plot twist: the intro plays forever, no one wins. still, pog.

HEY WAIT WHAT HAPPENS IF HE LOSES SEMIFINALS

I love the cover motif for this song. Either way, I'm happy about the results. I would've been happy if either of them had won, honestly.

my main is gone to the losers bracket where I hope he does not die!

ILUV SKEPTA DUB makes its long awaited return

Love to @label-dazed

enjoy! :)

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PRESTi - ILUV SKEPTA DUB

DJ CREEPA: BOOM!! It appears Pufferfish have been removed from the game.
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BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL.
THE MATCH TIED PERFECTLY FOR 75% OF ITS TIME.
IT WAS NOT A MATTER OF WHO WAS THE SUPERIOR CONTESTANT, BUT WHOM WOULD BE SAVED BY THE BELL. 

182 VOTES.
THIS MATCH ENDED IN A TWO VOTE DIFFERENCE.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!

(R1 - M1) Results

GARRY: "/Too many renders found in _space. Please delete entity >JohnMadden to continue."
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QUITE A SURPRISE, BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL BUT OUR WINNER WAS CLEAR FROM THE START.
WE UNDERSTAND THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL BE PUMPED TO HEAR THIS RESULT, AND OTHERS MAY NOT. CAKE AND GRIEF CONSOLING WILL BE AVAILABLE AT THE CONCLUSION OF THE FLIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!

(R1 - M6) Results

110 TO 146 VOTES. 256 VOTES TOTAL.
A SHAME, BOTH FOUGHT QUITE WELL. THE WINNER WAS UNCLEAR FOR A WHILE, BUT AS TIME PASSED ON, THE VICTOR WAS CLEAR.
BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL, IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE'VE LAST SEEN A MATCH BE THIS CHAOTIC AND INTENSE.
TO BOTH CONTESTANTS, GOOD LUCK.  WHETHER YOU'RE HEADING TO WINNERS SEMIFINALS OR LOSERS QUARTERFINALS, YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO NEED IT.

AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

(R2 - M1) Results

TRACK BY: Bulnosaur40
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Audrey II (Sponsored by Plant Gang)

[SOURCES] -

Plant Kingdom - Tomoya Ohtani (Plants)
E.T. - Katy Perry (Aliens)
Jump Up, Super Star! - Kate Davis (Mainline Mario)

Better wait a minute-- hold the phone!! Audrey II, the Mean Green Mother themselves, has arrived onto the scene from Outer Space, and she’s… actually kind of vibin’. But she’s still gonna whoop your ass into the next orbit. With their official endorsement from the Plant Gang, and their spokesperson on the scene, this toothy head of lettuce is on the path to victory!

POWER COLOR: HIGHLIGHTER

STRENGTHS: Power that only grows as time goes on- to city-destroying levels.

WEAKNESSES: Audience dissatisfaction, alternative endings.

Sources:

-Tracks featuring aliens, and plants
(Mean Green Mother, Sunflower, Ancient Aliens, A Space Oddity)

-Soundtracks from any and all musicals
(Little Shop of Horrors, Black Friday, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hamilton)

-Soundtracks from all mainline Mario games
(World 1-1, Athletic Theme - Super Mario World, Super Bell Hill)

odyssET

TRACK BY: @Bulnosaur40
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTERS: Audrey II, Sponsored by Plant Gang and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

[SOURCES]-
World Bowser - Mahito Yokota, Toru Minegishi, Yasuaki Iwata, Koji Kondo (Audrey II - Mainline Mario, Oswald - Swing)
But Dear - Jazzbit (Oswald - Swing)
You’ll Be Back - Jonathan Groff (Audrey II - Soundtracks from musicals)
Somebody That I Used to Know - Gotye, Kimbra (Oswald - Rejection)
Black Horse and a Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall (Audrey II - Plants)
Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny) - Elton John (Audrey II - Plants)
Big Chungus - Endigo (Oswald - Rabbits)
Lone Digger - Caravan Palace (Oswald - Swing)

But Dear, The Garden's Alive!

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

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LR1M3 - VOTE NOW! forms.gle/XamU5ANLhEgRJeYj8
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TRACK BY: @weh-makes-the-funnies
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: The Junkers, Fuzzy Piggles

[ SOURCES ] -

Ship Rex - Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Junkers, Australia)
Back in Black - AC/DC (Junkers, Australia)
Reaper Voice Line (Junkers, Overwatch)
Stir Fry - Migos (Piggles, Food)
I Am Earthbound - Stephen Georg (Piggles, Earthbound)
Main Theme - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Piggles, Sandbox)

[ LR1M3 ] JUNK FOOD

TRACK BY @carmel-funny , @megalolazing
CHARACTER: they are not themselves, Kevin

[ SOURCES ] -

- Hey Andy Sweetie - TheWesker (Mario Parodies)
- Main Theme - Grand Dad 7 (Mario Bootlegs)
- Do the Mario - Super Mario Bros Super Show (Official Mario Content outside of VGM)
- Luigi's Ballad - Starbomb (Mario Parodies)
- Freddy Fazbear VS Slenderman Rap Battle - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer (Ironic Creepypastas)
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B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Transport, Airplanes)
Fall Out Boy - Centuries (Songs about being cool)
ERB - Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill (Songs that use insults)
CN - Calzon Chino (Monche vs. Roque) (Songs that use insults/Cartoon Network Media)
OneRepublic - Counting Stars (Good Music)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Transport, Cars)
Kevin and The Bikes - I’m Tired of Seeing All These Fucking Ed Edd n Eddy AMVs on YouTube All the Damn Time (CN Media, Good Music, Bicycles)
Bo Burnham - Eff (Songs that use insults)
John C - C90 (Transport, Motorcycles)
100 gecs - stupid horse (Transport, Horses / Songs that use insults)
Walk The Moon - Shut Up and Dance (Good Music)
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (Good Music)

cables still broken btw - [ FIGMENT 005A/B FORMING ]

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/brugman58
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315
Character Subbed By: CosmicKirbster#6315

A small crackle of a radio, the sound gets more clearer.

KEBAKO: Yo uhh..? You're sure she's getting this right? 

SQUIDDIE: Yeah! Everything should be se-hey! It's on!

KEBAKO: So uhh... Sorry for like.. 

KEBAKO: ..ugh.....

KEBAKO: Just like, being a total Doofus Mc Superdumbface!! It makes me feel super bad and stuff!! Like at first I was like, "Yeah! this is normal!" but then I started thinking and it was all like, "AUGHHHH!! I DO kinda suck!!". 

KEBAKO: And like, yeah! I've sorta been a real dummy around you my whole life and just... AAA I'M SUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERDUPERULTRASUPERMEGA SORRYYY!!!

SQUIDDIE: Well that was.. Easier than I thought..

Kebako immediately returns to something close to her standard bubbly self, as if she wasn't all torn up mere seconds ago at all.

KEBAKO: Yea, it was!! 

KEBAKO: Oh yeah uhh.. Good job in that TF- 

SQUIDDIE: I think you mean Rave Week, sir.

KEBAKO: Good job in Ultimus by the way!!! You were all like "PEWPEWPEW!!", and the other guy was like "AHAHAHAHH, INTERNET!!!!", and you shot him and stuff!! It was really poggers!!!

KEBAKO: Even if you like.. 

KEBAKO: (She lost early, right?)

SQUIDDIE: (Yeah, round one.)

KEBAKO: Even if you like lost early and stuff you were still really cool!! I totally voted for you!! Even if I clicked the wrong one.. Sorry!! 

SQUIDDIE: Is there anything else you wanna say sir, or? 

KEBAKO: Yea just.. aughh youre totally not ever gonna forgive me everrrr but.. Aaa just.. I'm happy I could say sorry. 

KEBAKO: I-I think that's it Squids, you can turn it off n' stuff. 

SQUIDDIE: O-Ok Kebako!.

well this transmission is over lol 

Well, that was a surprise, she's not sure if its pleasant or not, it's most definitely surreal to hear her say that nonetheless. She may not really know what to think, or if she's even satisfied, but some part of her is happy whether she admits it or not.

Fuck it, she'll take it.
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14th Place - Uramiko. A well-liked character all around. She fought hard against her two foes, despite losing both.(Average Percentage: 42.1%)

Round 1 - Baba narrowly beats Uramiko, sending her to losers. (54.8% - 45.2%)

Losers Round 1 - In a slightly less close battle, Giovanni defeats Uramiko.  (61% - 39%)

Sources Used:
 Kubbi - In The Halls Of The Usurper (Shoot Em Ups/Jake Kaufman)
 COOL&CREATEBeatMARIO - Night Of Nights (Shoot Em Ups)
 Christina Vee And Jake Kaufman - A Hero Is Made (Jake Kaufman)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Shoot Em Ups)
 The Immortals - Mortal Kombat (Featured in Just Shapes And Beats, Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - I Am...All Of Me (Rivals. Yep yep yep Overused Uramiko Source...U Mad Bro?)
 Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Shoot Em Ups)
 Enter The Gungeon - Boss Battle Beating (Shoot Em Ups)
 Iteachvader - Objection Funk (Rivals)
 Nuclear Throne - Yung Venz (Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - Live And Learn (Rivals)
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Stay Funny!

14th Place - And I'll Say Goodbye...

Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts


Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Sugar Pills - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (Internal struggles)
Driving Directly Into A Concrete Wall - Gupi (Experimental)
False Awakening - Gupi (Experimental)
800db cloud - 100 gecs (Experimental)
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (Experimental)

SFXs used:
Car Crash SFX

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

(R2 - M1) Results

Temporary Flight Attendant 3: Plane To See [MOVED]

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