spongebob shitposts: shitpost harder

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc_z3YQo6M4
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/sweetroll-for-fimmion
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/sweetroll-for-fimmion-instrumental

[Intro:]
Yes? I have idea for you. But first sweetroll for Fimmion. Sweetroll for Fimmion, idea for you!

[Hook:]
Sweetroll (x2)

[Verse 1:]
Sweetcakes, sausages, yummy in tummy
No apples, they make me feel funny
Got mutton? Fritters? Now, don't be a dummy
You know what I need, honey, Fimmion hungry
Sweetcakes, sausages, yummy in tummy
No apples, they make me feel funny
Got mutton? Fritters? Now, don't be a dummy
You know what I need, honey, I need my

[Hook:]

[Verse 2:]
No sweets for me
No answer for you
No sweets for me
No answer for you, for you
No

[Hook:]

FIMMION - SWEETROLL FOR FIMMION

VIDEO: youtu.be/1I5x8opcpvc
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/we-know
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/we-know-instrumental

[Verse 1: M’raaj-Dar]
I’m out with this hoe, and she doesn’t know that we are not dating, hmm
She taking it slow, she moving like Mora, the meeting is fated, hmm
Her cheeks running red, she knows I’m a killer but thinks I’m just playing, hmm
She giving me head, that shit heaven sent, I’m feeling like Baenlin, hmm
I’m out with this salesman, hmm, but he got a price of his own
When we are done with the negotiations, hmm, he’s gonna throw me a bone
When I’m at a party, hmm, please understand that singing and dancing is useless
Another one quiet tonight, hmm, I’m showing them actual music

[Verse 2: Ocheeva]
Chrome Hearts hooves on the Shadowmere
So you break your neck when you talk to me
Leave a finger on your desk as a souvenir
You be standin’ watch but you ain’t clocking me
Live it like you bleed it, Bosmer bitch and she a eater
And we got the Blazing Spears when we pull up with the heater
You be dancing with some killers when we moving to this beat and
It’s the only type of music that is coming out the Speakers

[Hook: Ocheeva]
Growing in a cold world since a child
You crying for a different type of mommy now
Yesterday you acted holier-than-thou
You praying to a different type of Mother now
We know
You crying for a different type of mommy now
We know
You praying to a different type of Mother now

[Verse 3: M’raaj-Dar]
Murdering that pussy, it’s a pussycide
Yeah, that pussy wet, it’s a pussy slide
Pussy from New York cause pussy mad tight
And rest assured you will never find me by a pussy’s side
Yeah, we know I’m lit, no need to be bitter
You full of cat shit the way you think you litter
You a lil bitch, you a lil critter
I’m a business Mogrul, I got throat Slitters

[Hook: Ocheeva]

WE KNOW

oh yeah i remembered i have a soundcloud account

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMv5_5LGVOY

Probably my biggest clutch rip, I only started working on it a week before the anniversary.

FLP Credits:
Ashy (inopmusic)
Nini
lemonion1337

Last Goodbye ^ 2

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/_kFnJ_aISN0
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life
INSTRUMENTALS: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life-instrumentals

[Intro: Nazir]
Die today! Haha, I’m finna swiss cheese you type shit

[Hook: Nazir]
I’m the man that you always see your hoe with (Magnifique)
Type of giant that you won’t go toe to toe with (Magnifique)
I got friends I be dining in chateaus with (Magnifique)
You the type of jarrin’ that they killing folk with (Magnif-)

[Verse 1: Nazir]
Bitches actin’ like Old Antecedent, they be eyeing me
Lil boy said he fire, nah he decent, but he frying me
Lil boy said he wet him, I don’t know, bro, he look dry to me
I got killers at my disposition, don’t you lie to me
Don’t think you will ever get to cook without inviting me
I be adding Septims to the stew, you’re just a price to me
You already know that I’m the shit but you ain’t wiping me
Shorty lil chopped but I’ma screw her, think she’s liking me

[Hook: Nazir]
I’m the man that you always see your hoe with (Magnifique)
Type of giant that you won’t go toe to toe with (Magnifique)
I got friends I be dining in chateaus with (Magnifique)
You the type of jarrin’ that they killing folk with (Magnifique)

[Verse 2: Cicero]
Gucci dunce hat paid with some dead Emperors
So to see another one dead is the preference
Titus Mede wouldn’t fuck with me for a second now
Not before I pull up with the clique and show him severance
Spent a thou wow on cleats, I’m generous
Dual wielding if you want beef, I’m ambidextrous
Whip it like I got Argonians with me, bogs are treacherous
Taking care of my Mother with a reverence

[Hook: Nazir]

MAGNIFIQUE

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DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life
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[Hook:]
I’m making a killing, man, this blade is bespoke
Balenciaga the cutlass, this shit Percius Loche
If the Night Mother wills it, if you rich or you broke
String you up by your viscera like a practical joke

[Verse 1:]
Varliance watch, the diamonds dance with the turn of the seasons
Necklace of sure grip, she riding me till I’m depleted
Hang with Magnificas in Hew’s, they flirting with treason
Tanning in Stros M’kai where bitches be wantin’ the seamen
Huh, Motierre money not fucking about
Moving like Weather Witches the way that we airin’ shit out
Wielding the Volendrung, the hammer’s red dot on your spouse
Shit look like Kids’ Choice, the way that we slimin’ them out
Yeah, Lusty Argonian Maids, the lace hiding blades, you know that they cleaning the house
Huh, the target’s Khajiit, Cathay or Alfiq, stabbed in the primordial pouch
Hmph, you know I’m a oldhead but I’m getting new head, your girl leaving prints on the couch
Hmph, the name is Nazir, the shit crystal clear, in case you done had any doubts

[Hook:]

PERCIUS LOCHE

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/_kFnJ_aISN0
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life
INSTRUMENTALS: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life-instrumentals

[Verse 1: Astrid]
I put the sheisty on, I’m up to illegal shit
Yeah, I can read you, some Olava the Feeble shit
Sky Haven Temple, yeah, I’m ready to bleed this shit
Yeah, I need this shit like I live and breathe this shit

[Hook: Astrid]
Conflict diamonds, yeah, all my gems is unusual
Shades of red all on this canvas, it’s beautiful
You talk a lot of shit, you acting removable
I love this line of work, the feeling is-

[Verse 2: Arnbjorn]
Living the dream, word to Anu
Living to kill, that’s the motto
Living to spray, semi-auto
Grand Vizier, no Imago

[Hook: Astrid]
Conflict diamonds, yeah, all my gems is unusual
Shades of red all on this canvas, it’s beautiful
You talk a lot of shit, you acting removable
I love this line of work, the feeling is mutual

[Verse 3: Amaund Motierre & Arnbjorn]
My bitch is Molag Grunda, yeah, she fuck me for my ice (for real)
I’m a different beast, she want that dog in me tonight (for real)
Load bearing stack of gold to support this way of life (for real)
This hoe is feeling blue, nah, she should get out of my sight
She let me crack, she let me bust, that’s why she call me a nutcracker
Every target is a snack, the potion bubbles in my bladder
I can take on the Divines, it just takes a couple smackers
We got beef, I’m going ham, I’m steady eating every rapper

[Hook: Astrid]

UNUSUAL (feat. Amaund Motierre)

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/_kFnJ_aISN0
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life
INSTRUMENTALS: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life-instrumentals

 	
[Verse 1:]
I got 1 2 3 4 5
Killers to be purified
Ready to be sent to Sithis
And left unidentified
I got 5
Tenets that you should abide by
Leave a trail of victims
Blood on water like it’s tie-dye
Pomegranate Banquet, all my children are some beasts
They’ll put up a fight when it is time for them to leave
Silk Bottega robe with the decorated sleeves
Perfect shade of black, I’m absorbing all the heat

[Hook:]
I got 5
Problems on my mind
It’s a bit ironic I can solve them with the 9
I got 5
Problems on my mind
Fixing to be zero with the help of homicide

[Bridge:]
You ain’t got what it takes, your heart’s not in it
You always come second, you need a minute
Cannot be me, but you can mimic
Can’t say my name, it’s egonymic

[Verse 2:]
(What is life’s greatest illusion?) You being richer than me
I got some people that would rather eat me, they can’t be eating with me
I’m making millions up in this business, Sithis is sitting with me
Hella chameleons hiding in trees but I find them easy to see

[Verse 3:]
(What is the color of night?) Sanguine, my brother
What is your move if I’m upping the bow and it come with a beam, my brother
Talking to me and you're asking for rumors, what do you mean, my brother?
(Laas... Yah Nir!), huh, you’re nowhere to see, my brother
Huh, I’m doing my deed and I am
Entombing them on the scene, my brother
Skooma all in my spleen, my brother
Boomin' them with the team and
I’m with your mother, the head is to die for
I can see why you turned to a psycho
I can see why you see us as rivals
It’s just business, dear disciple

AURA MERCHANT

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/_kFnJ_aISN0
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life
INSTRUMENTALS: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life-instrumentals

[Verse 1: M’raaj-Dar]
I’m out with this hoe, and she doesn’t know that we are not dating, hmm
She taking it slow, she moving like Mora, the meeting is fated, hmm
Her cheeks running red, she knows I’m a killer but thinks I’m just playing, hmm
She giving me head, that shit heaven sent, I’m feeling like Baenlin, hmm
I’m out with this salesman, hmm, but he got a price of his own
When we are done with the negotiations, hmm, he’s gonna throw me a bone
When I’m at a party, hmm, please understand that singing and dancing is useless
Another one quiet tonight, hmm, I’m showing them actual music

[Verse 2: Ocheeva]
Chrome Hearts hooves on the Shadowmere
So you break your neck when you talk to me
Leave a finger on your desk as a souvenir
You be standin’ watch but you ain’t clocking me
Live it like you bleed it, Bosmer bitch and she a eater
And we got the Blazing Spears when we pull up with the heater
You be dancing with some killers when we moving to this beat and
It’s the only type of music that is coming out the Speakers

[Hook: Ocheeva]
Growing in a cold world since a child
You crying for a different type of mommy now
Yesterday you acted holier-than-thou
You praying to a different type of Mother now
We know
You crying for a different type of mommy now
We know
You praying to a different type of Mother now

[Verse 3: M’raaj-Dar]
Murdering that pussy, it’s a pussycide
Yeah, that pussy wet, it’s a pussy slide
Pussy from New York cause pussy mad tight
And rest assured you will never find me by a pussy’s side
Yeah, we know I’m lit, no need to be bitter
You full of cat shit the way you think you litter
You a lil bitch, you a lil critter
I’m a business Mogrul, I got throat Slitters

[Hook: Ocheeva]

WE KNOW (Album Version)

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/_kFnJ_aISN0
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life
INSTRUMENTALS: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/music-of-life-instrumentals

[Verse 1:]
Air it out to the last Septim, shoutout to the Mythic Dawn
Yeah, we been moving different, fuck whatever type shit you on
I got bitches in Wayrest, I got bitches in Gonfalon
You can never get rid of me, I will never be gone for long

[Hook:]
Living life like it’s Paradise, word to Camoran, shit a movie
Thirty thou wow, thirty grand, spend it all like it’s nothing to me
Feel at home on Stros M’kai, I go hard at thought of booty
Shorty act like Adoring Fan, swear to Sithis, bro, she a groupie

[Verse 2:]
Said my vows to the game, I’m loving this shit and I’m staying committed
Think you’re going to Sovngarde, sike, you’re going to Sithis
Take you out with my bare hands and pretend that the glove isn’t fitting
Felldew got you greening out, you thought that this shit wasn’t Wicked
Staying hard so I always come up, beat it up like some Fruity Loops
Yeah, I’m feeling like I’m Obama, getting ribs and then pussy too
Nother soul sent to my momma, she has never been choosy too
I’m immune to the belladonna, dog in me is no Scooby Doo

[Hook:]

PARADISE

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