If only Creepa could have survived this match, he could have utilizied Lavapalooza. Well,a man can only dream

this match fuckin hurt but we got the epic win in the end

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TRACK BY: @lilcargoshort
ART BY: https://twitter.com/telepotato
CHARACTER: Cumalgamate, Black Mamba (Cumalgam Voiced By Jazz)

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Infected Mushroom - Flamingo (Cum Frog - Sticky Substances [Used for Cum Zone], Black Mamba - Evil Music)
Yandere Dev Chalice Speech (Cum Frog, Sticky Substances)
Pokemon - Lavender Town (Black Mamba - Evil Music  )
Migos - Bad And Boujee (Black Mamba - im bad! im bad! shamone!)
Scatman John - Scatman's World (Cum Frog - Eurodance)
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Cum Frog - Eurodance)
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song (Black Mamba - suprehoes, erm boobmer! rock)
SayMaxWell - Megalo Strke Back Remix (Blamba -  evilll)
DMX - X Gon Give It To Ya (Superhero)
DJ Khalil - Elevate (Black Mabbbma - Soup heroes)
ACDC - Highway To Hell (Bleak Mamba - sewerheos AND fuckin boomer!)
Limp Bizkit - Nookie (lol)
Crazy Frog - Axel F (lol)

[ FIGMENT 069 V 002 ] - SINK INTO THE CUM

NEW: Reelworld ONE COUNTRY (May 2008) - Demo - Reelworld

DJ CREEPA: BOOM!! It appears Pufferfish have been removed from the game.
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BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL.
THE MATCH TIED PERFECTLY FOR 75% OF ITS TIME.
IT WAS NOT A MATTER OF WHO WAS THE SUPERIOR CONTESTANT, BUT WHOM WOULD BE SAVED BY THE BELL. 

182 VOTES.
THIS MATCH ENDED IN A TWO VOTE DIFFERENCE.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!

(R1 - M1) Results

Performed by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Hamilton - Alexander Hamilton (Theater)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Main Theme (Cowboys)
DELTARUNE - The World Revolving (Clowns)

Victory! Comedy & Tragedy

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REMY: "Hey, isn't there a better dog named Max? One that can really appreciate a good dish...?"

REMY - 69.9% (95 votes)
MAX MUELLER II - 30.1% (41 votes)

MAX MUELLER II vs REMY - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

289 VOTES.
169 TO 120.
BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL, AND THE MATCH TIED MULTIPLE TIMES, 50% TO 50% AT THE 200 VOTE MARK.
HOWEVER, THE WINNER WAS CLEAR WITHIN THE LAST FEW HOURS.

GOOD GAME.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!

(R2 - M2) Results

164 to 125 responses.
289 in total.
This match was quite strange! The lead changed a lot, but suddenly EXPLODED and grew at an unstoppable amount. There was no foul play, either. Clearly you really cared about these two, but wouldn't it be a shame if something happened to one of 'em?

(LR2 - M3) Results

200 TO 163 VOTES. 363 OVERALL.
A MATCH THAT REMAINED CLOSE FOR QUITE SOME TIME, ONLY FOR A LEAD TO GROW WITHIN THE LAST TWELVE HOURS.
A TENSE MATCH INDEED, ONE THAT PERFECTLY TIED EVEN WHEN THERE WAS 172 TOTAL VOTES...

ALAS, DEMOCRACY HAS SPOKEN, AND OUR WINNERS FINALISTS HAVE BEEN DECIDED. WE THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES, WE COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR WITHOUT SUCH A WONDERFUL FANBASE. FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, BECAUSE FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, IT'S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A RIDE. GOOD LUCK, WE WILL ALL NEED IT.

(ART WAS KINDLY DONATED BY https://soundcloud.com/libbec.)

(R3 - M2) Results

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

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THE ONCE-LER IS YOUR VICTOR.

ONCE-LER - 53.7% [ 178 VOTES ]
JESTERS - 46.3% [ 152 VOTES ]

ONCE-LER: HAH! Looks like the tables have turned on who's getting clowned on, you void-warpin', voodoo-magic freaks!

RESULTS - [ LR1M4 ]

▮ 216 VOTES.

▮ ONE WINNER.

▮ TONIGHT'S CONTESTANTS:

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

The Dancing Queen's Sources:
- Songs by or featuring ABBA.
- Songs about/related to dancing.
- Songs related to royalty.

The innumerable stares from the horizon terrified the Frog, causing him to stumble backwards as the Queen finishes a routine, performed like she'd done it since she was born. The once beautiful sky flickers to darkness, out like a light, returned to swaths of noise. It isn't soon before the landscape goes with it, the ground flattening to an infinite plane once more. It quakes and jolts, sporadically forming hills and waves, an unstable victor's podium rising beneath the feet of...

Big Suit Kermit.
Peering over the edge of the stand, Kermit finds that his dance partner has gone missing.

Buildup Sourcelist:
Dead Or Alive - Brand New Lover (BSK - New Wave)
HOMESTUCK - Black (DQ - Royalty)
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (DQ - Dancing)
Kermit the Frog VFX
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (DQ - Dancing)
Sesame Street - Jack Black Defines an Octagon (BSK - Puppets)
Ke$ha - Blow (DQ - Dancing)

[BSK V DQ] RESULTS

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

(LR2 - M3) Results

Temporary Flight Attendant 4: Turbulence [MOVED]

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