Y'all have shit taste. I'm fucking fuming. HHHM better fucking win now.

don't let this distract you from the fact that there's a backwards question mark in the corner but the middle one isn't sideways completely throwing off the balance check i made up 0/10 that's my only comment on this scaaam

Remember when people thought he would just execute losers

oh boy, I sure hope that Zalgar does well in losers!

prod. ewvaaikai
me - https://t.me/twonightbb
akiko! - https://t.me/akikofall

lyrics

она снова будет плакать, ведь я от нее уйду
лучше отрежу руку, просто умру, чем скажу слово люблю
меня так заебали ее котика глаза
чтобы не видеть ее взгляда, лучше улечу на небеса  

ты гуляй, исчезай, только меня не ищи
я ушел, не с тобой, сука просто помолчи
ты гуляй, исчезай, хоть другого потащи
но теперь, ты не плачь, а просто нахуй иди  

ты много плакала
ты больше не моя
на языке таблетки
вспомню тело сентября
шалава хочет бифа, я закидываю два
слишком сладкая blood
как будто-то чай на «пиала»
akiko!  

сколько стоит моя жизнь
дорогая ли душа?
ты стреляешь сейчас сиги
я стреляю с калаша
сука палит на меня
а я палю ей прямо в глаза
она закинула в чс
и наступили полюса  

закину тебе золик, я закидываю в пасть
шалава хочет бифа, я кидаю на кровать
мои легкие сгнили, и меня не достать
на тебя будет похуй, если будешь умирать  

она снова будет плакать, ведь я от нее уйду
лучше отрежу руку, просто умру, чем скажу слово люблю
меня так заебали ее котика глаза
чтобы не видеть ее взгляда, лучше улечу на небеса  

ты гуляй, исчезай, только меня не ищи
я ушел, не с тобой, сука просто помолчи
ты гуляй, исчезай, хоть другого потащи
но теперь, ты не плачь, а просто нахуй иди

котика глаза

Performed by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Hamilton - Alexander Hamilton (Theater)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Main Theme (Cowboys)
DELTARUNE - The World Revolving (Clowns)

Victory! Comedy & Tragedy

110 TO 146 VOTES. 256 VOTES TOTAL.
A SHAME, BOTH FOUGHT QUITE WELL. THE WINNER WAS UNCLEAR FOR A WHILE, BUT AS TIME PASSED ON, THE VICTOR WAS CLEAR.
BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL, IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE'VE LAST SEEN A MATCH BE THIS CHAOTIC AND INTENSE.
TO BOTH CONTESTANTS, GOOD LUCK.  WHETHER YOU'RE HEADING TO WINNERS SEMIFINALS OR LOSERS QUARTERFINALS, YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO NEED IT.

AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

(R2 - M1) Results

135 to 120 votes...
255 in total.
Let me tell ya, dudes. This match was a doozy! The lead shifted back and forth, back and forth... and I was all like, yaknow if one of you would just LOSE that would make my job a LOT easier! Alas, someone did, and I'm sure many of you dudes at home will miss 'em, but I'm just more excited to see this winner progress... maybe I'll get to see them face to face :)

(LR2 - M2) Results

TRACK BY: @vincents-memes
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Space Animals

[SOURCES]-
Smash Bros. Melee OST - Break The Targets (Smash Originals)
M83 - Midnight City (Space)
Missy Eliot ft. Ciara & Fatman Scoop - Lose Control (Offsource)
KSI - Little Boy (Diss Tracks)
Logan Paul - The Fall Of Jake Paul (Diss Track)

TORYIAH! BLP! BLP! AT-HA! Star-Fox looks a little more polygonal than you remember… Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi have retired from spacefaring and have been braw- fighting the big names of Nintendo for nearly 20 years! Wait, what do you mean, F-Zero is dead? No matter- Fox and Falco are here to show that the rest of the Smash games ain’t shit, and they’ve got other platform fighting buddies to prove it. MELEE WILL NEVER DIE!

POWER COLOR: ICEBERG

STRENGTHS: Every movement and attack is the most precise thing you can think of- the pinnacle of schmoovement.

WEAKNESSES: MY FUCKING... CONTROLLER!

Sources:

-Any music featured in Super Smash Brothers Melee and returning tracks from Smash 64, as well as ALL MEDIA relating to Super Smash Brothers Melee and its community
(Melee Final Destination, Melee Battlefield, Melee Target Test, Respect Your Elders)

-Music from all non-Smash platform fighters, including fanmade Smash games 
(Rivals of Aether, Brawlout, Original tracks from Project M, Super Smash Flash 2)

-Sources featuring space, notably Star Fox (NO ALIENS)
(Corneria (The Smash  Ultimate Remix Counts), Space Oddity, Space Jam, Shooting Stars)

-Any music considered a “diss track" or a "rap battle"
(Asian Jake Paul, Killshot, Bitch Lasagna, Epic Rap Battles of History, Cartoon Beatbox Battles)

Boxing Targets

TRACK BY: @problematic-maika
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Two and a Half Shadows

[SOURCES]-
- MVP - FNAF Sister Location (FNAF)
- Alt. - Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter (3rd Party DS games)
- Various FNAF/FNAFB sound effects and clips
- Various Raposa noises

POWER COLOR: PLUM

STRENGTHS: Harnessing dimensional control, immune to most damage... unkillable.

WEAKNESSES: They choose to not be unkillable on the verses of that being "lame".

Out of the shadows appear Shadow Freddy and Shadow Bonnie, the lurking, cryptid characters from the Fazbear bestiary, but these two look all dressed up! Why do they have Cockney accents…? These detectives seem to have adopted a sweet little raposa-child, Heather, an aspiring artist with a bad… well, let’s just say her dark side’s alright. These surrogate parents have a lot to put to the table!

Sources:

-Any media from the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise, or fanprojects spawned from it (INCLUDES ALL OFFICIAL FNAFB GAMES)
(Smashing Windshields, Die in a Fire, Popgoes Arcade 2020 soundtrack)
(Sonic Heroes- What I’m Made Of, Hatsune Miku- Envy Catwalk, Persona 3 - Mass Destruction)

-ALL DS Games not developed by Nintendo or its second parties
(Drawn to Life 1 & 2, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Elite Beat Agents)

-Themes of doppelgangers, or music relating to them
(Dark Link Battle, Metal Mario, Greenhorn Forest)

VICTORY! - TWO AND A HALF SHADOWS

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OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT IS YOUR VICTOR.

OSWALD: 137 VOTES [ 50.7% ]
PIGGLES: 133 VOTES [ 49.3% ]

OSWALD: Serves you right! Treat your little piggy better, you yippity little brat!

RESULTS - [ R1M7 ]

200 TO 163 VOTES. 363 OVERALL.
A MATCH THAT REMAINED CLOSE FOR QUITE SOME TIME, ONLY FOR A LEAD TO GROW WITHIN THE LAST TWELVE HOURS.
A TENSE MATCH INDEED, ONE THAT PERFECTLY TIED EVEN WHEN THERE WAS 172 TOTAL VOTES...

ALAS, DEMOCRACY HAS SPOKEN, AND OUR WINNERS FINALISTS HAVE BEEN DECIDED. WE THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES, WE COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR WITHOUT SUCH A WONDERFUL FANBASE. FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, BECAUSE FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, IT'S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A RIDE. GOOD LUCK, WE WILL ALL NEED IT.

(ART WAS KINDLY DONATED BY https://soundcloud.com/libbec.)

(R3 - M2) Results

Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts


Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Sugar Pills - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (Internal struggles)
Driving Directly Into A Concrete Wall - Gupi (Experimental)
False Awakening - Gupi (Experimental)
800db cloud - 100 gecs (Experimental)
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (Experimental)

SFXs used:
Car Crash SFX

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

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POWERLINE IS YOUR VICTOR.

POWERLINE - 135 [ 50.5% ]
OSWALD - 132 [ 49.5% ]

POWERLINE: You gotta stop relyin' on swing tempo, lil' man. It's preventing you from being a true STAND-OUT!

[ LR2M1 ] - RESULTS

Track by:  @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/WaffWafols
Character Represented: John Madden

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[ While Madden may not be on mission right now, he takes the time to calmly stargaze as his match with Fancypants is fast approaching. However, his tranquil gaze into space is interrupted as his opponent approaches. ] 

MADDEN: What’s up, son. Never mind the occasional chat before the big game, but I didn’t expect one this late.

FANCYPANTS: Nothing much, I just wanted to run a question by you if you don’t mind giving into your coaching instincts for a bit.

MADDEN: I hope you aren’t trying to find any of my strategies for our upcoming match, because I am saving those for myself.

FANCYPANTS: It’s just that...I have been thinking how to spice up my hype a bit. I know Tragedy needed the extra comfort, but I need to get something really big to help kick things off.

MADDEN: Well, I’d say that you had a good idea working with some of our other contestants, but you need to get someone with a big audience behind you to help you out. Of course I was trying to help out the arcade cabinet but I didn’t look the other way of taking an extra duel is all I’ll say.

Tell you what, I saw that one of the finalists head off into the woods, maybe taking a breather after her last match to cool off from the cat. From what I heard, it was a very chaotic match so it might be some convincing but she is your best shot.

[ Fancypants doesn’t have time to think about what Madden said as he hurried off and sees if he can catch up to the Satori. Considering his agile speed, he should be able to catch up to her in no time. ]

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[ Soon enough, Madden continued his stargaze into the night sky as his rival trailed off into the woods. As he lets the beauty of space enter his thoughts, he can't help to think how similar he and his crafty opponent is. 

Two men beyond their prime time showing the world what they both have to offer. Both showing their personal pasts to a wider audience and getting one last thrill with a grand prize of relevancy and dedication to their history.

Though, in the end, Madden is content with how far he went. He will, of course, continue fighting and it will definitely not be an easy match, but he won't be upset with another person with the same burning passion as him to earn their spot in Final 4.

He helped give his friends, competitors, and fans the hope they needed, and if he had to lose now it would be hell of a way to go. In his eyes, he already got his prize... ]

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Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs Used:
OneRepublic - Counting Stars (Space)
Space Patrol Luluco - Pipo Password (Space)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Corneria (Space)
VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Space)
Golf With Your Friends - Space Station Course (Sports, Space)

To Be CONTINUED!!

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

(R3 - M2) Results

Temporary Flight Attendant 4: Turbulence [MOVED]

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