror media (Gift Plane, FNAF OST,Silent Hill OST)
-Music from or relating to intentionally creepy media (Lavender Town, DDLC OST, Dark Darker yet Darker)
-Music relating to sirens, and radios (60 Seconds to prepare, SCP Secret laboratory Nuke theme, Car Radio)

58 Ways to Tear Apart a Man.

Track donated by: @lilcargoshort
Art donated by: @pinewithsun
Character [03] - Baby Hotline Miami

And who do we have here? It seems to be Jacket, the homicidal protagonist of Hotline Miami, far from the place and time he's supposed to be...but somewhere between 1989 Florida and the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y., he's picked up a very interesting friend! Baby H., the strange telephone from Jack Stauber's micropop album art, has taught its partner all about the bizarre future year of 2020. With the power of modern and retro trends combined, this duo is sure to make for an incredibly bold exhibit if they win!

☏Music by Jack Stauber and other bedroom pop artists.
(Tea Errors, Al Dente, Able)
(Nelward, Cavetown, Car Seat Headrest)
☏Music from popular TikTok trends and animation memes. (500K+ views)
(Savage, Blinding Lights, Bad Guy)
(Baby Hotline, You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, Pop Culture)
☏Music related to telephones or guns.
(Touch Tone Telephone, Call Me Maybe, Hotline Bling)
(Pumped Up Kicks, Gun Smoke, Saturday Night Special)
☏Music in the vapor/synthwave genre, or media that embodies an "80's synth" aesthetic.
(MACINTOSH PLUS, Turbo Killer, Hotline Miami, Katana ZERO)

Sources:
iamthekidyouknowwhatimean - Run [Synthwave]
Nero's Day At Disneyland - Action Winter Journey [Animation Memes(They once had animation memes, then we removed it because we thought they'd wreck bracket, but now the times have changed and they have gotten animation memes back. Isn't it weird how time works?)]
Buttercup - Jack Stauber [Jack Stauber, TikTok]
Doja Cat - Say So [TikTok]
Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker [Guns]
Kevin Gates - 2 Phones [Phones]
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks [Guns]
Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone [Phones]
Clairo - Pretty Girl [Bedroom Pop]
Drake - Hotline Bling [Phones]
Lil Mosey - Blueberry Faygo [TikTok]

Outrun The Call

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

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