A ballad about a Very Real Looking Robot 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7VRRLF0jIQ


http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2zv689/very_real_looking_robot/

When these cameras turn off

This robots gonna sux mugh dijd


Cause this sexy robots into me

I pick up her signs there just for me


When I walk the sidewalk
playas hate and wish that they were me 


But my sexy robots just for me

That's right this robots sexing me

Oh my sexy robot

My sexy creepy robot yeah






G  C  



F  C 

D  G

C  F D

D F D G

My Sexy Creepy Robot

[WP] A man signed a demonic contract thousands of years ago. In exchange for his mortality he would be granted immeasurable power and strength. Now humanity is about drive itself to extinction and he no longer wishes to be immortal. He comes up with a brilliant idea to take back the contract.

THE EPIC FINALE:  THE RETURN TO THE EVIL DEMON WHO I SOLD MY SOUL TO! (PART 8)

[WP] You are The Joker. How did you get your scars?

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/30v0so/wp_you_are_the_joker_how_did_you_get_your_scars/

How did you get those scars?

[WP] Music is now edible.  A psychopath discovers a new joy in torture.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/31fhb2/wp_music_is_now_edible/

Pain on my Palette

[WP] Voice actors across the world start turning into their most famous roles.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/32dada/wp_voice_actors_across_the_world_start_turning/

Steve Blum:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089710/

THE DAY STEVE BLUM BECAME EVERYBODY

[WP] A skeleton is the best cook in the land, but he can't taste his own food.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/32pt92/wp_a_person_is_given_the_ability_to_be_an/

Based on /u/LoyalToMoney's short story:

Wesley had all the skills of a great cook, which simply did not bode well with him, being a skeleton and all.

"Oh Wesley," they would say, "this is the greatest food I've ever tasted!"

  Wesley had never tasted any of his food.  He didn't have a tounge, much less a stomach.  It was enough to make Wesley cry, If he had tear ducts.


"Don't worry about it lad," His father would say, "At least you found your callin', not everyone has that now."  His father was a ghost, and not a very good one.  His single greatest achievement in his career as a spook was appearing on a poorly filmed episode of American Television.  "That was me!  Look!  I turned a water faucet on!" He would laugh aloud whenever season three episode four of Ghost Hunters ever displayed on the livingroom tele. "That was me," he'd laugh, until spetral tears of joy welled up in his eyes.   

Wesley chopped away at the onions on his cutting board. What use was being good at something if you couldn't enjoy it yourself, he would think.  No use at all.

"Are you making soup *again*, dear?"  That was Wesley's mother, she was a banshee and an accomplished dancer, but she had lost the lower half of her body due to a poorly placed wager among witches, as banshees tend to do. 

"Yes," said Wesley, "is that a problem?"

"No, dear, I do love your cooking.  I'm so proud of you, you'll make a fine chef one day."

But Wesley hated cooking. So much so that Wesley would never cook for his family.  However, as it were, with his mum crawling about on her spiked arms, Wesley's choices were limited.  But deep down, Wesley dreamed of becoming a spook like his father, or a dancer like his mother.   But these were things that could not be.  Alas, Wesley was a skeleton.  He shook his skull and chopped away.

All the while, Images sprung into his mind, ideas of becoming the greatest spook there would be, ideas of dancing, ideas of of spiting the world that would grace cooking talents on a skeleton. He would pop up in certain areas and dance.  All day and all night long. He would be... the spookiest skelton.

Wesley The Skeleton

[IP] Space Tourism

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/33i8mq/ip_space_tourism/

Rigsby's Travel

[WP] "Drop the pen, and put your hands behind your head!"

Based on /u/Dachande663's awesome short story

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/33ihhp/wp_drop_the_pen_and_put_your_hands_behind_your/

The Pen

[WP] People can be charged for their future crimes.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/33iuyk/wp_people_can_be_charged_for_their_future_crimes/

Minority Essay

[WP] When you die, you relive the final critical momenta of your death until you can pinpoint the exact reason of your death.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/33isns/wp_when_you_die_you_relive_the_final_critical/

Bagels

[WP] The first computer achieves sentience, unfortunately that computer is the Voyager One probe as continues to fly farther and farther away from Earth

[WP] The world's most sarcastic person and most gullible person have a conversation.

Based on FilmCow's awesome Llamas with Hats series.

Camels With Hats

[WP] Tell a true story of yours with fictional characters. Something you otherwise don't share with others.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/34qrz1/wp_tell_a_true_story_of_yours_with_fictional/

Lyrics:

Friday, The Rock and Mona Lisa
were just fighting
and could not accept the reason

that you could eat food
without saying prayer or the grace
and you said something 'bout how 
that it couldn't change the taste

It was like--

Tuesday, when mom just kept on sneezing
And when you didn't say bless you
ans she said she didn't get your reasons
I said, "you two, can't you try to be polite
this isn't a real reason for The Rock and Mona Lisa to fight..."

The Rock And Mona Lisa

This Damn Song (Instrumental)

www.reddit.com/r/TheStage/commen…he_month_of_june/

This months theme is "East Asia". Use the theme to inspire you and create any form of art that you wish.

The Kanamaruza

Based on BeginJapanology's episode about Kabuki Theater: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKqkXZp3uOk&t=22m56s

The Kanamaruza (Far East Challenge)

Girl, I love you, so I let my cat write a song for you, girl.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/39o1w6/wp_write_a_story_that_makes_absolutely_no_sense/

Cat On My Keyboard

The Smallest Group

Like seriously, you should just call him.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/39nkr0/wp_instead_of_reading_pregnant_or_not_pregnant/

You Should Probably Still Call Jason

Congratulations!

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/39pk7l/wp_north_korea_is_actually_a_secret_underground/

North Korean Lottery

Brank!

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/39z1br/wp_a_construction_worker_in_a_crane_high_above/

Bring Your Crane To Work

No but seriously, Cowboy Bebop, Mushishi, FLCL and about three others, and the rest is total garbage.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/39ymwg/wp_earth_is_a_quarantined_zone_holding_the_most/

Quarantine Earth

[PM] Give me a song to make in only 3 minutes

Teslok [score hidden] 43 minutes ago 
I'm hungry!
You should make me a sandwich!
Get me some bread, some slices of meat!
No mayo or mustard, does it look like I'm rich?

I'm hungry!
Slap on some cheap cheese slices
Put it in the pan, turn on the heat.
What? Yes, I care what the price is!

I'm hungry!
But I need to pay rent and fix my car.
Make my sandwich and take a seat,
And then I'll ask who you are

...

And what you're doing in my house.

(3 min Challenge) I'm Hungry

Grocery List

We need a dozen eggs, and a bag of peas,
Sliced chicken breast and some Gouda cheese,
Maybe pork or beef, please get the quality meat,
That last stuff you bought just smelled like old feet.
Pick up corn or potatoes, whatever veggie’s on hand,
Plus yogurt cups! Get the store brand.
And for the love of sweet jesus, just stick to the list,
If you bring back junk food, I’ll be so pissed you don’t even freakin' know, I swear

The List

No, seriously.  Why?

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3apov5/pm_give_me_the_most_cringeinducing_lyrics_you_can/


[–]Abrakadoodle [score hidden] 33 minutes ago 
I want that muffin

Don't have no money

I still want dat muffin

Oh wait here's a donuuuuuuut

Gimme dat donut

Aw yea

some sort of break

Why do I have diabetes doctor?

Why Do I Have Diabetes

Rick Muir inspired the lyrics.

https://soundcloud.com/pirate-ninjahybrid/maybe-im-fine

I just threw up again
for the second time
But I'm okay, yeah I'm fine

da da da da da 


Spill my guts 
and watch them hit the floor
Don't think I'll be here
anymore...

da da da da da


There's big big line
between the first and the last time
But I'm fine~

da da da da da

We'll I've been here all before
Don't think I'll be here anymore


I see the signs
But tonight, I'm fine
It's a big line
I'm fine~


Da da da da
da da da da da


I just threw up again
for the second time
But I'm okay, yeah I'm fine



I'm Fine (feat. Rick Muir)

Srsly, girl, do you expect me to sleep in my car, girl?   I mean your car... (girl).

I Want Crash Into You ('r Apartment)

7 minutes to go!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3czm0c/wp_your_protagonist_is_an_average_teenager/

The streets lonely
Theres metal 'gainst my teeth 
I cannot help, but think about you

The rivers run brown
I cannot help but sink
And I will not stop, searching for you

The full moon's rising 
This night is getting dark
And I cannot help but think about you

They're coming out cracks now
They're coming for my brains
But I will not stop, searching for...



Cannot Help But Search For You

6 to go!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3d0xzm/wp_your_whole_life_you_have_heard_a_strange/

The Whistler

5 more minutes...

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3d1kmv/wp_80000_fans_go_wild_in_a_packed_stadium_as_a/

Bradley (Live In Concert)



em////  
C////
G////
AM////

C////
G-->D///
EM

You can twist or pull me
Ain't gonna die
No I ain't gonna lie
Ain't gonna die

It's a cruel dark world out there
ain't gonna lie
No I ain't gonna lie
ain't gonna lie...

I  Ain't gonna die

You can bop me all you like
I ain't gonna die


Bop Me All You Like

Never say goodbye
Silly girl

Say you'll see me again

Never say goodbye
Silly girl
Your silly choices
Silly girl

Silly Girl

I swear they made it sound just like this.

Bright (Echosmith + Tuna Cover)

Ugly Dog

Cheer up Muzi
don't let it get you down
pick yourself off the ground
it's going to be all right

Cheer up Muzi
you look a little sad
your life ain't so bad
just think of all the good times

Remember that dinner on friday
we through a great big party

and all of your friends were there for you
Naijia tais and me
Farhana and me
romina and me

I'm just saying I was there

You don't like dogs, don't you Muzi?
Well I had a dog, it was an english bulldog

But you have a car, it was an '03 accord
You even had a driver

And you've got a mom
you've got all your limbs
you don't like ice creams that melt
you don't like seatbelts
we're good at matching the colors in our clothes
you eat halal, so you can't eat at Moe's

You don't wake up until the late afternoon
People will think your name is Muzoon

Cheer up muzi
let's keep in touch on the net
let's go and get an ice cream
it's time to part ways
well, it's the same every day
but tomorrow is another day


Part Time Tunafish

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