A Town Called Nowhere (fragment)

The main character from Patrick E. McLean's the Merchant Adventurer gives you the inside track on haggling. Ebook on sale for 99 cents 20 April 2015

Boltac's Guide to Haggling

Why you shouldn't fear the Robot Apocalypse.

The Robot Non-Pocalypse

New How to Succeed in Evil Intro

Hoo boy, sometimes re-reading what you've written is humbling. And frustrating. An excerpt from my upcoming book "The Soak"

The Rewriting Process

The first three chapters of The Soak, by Patrick E. McLean. Full book available on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Soak-Patrick-McLean/dp/0997832312

The Soak (Sample)

The first three chapters of The Merchant Adventurer by Patrick E. McLean, available on Amazon and Audible. https://www.amazon.com/Merchant-Adventurer-Patrick-McLean/dp/1492973521

The Merchant Adventurer (sample)

A bunch of radio spots I've written and produced throughout my career.

CQC in the Cage --  Sweater Vest Aaah!

Red Bull Flugtag - Woodworker

Red Bull Flugtag - Pizza

Red Bull Flugtag - Garage

Experience Home Entertainment --  Promise

Centura Bank -- Pirate

Centura Bank -- Liars Anonymous

Experience Home Entertainment - Integra

CQC in the Cage --  Hand Towels Aaah

Centura Bank -- Frenchman

Experience Home Entertainment - Fix it

CQC in the Cage -- Company Christmas Party Aaah

Centura Bank -- BadNote

SeaPak Shrimp -- Stealing Shrimp

Experience Home Entertainment - Turn Signal

Asheville - Silence

Time Warner Cable - CSET

Sir Edmund Halley's - Disco

Sir Edmund Halley's - Bison

SeaPak InStoreRadio Chicken - Beef

Seapak - Buffalo Shrimp

Monroe Mall

AAA Travel

AAA Carolinas -- Spare Change

AAA Roadside Assistance

AAA Carolinas -- Windshield Wiper

The first chapter of How to Succeed in Evil: Crazy Psycho Murder Tree.

Crazy Psycho Murder Tree Chapter 1 -- Unstoppable

A sample from the novel "How to Succeed in Evil".  Ebook, paperback and audio versions available on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/How-Succeed-Evil-Patrick-McLean-ebook/dp/B00589W1DM

How to Succeed in Evil Novel Sample

Me trying to get through a funny section of my new book The Mighty Manligator. https://www.amazon.com/Mighty-Manligator-Succeed-Evil-Season-ebook/dp/B08SLH4KGB

The Mighty Manligator -- Speech Impediment Crackup

Patrick McLean

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