Temporary Flight Attendant: Bonus Characters

track by: @lilcargoshort

hahaha victory black mamba
welcome to the jungle 
virska them
my super hero movie
breaking bad - say my maname!
kanye wesrt - pwoer
nookie - nookie 
michael jackson - bad

VICTORY! BLACK MAMBA

TRACK BY: @phase999
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Jackbox Party Pack, JonTRON, Kevin

[ SOURCES ] -

Gangster's Paradise - Neil Cicierega ( Homestuck )
Replay - Kanye West ( General Steampunk Tone )

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Sources:

-Soundtracks from any and all musicals
(Little Shop of Horrors, Black Friday, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hamilton)

-Australian and experimental media
(Theme of HOBaRT, Down Under - Men at Work, money machine - 100 gecs)

-Music from any and all sandbox games
(Terraria OST, Minecraft OST and parodies, Grand Theft Auto, The Simpsons Hit - and - Run)

Fools' Gold

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music

Songs used:
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Stickerbush Symphony 
Earth, Wind & Fire - September 
Childish Gambino - Bonfire 
Friday Night Funkin' - Thorns

funniebush sympony

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku, https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Oscar & The Genie [BOSS], Koishi Komeiji

Oscar and The Genie's Sourcelist:
-Songs from Disney movies that have had/will have a live action remake (Aladdin, Mulan, The Lion King, etc.)
-Songs relating genies, wishes or anything similar (Get A Wish, Genie In a Bottle, wish you were gay, etc.)
-Songs featuring or relating Robin Williams or Will Smith (Songs from Popeye, Jumanji, etc.)
(Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Wow Wow, Get Jiggy With It, etc.)

Koishi's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs Used:
Porter Robinson - Get Your Wish (Wishes)
B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (TFA Anthem/Wishes)
twenty one pilots - Stressed Out (Wishes/Memories)
Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It (Will Smith)
Daryl Hall - Out of Touch (Offsource but check this out https://twitter.com/zachhugejorts/status/1260965814716563457?s=21)
Discord Ringtone 
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix 
Anna Kendrick - Cups (Memories)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Airpod Shotty 
Iyaz - Replay (Memories)
Undertale - Once Upon A Time (Bullet Hell)

we didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown (<3)
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket design by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Contestants

BATTLES WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

Songs used:
B.o.B. - Airplanes (Par Airlines)
Rick and Morty - Main Theme (Rick)
NFL - Main Theme (John Madden)
Fallout Boy - thnks fr th mmrs (Koishi)
Jeddi - Heartbeat (Rule Breaker) (Gary Modulate)
iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa (Tik Tok)
The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (Pufferfish)
TheLivingTombstone - Die in a Fire (Half Human, Half Machine)
Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (Markiplier)
Death Grips - Takyon (Chaos Cohorts)
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme (Tragedy & Comedy)
Touhou - UN Owen Was Her?! (Koishi)
Mandopony - Discord (Chaos Cohorts)
Gravity Falls Theme (Chaos Cohorts)
ABBA - Dancing Queen (King Slime)
Nightmare Before Christmas - This is Halloween (Jack Skellington)
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? (Bec Noir)
Homestuck - Black (Bec Noir)
I Ain't Got No iPhone (Fancypants)
DMX - X Gon Give it to Ya (Rick)
Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (Rick)
Cristina Vee - Bad Apple (Koishi)
Homestuck - Explore (Bec Noir)
Wham! - Last Christmas (Jack Skellington)
H3H3 Theme (Markiplier)
Mario Party 2 - This Way That (Duck Shoes) (Gary Modulate)
FNAF 6AM Bell Chime (Half Human, Half Machine)
Yogscast - Don't Mine at Night (DJ Creepa)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Opening (Tragedy & Comedy)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (Zalgar)
Captainsparklez - Revenge (DJ Creepa)
Notdoppler Theme (Fancypants)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (John Madden)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Half Human, Half Machine)
Garfield and Friends Theme (Zalgar)
Toby Fox - Bergentrückung (King Slime)

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

[OUT OF MINUTES, PLEASE BOARD NEXT FLIGHT: https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/fly-high]

Track and composition by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun
Character represented: A.S.S. (Automated Support System)

PLEASE ENJOY OUR TOURNAMENT'S MAIN THEME AS YOU BOARD YOUR NEXT FLIGHT. WE HAVE A SURPRISE ON THE OTHER END. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!

- Original songs made specifically for Temporary Flight Attendant (Menu by Mibo, Main Theme by Xinos)
- Songs relating robots and computers (Daft Punk, Computer Song from DHMIS, anything from Ok Computer, etc.)
- Sources of scrapped characters 
(SURPRISE ;)

Songs used:
Temporary Flight Attendant - Fight in Flight (Battlefield)
Space Jam - Space Jam

Fight In Flight (Battlefield) [OUT OF MINUTES, PLEASE BOARD NEXT FLIGHT IN DESCRIPTION]

Characters Represented: King Slime, John Madden

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs related to ninjas (Chaoz Japan, Naruto's soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs relating Terraria and other sandbox games (no mods included aside from The Calamity Extra Music Mod, no overlap with other sources) (Terraria, Little Big Planet, Starbound, new songs from Super Mario Maker, etc.)
- Songs that are used as a primary enemy battle, mini-boss, or boss theme throughout a video game (Battle! Wild Pokemon and Battle! Trainer from any Pokemon game, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty or the color blue (ASGORE, Royals by Lorde, Blue by Eiffel 65, Dancing Queen by ABBA, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Terraria - Plantera (Terraria)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa (TTS)

funny fight

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

508 VOTES.
294 TO 214.
BOTH CANDIDATES FOUGHT HARD, AND THE MATCH GOT CLOSE MULTIPLE TIMES.
BUT THE WINNER WAS ALWAYS CLEAR FROM THE START.

GOOD GAME,
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN THE ELECTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, A NATION REBORN.
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(Stocks and thumbnail by: https://twitter.com/CwcHstrn/status/1323684691162136576!
Build-Up from @par-airl1nes5 by @bri-pm!)

(R20 - M20) Results

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/brugman58
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315
Character Subbed By: CosmicKirbster#6315

A small crackle of a radio, the sound gets more clearer.

KEBAKO: Yo uhh..? You're sure she's getting this right? 

SQUIDDIE: Yeah! Everything should be se-hey! It's on!

KEBAKO: So uhh... Sorry for like.. 

KEBAKO: ..ugh.....

KEBAKO: Just like, being a total Doofus Mc Superdumbface!! It makes me feel super bad and stuff!! Like at first I was like, "Yeah! this is normal!" but then I started thinking and it was all like, "AUGHHHH!! I DO kinda suck!!". 

KEBAKO: And like, yeah! I've sorta been a real dummy around you my whole life and just... AAA I'M SUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERDUPERULTRASUPERMEGA SORRYYY!!!

SQUIDDIE: Well that was.. Easier than I thought..

Kebako immediately returns to something close to her standard bubbly self, as if she wasn't all torn up mere seconds ago at all.

KEBAKO: Yea, it was!! 

KEBAKO: Oh yeah uhh.. Good job in that TF- 

SQUIDDIE: I think you mean Rave Week, sir.

KEBAKO: Good job in Ultimus by the way!!! You were all like "PEWPEWPEW!!", and the other guy was like "AHAHAHAHH, INTERNET!!!!", and you shot him and stuff!! It was really poggers!!!

KEBAKO: Even if you like.. 

KEBAKO: (She lost early, right?)

SQUIDDIE: (Yeah, round one.)

KEBAKO: Even if you like lost early and stuff you were still really cool!! I totally voted for you!! Even if I clicked the wrong one.. Sorry!! 

SQUIDDIE: Is there anything else you wanna say sir, or? 

KEBAKO: Yea just.. aughh youre totally not ever gonna forgive me everrrr but.. Aaa just.. I'm happy I could say sorry. 

KEBAKO: I-I think that's it Squids, you can turn it off n' stuff. 

SQUIDDIE: O-Ok Kebako!.

well this transmission is over lol 

Well, that was a surprise, she's not sure if its pleasant or not, it's most definitely surreal to hear her say that nonetheless. She may not really know what to think, or if she's even satisfied, but some part of her is happy whether she admits it or not.

Fuck it, she'll take it.
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14th Place - Uramiko. A well-liked character all around. She fought hard against her two foes, despite losing both.(Average Percentage: 42.1%)

Round 1 - Baba narrowly beats Uramiko, sending her to losers. (54.8% - 45.2%)

Losers Round 1 - In a slightly less close battle, Giovanni defeats Uramiko.  (61% - 39%)

Sources Used:
 Kubbi - In The Halls Of The Usurper (Shoot Em Ups/Jake Kaufman)
 COOL&CREATEBeatMARIO - Night Of Nights (Shoot Em Ups)
 Christina Vee And Jake Kaufman - A Hero Is Made (Jake Kaufman)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Shoot Em Ups)
 The Immortals - Mortal Kombat (Featured in Just Shapes And Beats, Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - I Am...All Of Me (Rivals. Yep yep yep Overused Uramiko Source...U Mad Bro?)
 Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Shoot Em Ups)
 Enter The Gungeon - Boss Battle Beating (Shoot Em Ups)
 Iteachvader - Objection Funk (Rivals)
 Nuclear Throne - Yung Venz (Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - Live And Learn (Rivals)
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Stay Funny!

14th Place - And I'll Say Goodbye...

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POWERLINE IS YOUR VICTOR.

POWERLINE - 135 [ 50.5% ]
OSWALD - 132 [ 49.5% ]

POWERLINE: You gotta stop relyin' on swing tempo, lil' man. It's preventing you from being a true STAND-OUT!

[ LR2M1 ] - RESULTS

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LR2M2 - VOTE NOW! - forms.gle/3PbfF8DpvgwkRsmk6
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TRACK BY: @theadamsandlerofguitars
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Matchmakers, Coraline

[ SOURCES ] -

The Matchmakers
- Tensei - Union Jack (Homestuck)
- Alterniabound - Karkat's Theme (Homestuck)
- Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars (2000s Love Songs)
- Spooky Scary Skeletons (Skeletons)
- Blend S - Opening (Otaku Memes)
- Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles (2000s Love Songs)
- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Fukutsu ~Mushin no Sakebi~ (Otaku Memes)
- Malcolm Brown - Showtime (Homestuck)
- G. Berthold - Duetto buffo di due gatti (Cats)
- Erik "Jit" Scheele - Temporal (Homestuck)
- Erik "Jit" Scheele - Sarabande (Homestuck)
- Homestuck - Crystalmethequins (Homestuck)
- Tensei - Time On My Side (Homestuck)
- Mundo Gaturro - Chacatun (Cats)
- Keyan - Pana Miguel (Cats)
- Okayu - Otome kaibō (Cats/Otaku Culture)
- Megadeth - Peace Sells (Skeletons)
- Malcolm Brown - Carne Vale (Homestuck/Skeletons)
Coraline
- Courage The Cowardly Dog - Intro (Dark Children Media)
- Halloween - Michael Myers Theme (Horror)
- Yo Mama Opening (Family)
- Avenged Senfold - Welcome To The Family (Family)
- Michael Jackson - Childhood (Childhoood)
- Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow - Lavender Town (Rumours from Child Media)
- Metallica - Enter Sandman (Childhood)
- Casados Con Hijos - Cortina Musical(Family)
- Corpse Bride - Victor's Piano Solo (Stop Motion)
- Coraline - Exploration (Stop Motion)
- Nathan Larson - Avival Pastoral (Horror)
- Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway (Childhood)
- The Adventures of Mark Twain - Twain's Lament (Stop Motion/Dark Children Media)
- Mecano - Hijo de la Luna (Childhood)
- Childish Gambino - Feels Like Summer (Childhood)
- Guns n' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine (Childhood)
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Keeper of the Reaper (Dark Children Media)
Both
- The Nightmare Before Christmas - This is Halloween (Skeletons/Stop Motion) 
- The Living Tombstone - What I Want (Skeletons/Stop Motion)
- Harry Chapin - Cats In The Cradle (Cats/Childhood)
- Erik "Jit" Scheele - Mother (Homestuck/Family)
- Yusuf/Cat Stevens - Father & Son (Cats/Family)

[ LR2M2 ] - the desperately breaking nepeta out of a crystal song

Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix [Among Drip Theme] (Space)
Kenndog - Drip Like Me (Offsource)
Flume - Space Cadet (Space)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (TTS)

John Mad Drip

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/iVMvcTpPXTNZLG8FA
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DUANE: Hey lil' dude, can't we just talk this out? Let's be friends instead!
MURDEROUS GOOSE: Honk honk, honk! Honk! (I don't need friends, I've got knives! Lots of 'em!)
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Track: @bluez04
Art: twitter.com/quara_does_a_do, @even-filthier-senpai
Characters Represented: Murderous Goose, Duane

Murderous Goose's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by House House
(Untitled Goose Game, Push Me Pull You)
- Songs from indie puzzle games
(Baba is You, Braid, Papers Please)
- Songs related to waterfowl
(The Duck Song, Goose on the Loose, Flamingo)
- Songs related to knives and murder
(Night of Nights, Knife Fight, I Can't Decide)

Duane's Sources:
- Songs related to dancing
(SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK, Footloose, Say So)
- Songs based around Mattel products
(Hot Wheels, Barbie, Thomas the Tank Engine)
- Songs from direct-to-video media or anything else featured on EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!
(An Extremely Goofy Movie, Rem Lezar, CAPITALISM IS A PRISON! THE MUSICAL!)

Sources Used:
Yung Bae - We Came to Boogie (Duane - Dancing)
Undertale - Dummy! (Goose - Knives)
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Goose - Murder)
Tone Crony - Jungle Boogie Duane (Duane - EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!)
forrestfire101 - The Duck Song (Goose - Waterfowl)
Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 - Gentle Breeze (Goose - Knives)
The Darkives - Duck Duck Goose (Footloose Parody) (Both - Waterfowl, Dancing)
Bob the Builder - Mambo No. 5 (Duane - Mattel)
Smash Mouth - Hot (Duane - Mattel)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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[LR1 M1] Phase 2 ~ Party Fowl

mostly here for tournaments
pfp art by libbec
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(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

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