DEATH OPUS (V2)

What's the Banana Pill? Once you've popped the Banana Pill (and it must be yours and no one else's 0:26) you will be translocated instantaneously to the Banana Planet 0:40.
0:48
You awake in the Banana Lagoon. All around you the water wriggles with slippery snakes. The mist creeps through the roots of the lagoon trees that rise right out of the shiny slimy bog. You wade towards the shore. Banana Lagoon Birds cry out as you stumble toward the black shore.
2:20
You've reached solid ground. You look around and realize that this is the Banana Jungle. There is a commotion in the huge yellow leaves. You follow the sound and find a ferocious fight between a fearsome Banana Jungle Tiger, an agitated Banana Lagoon Bird, and a Banana Worm.
3:00
You sneak past the altercation and through a Banana Jungle Thicket and arrive in the Banana Hills. In the distance a giant conical mountain rises out of the clouds. A Banana Mountain Bird squawks a lament of fog. As you trudge up the gravelly slopes of the foothills, you begin to perceive an ancient danger. The Banana Mountain Bird's  shrieks grow ever more alarmed as the terrain begins to change. The very Banana Planet seems to be trembling, but no sooner do you sense this than suddenly:
4:14
THE BANANA MOUNTAIN'S PEAK BUSTS INTO ONE BILLION HOT PIECES. THIS "MOUNTAIN" IS AN ACTIVE STRATOVOLCANO AND IT JUST ERUPTED! THE PYROCLASTIC FLOW GUSHES AND ALL AROUND EAGER MAGMA IS GRADUATING FROM THE CRUST, FINALLY LAVA! You nab a nearby banana peel and hop on; time to catch the wave. Utilizing its slipperiness to your aerodynamic advantage, you maneuver yourself onto the tidal wave of molten rock that is rapidly enveloping the entire Banana Landmass. You close your eyes. That's the Banana Pill.

Originally recorded December 7, 2017

Banana Pill

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