Temporary Flight Attendant in character order

HEROBRINE: › Such cryptic music discs... Surely you're aware of Disc 11.
MAD/EON: It was limitless imagination that fueled the fire... How can you stand for it?

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Track Name: Bury Me In Cobblestone 
Characters Represented: MAD/EON, Netherrack Nightmares 
Musician: WholePunch
Art: Rose Shrimp, Teleportato
https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
https://twitter.com/Rosello_shrimp
https://twitter.com/telepotato

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Sources:
1788-L and Deathpact - M A L F U N K T (Dark Techno)
C418 - 11 (Minecraft)
Poppy - Concrete (ARG)
C418 - Moog City (Minecraft)
Madeon ft. Dan Smith - La Lune (Madeon)
Rezz ft. PVRIS - Sacrificial (Dark Techno)
C418 - Nest (C418)
Madeon - Miracle (Madeon)
Enderman SFX
Nether Portal SFX
Cave Sound 10 and 14

MAD/EON
- Songs by Madeon & his collaborators.
(Celine, You’re On, The Prince, Imperium)
(Porter Robinson, Bastille, Charli XCX, Two Door Cinema Club)
- Songs in the Industrial, Dark Techno & IDM genres.
(Nine Inch Nails, Drumcomplex, Orphx, Regis)
(Aphex Twin, Tycho, Venetian Snares, Autechre)
- Songs related to ARGs.
(Year Zero, Poppy, Level Of Concern, The Resistance) 

Netherrack Nightmares
- Songs composed by C418, or related to Minecraft & other sandbox games.
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Pigstep, Take Back The Night)
(Terraria, ROBLOX, No Man's Sky, Starbound)
- Songs originating from videogame mods.
(Calamity, Thorium, Aether, VS. Whitty)
- Songs related to creepypastas.
(Lavender Town, Drowning, Song of Unhealing, The Final Flash of Existence)
- Songs featured in games with a voxel aesthetic.
(Trove, Cube World, Paint The Town Red, Crossy Road)

[R1 M3] Bury Me In Cobblestone - Mashup Week: Megamix

THE INNOCENT: 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐?
KEBIN: Why, yes! We are looking for a way out of this... er... establishment. Do you know of any exits?
THE WITNESS: 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓𝐒? 𝐎𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓! 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐄!
KEBIN: There is? What is it? I'm needed elsewhere, I'm sure business is booming in my absence!
THE WITNESS: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍! 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙀𝙎! 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙇 𝙊 𝙑 𝙀 !
IAN: Who is small banana talking about?
THE WITNESS: 𝐎𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐑! 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋-
KEBIN: Alright, that's enough. I don't have any handouts to give, let's look somewhere else, Ian.
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(EXPERIMENT 0︎3︎ - T︎H︎E︎ I︎N︎N︎O︎C︎E︎N︎T︎)
- ADV︎ERT︎IS︎E︎M︎E︎N︎TS
(S︎T︎ATE OF UNRE︎ST, T︎AKI︎N︎G︎ ST︎O︎C︎K, S︎O︎Y YO︎)
- C︎LO︎T︎HIN︎G IT︎E︎M︎S
(L︎OW, HOW︎ L︎OW, HO︎T︎ P︎A︎N︎TS)
- AUDIO-BASED TECHNOLOGY
(HO︎T︎L︎I︎NE BL︎I︎N︎G, CA︎L︎L ME︎ MAYBE, BABY HOTL︎INE︎)
- TIME, THE NIGHT, & SPECIFIC HOURS OF THE DAY
(TIME AFTER TIME, ONE MORE NIGHT, 3AM)
- INNUENDOS, REPLACED ACTORS, & "GENERIC WHITE PEOPLE" MUSIC
(BUTTERFLY, THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, WONDERWALL)
- DEALS, INSURANCE, & WHAT STATE FARM INSURES
(YOUKNOW THE DEAL, DEAL WITH THE DEVIL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL)

(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN & IAN)
- Will McDaniel, other surreal/absurdist content, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets & dolls
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Reality TV, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)

Songs used:
Whitaker Blackall - Potential for Anything (Space)
The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather (Clothing/Innuendo/White people music/State Farm house insurance)
Crystal Castles - Untrust Us (Surreal/Absurdist/Weirdcore)
Mr.Kitty - After Dark (Time/Night/Weirdcore)
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (Space)
Capital Cities - I Sold My Bed, But Not My Stereo (Audio tech)
Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo (Advertisements)
emamouse - Sucklet's Song (Advertisements/Surreal/Absurdist/Dolls/Space/Aliens)
M.O.O.N. - Hydrogen (Audio tech)
3OH!3 - STARSTRUKK (Clothing/Space)

tapped wires, untapped potential

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VOTING HAS ENDED. [https://soundcloud.com/bo_for_a_burnham/r2m2-results]
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Flowey's Face Off, Mitt Romney, HH Don't Lie
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Songs used:
V.S. Sonic.EXE - Triple Trouble (HH DON'T LIE - Robomi Samples)
Shakira - Waka Waka (This Is Africa) (HH DON'T LIE - Shakira)
Bomba Estereo - Soy Yo (HH DON'T LIE - Advertisements, Latin Pop)
Silento - Watch Me (HH DON'T LIE - Robomi Samples/MITT ROMNEY - Dancing)
Shirobon - Spider Dance (MITT ROMNEY - Dancing/FLOWEY'S FACE OFF - Undertale/HH DON'T LIE - Artists sampled by Robomi)
Rivals of Aether - Luna Ascension EX (HH DON'T LIE - Robomi Samples)
DJ Shadow ft. Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak (FLOWEY'S FACE OFF - Hardcore Hip-Hop/MITT ROMNEY - Politics)
JTMusic - Cuphead Rap (HH DON'T LIE - Deals)
Dan Bull - The Mighty American Dollar (MITT ROMNEY - America)
Flo Rida ft. T-Pain - Low (FLOWEY'S FACE OFF - Tech N9ne Collaborators)
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (FLOWEY'S FACE OFF - Fighting)
Robomi - hh don't lie (HH DON'T LIE - All)
Shaggy - Boombastic (HH DON'T LIE - Wyclef Jean Collaborators)
Undertale - Finale (FLOWEY'S FACE OFF - Undertale/HH DON'T LIE - Artists sampled by Robomi)
Deltarune - Attack of The Killer Queen (FLOWEY'S FACE OFF - Deltarune/MITT ROMNEY - Positions of Power/HH DON'T LIE - Artists sampled by Robomi)
Iyaz - Replay (HH DON'T LIE - Robomi Samples/MITT ROMNEY - 2010s Hits)
Daddy Yankee ft. Pitbull - Gasolina (HH DON'T LIE - Sexual Themes, Innuendos, Latin Pop)
Spice Girls - Wannabe (HH DON'T LIE - Sexual Themes, Innuendos)
Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie (HH DON'T LIE - Shakira, Wyclef Jean)
GurchikAlt - Pacman's Chemical Plant (HH DON'T LIE - YTPMVs)
Robomi - baking sonic (HH DON'T LIE - Robomi, YTPMVs)
Robomi - Checker Dean (Eek!) (HH DON'T LIE - Robomi, YTPMVs/FLOWEY'S FACE OFF - Deltarune/MITT ROMNEY - Politics)
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00B. HH DON'T LIE
- Robomi & artists they sampled
- YTPMVs & their common samples
- Shakira/Wyclef Jean, their collaborators & latin pop
- Advertisements & deals
- Sexual themes/innuendos

4. FLOWEY'S FACE OFF
- Undertale/Deltarune, media featuring its composers, & other media with dead kids
- Tech N9ne, his collaborators & hardcore hip-hop/rap rock
- Fights, wrestling & media with The Rock
- Artists & media sampled by DitzyFlama

7. MITT ROMNEY
- CollegeHumor, anyone/anything featured on it & artists parodied by CollegeHumor
- PSY, 2010s Hits & K-Pop
- Politics, America, Positions of Power & Republican artists
- Dancing & Things relating to/associated with white people

[R2M2 - BOSS!] you just couldn't resist, could ya?

track by flux (@mainmanflux)

CHARACTERS FEATURED:
#04 - The Phoenix // Imagine Dragons Springtrap (ART BY ENODEREN)
#15 - The Common Interest // Pop Culture


//

Madeon ft. Dan Smith - La Lune [Both - Madeon, Electropop/Imagine Dragons Genres: Electropop]
Porter Robinson - Goodbye to a World [Springtrap - Graghghgh......My Pull now, Bitch.]
Imagine Dragons - Demons [Springtrap - Graghghhg........]
Bastille - Pompeii [Both - Imagine Dragons Genres: Pop Rock, Electropop/Madeon Collaborators: Dan Smith, Synthpop, Electropop]
Imagine Dragons - Believer [Springtrap - rahghghg........]
Imagine Dragons - Bones [Springtrap - gruahghghg......]
Porter Robinson - Something Comforting [Both - Madeon Collaborators, Electropop/Imagine Dragons Genres: Electropop]
Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding - Outside [Pop Culture - House Genres: Progressive House]
AJR - Bang! [Springtrap - Imagine Dragons Genres: Electropop, Notoriously Hated Artists]
Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill [Springtrap - Notoriously Hated Artists]

A Farewell to the Castle of Bones

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DANNY GONZALEZ: THE SPOOKY DAY'S NEVER ENDING, BITCH!
PUMPKIN DANCE: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

Track by: Indrax (https://soundcloud.com/ninjaquemado) / Sebas (https://soundcloud.com/sebaswow)
Art by: Gueta189 (https://twitter.com/gueta189)

[02] - SPOOKY MEN
- Ray Parker Jr, Danny Gonzalez & their associates
- Dance-Pop/Contemporary R&B, Trap/its subgenres & Synth Funk
- Halloween, the undead & artists based on the concept
- Dancing/dance moves, egotism & men
- The news/broadcasting, Ghostbusters media/artists & Comedy/Parody Horror

Awesome Sources:
Danny Gonzalez - Rollin' (Danny Gonzalez)
Tom Cardy, Mike Betz - Bunch Of Draclias (Synth Funk, Halloween)
Eminem, Juice WRLD - Godzilla (Trap)
Danny Gonzalez - Spooky Man ( )
Danny Gonzalez - Spooky Boy (Danny Gonzalez, Trap, Halloween)
John Carpenter - Halloween Theme (Halloween)
+tek - Disco Necropolis (Undead)
Lady Gaga - Just Dance (Dance-Pop, Dancing)
BABY GRAVY, Freddie Dredd - Nightmare On Peachtree St. (Trap, Halloween)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Undead, Undead-Based Artists)
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Ray Parker Jr.)
Andrew Gold, The Living Tombstone - Spooky Scary Skeletons (Undead, Undead-Based Artists)
Michael Jackson - Thriller (Dance-Pop, Halloween)
Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Ray Parker Jr.)

Busted By Our Funk! [HalloMiix]

ART BY: [Calebddfwa ft. PolarOpposite44]
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: V.A.L., Michael Bay
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Songs used:
Kendrick Lamar - tv off (TV-related concepts, Video technology)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Zeus vs. Thor (ERB, Call-and-response)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer (ERB, Call-and-response)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Tony Hawk vs. Wayne Gretzky (ERB, Call-and-response)
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons - Where the Dead Go To Die vs. Mr. Pickles (Disturbing content/Call-and-response)
Lil Nas X - Panini (Children's programming: Chowder)
Flying Lotus - About That Time (Children's programming: Adventure Time)
Steve Rucker, Thomas Chase - Dexter's Laboratory (Children's programming)
Danger Mouse ft. Run The Jewels, Big Boi - Chase Me (Hip-hop duos: Run The Jewels, Action films: Baby Driver)
Kendrick Lamar ft. Jay Rock - Money Trees (Capitalism's components, MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!)
bbno$, Smosh - Submissive and Breedable (ERB associates, Musical YouTubers)
Psyche Origami ft. Swamburger & X:144 - Commercial Property (TV-related concepts, Channel bumpers)
Ame Gedeon - Bipolar Disorder (Unfiction: This Place Is Not Happy)  
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(12 - VIRTUAL ANALYSIS LINE)

- Analog/internet horror, unfiction & creepypastas
(Local58, Gemini Home Entertainment, Omega Mart, DJ Rozwell)
(Marble Hornets, Herobrine, Treasure Island, Sonic.EXE)
- Video technology, TV-related concepts, AI & hacking/hijacking
(Television Man, Fresh Static Snow, Hello World, HLVRAI)
(All The Things, Zero Day, Secrets from the Future, Heart Bleed)
- Children's programming, channel bumpers & Signalwave/EBM
(Caillou, Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. Nichols, Untitled [SAW2 CD1 Track1])
(Kmart Radio, Telenights, Front 242 - Tragedy ᐳFor Youᐸ, Eisenfunk - Pong)
- Disturbing content/fear, faces, decay & "the industry"
(AMALGAM, Lavender Town, Decaying Silo, Insignia Decay)
(Milk and Honey, Corporate Cannibal, Rich Man's World, INDUSTRY BABY)

 (15 - MICHAEL BAY)

- ERB/their associates, call-and-response & musical YouTubers/hip-hop duos
(Gordon Ramsay vs. Julia Child, T-Pain, Come And Get Your Love, Albuquerque)
(Bill Wurtz, Cr1TiKaL, Joey Valence & Brae, MadGibbs)
- Michael Bay/his associates, action movies & 2000's blockbuster films
(Bad Boys, 6 Underground, Snoop Dogg, Linkin Park)
(The Terminator, Pacific Rim, Mission: Impossible II, Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Capitalism/The industry, their components/flaws, & MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!
(Legal Eyes, Redesign Your Logo, Leave Me Alone, 9 To 5)
(Money Game, We Want Your Soul, Money's On The Dresser, The Moneyz)
- Live action remakes/reboots, infamously panned media & explosions/explosives
(The Smurfs, Cowboy Bebop, Dhar Mann, The Emoji Movie)
(Bombs Away, As The World Caves In, TNT, Bomb-Sniffing Pomeranian)

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[LYRICS]

On my mark now… 
Get set, let’s go…

Stay on the beat, and match my pace
Match my pace
Don’t slow down, we’re in the race
In the race
Step in close, I feel the fire
Feel the fire
Take it higher, Take it higher
Take it higher

Line in the room, the rhythm’s alive
Pull in the air, it keeps us in drive
Weight on my back just fades away
Your look sparks heat, I can’t delay
Mmm… baby…

Count it down, I’m on your line
Pull me faster, we cross in time
Turn me in your embrace

Stay on the beat, and match my pace
Match my pace
Don’t slow down, we’re in the race
In the race
Step in close, I feel the fire
Feel the fire
Take it higher, Take it higher
Take it higher

Hands to the side, the night runs deep
Your touch is a spark I want to keep
Every move pulls me straight to you
The floor lights up with every cue
Oh no no no…

On my mark now… get set, let’s go…

Door at the side, you lead me through
I step inside, the world feels new
Closer still… the night we face

Stay on the beat, and match my pace
Match my pace
Don’t slow down, we’re in the race
In the race
Step in close, I feel the fire
Feel the fire
Take it higher, Take it higher
Take it higher

Said I was cool, but watch me sway…
Green lights hit, I’m on my way…
You lean, I turn, we run, we stay…
Yeah…

I said I’m cool… but not today…

I said I’m cool… get set, let’s play…

On my mark now…
Get set, let’s go…

Match My Pace (Groove Spiced - Alt.2) Indie Dance Pop • Contemporary • Retro

Hold My Post

I got a boner in my pocket, 
And a boy who's always on it, 
We’re two peas in a love rocket, 
We are high and we ain't gonna stop it! 

Chorus:
Two boys in love, with a power to share,
Laughing together without a care.
Horny gang, we dance all night,
With a pocket full of love, that's right!

So here we are, just the two of us,
With a boner in the pocket, no need to fuss.
Love’s our secret, sweet and true,
Two boys together, just me and you!

(Chorus)

We are boys who's always on it,
We are high and we ain't gonna stop it!

Two boys in love

POCKET (BONER MIX)

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Lily Allen - Fuck You (Toxicity)
PINK GUY - STFU (Toxicity)
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (Toxicity)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)
Cee Lo Green - Fuck You (Toxicity)

A Message To Creepa Voters

@avery-999 GO HERE FOR ACTUAL MUSIC

this is the account i'm active on but nothing important gets uploaded here anymore

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

A Message To Creepa Voters

Temporary Flight Attendant 3: Plane To See [MOVED]

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