i found out what the cipher text in the desc says if anyone's interested

I just realized the title is a reference to Local 58

)(ello everybody welcome to t)(e losers semis funeral

Track by: @green-of-rain (please check out their stuff it's all so good I am so sorry it took so long for this track to come out!)
Art by: Johnny D. Eadman#9833
Characters Represented: John Madden, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

MADDEN: Now look son, I get you had to have some way to handle that heavy loss of yours. However, with that said, you can't just go around messing with my game like this forever.

ZALGAR: It's tragic that you think you are able to reason with me like with everyone else you faced, John. B̴e̵s̸i̸d̶e̴s̴,̴ ̷t̵h̷a̵t̵ ̶e̷g̶o̸ ̵o̷f̶ ̸y̸o̶u̸r̴s̴ ̴n̸e̷e̸d̷s̶ ̴t̴o̴ ̶b̶e̷ ̸c̷h̶e̴c̴k̴e̶d̷ ̸i̶f̴ ̵y̸o̶u̶ ̵t̸h̷i̷n̷k̸ ̵a̴l̵l̵ ̷o̵f̶ ̴t̴h̴i̴s̵ ̶e̶f̶f̵o̸r̴t̷ ̶i̴s̷ ̷g̴o̶i̶n̵g̵ ̶t̴o̵w̷a̶r̸d̴s̴ ̷t̷o̴y̴i̸n̶g̶ ̷w̴i̷t̴h̵ ̷y̷o̷u̴.̸

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John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'S sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs Used:
Entering Graciously - Local 58 (ZALGAR - Horror)
EAS Alert (ZALGAR - Horror)
Rocket Fuel - DJ Shadow ft. De La Soul (Madden - Sports; Madden 20)
The Garfield Show intro (ZALGAR - Garfield)
Red Mist Cue - Spongebob Squarepants (ZALGAR - Creepypasta) (H̵a̷p̴p̵y̵ ̸A̶n̷n̸o̴y̶ ̶S̵q̷u̸i̷d̸w̶a̷r̷d̵ ̶D̷a̵y̵)
Moon - Ducktales (Madden - Space)
The Love Song - Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared (ZALGAR - Horror)
Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretsky - ERB (Madden - Sports)
Lance Armstrong vs Babe Ruth - ERB (Madden - Sports)
Green Hill Zone - Sonic.exe (ZALGAR - Creepypasta)
Madden 2000 Theme - Ludacris (Madden - Sports)

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