I Can Change That

They be like "Efi"
What
"Can you take me out to Wendy's?
You know why?
'Cuz all the straw bendy"
All I need 
Is a Baconator with cheese
A large fri
A chili
And sum'n ta drink

I'm like woah!
Yo
You betta slow ya roll
Why you think we ain't goin' up ta the Arby's, ho?
All I got is a ten in my pocket
A skinny wallet
I really can't affo'd
To be gettin' you anymo'

Than a
Small fri
And something off the 99 cent-list
Don't be actin' all senseless
Hey look a Jr with cheese
Why don't you get this?
Oh now you don't wanna eat?
Fine then, forget it

Now you changing your mind
Obviously.
We hop up in the ride
Bitch I know you hungry
We almost there
I can hear yo tummy rumblin
Look we fine-ly arrived
"Welcome to Wendy's"

Take me out to Wendy's
Take me take me 
Out to Wendy's
Take me out to Wendy's 
Take me take me out to Wendy's
All my bitches hungry
All my all my bitches hungry
All my bitches hungry 
You ain't fuckin with mah Wendy's!

Take me out to Wendy's
Take take take me take me 
out to Wendy's
Take me out to Wendy's 
Take me take me out to Wendy's
All my bitches hungry
all my all my bitches hungry
All my bitches hungry 
you ain't fuckin with mah Wendy's!

Finally here
And I'm hungry as fuck
You see some people dougie-in
up in the parkin lot
I be like
Look at them dumb fucks
then the line jumps up
All up on the order menu
Yo, shawty
Whatchu want?

And by the way
3 dollas is yo limit
I know it ain't much
But what are you finna get?
She said "boy i thought you had ten bucks"
I do bitch
Don't make me ask you again
What the fuck you want?

She said "That's not right tho"
I said whatchu mean
"Half of ten's like four right?
Why do i get three?"
Why you talking shit
You gettin food fo free
You should be all up on my dick
AFTER we eat

she started frowning
And then that's when she said
"But I'm jerking you off
And I'm givin you head"
Say that again, bitch
"I'm givin you head"
Exactly, bitch
Now shut up cause you gettin fed

Take me out to Wendy's
Take me take me 
Out to Wendy's
Take me out to Wendy's 
Take take take me out to Wendy's
All my bitches hungry
All my all my bitches hungry
All my bitches hungry 
You ain't fuckin with mah Wendy's!

After a bit of discussion
My lady friend agreed
That SHE was pretty hungry
Very hungry indeed
She got a couple chicken nuggets
A Jr with cheese
Some fries on the side
And a water to drink

I am from Georgia
Where we all eat at Wendy's
There aren't any other restaurants
Only Wendy's
Somebody tried to tell me that he
Went to Micky D's
I said shut up bitch
Stop pretending

All I see when I open up my eyes is Wendy's
I shop at Wendy Mart
Got Wendy's trading cards
I wrote a check from the Bank of Wenderica
But to my surprise
It's still pending

Before I go there's really something that I should be doing
Oh yeah, takin a shit
This Wendy's really moving
But I still love her though
Cuz Wendy she be groovin
This beat's a double stack
So I had to chew it


Take Me Out to Wendy's

Some things you might not know about me:

I am a human being. I live on Earth. I like to make music on software programs I pirate.

Effigy / PK Fire