"I got a business card. Because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner."

Lady Robot Voice - I got a business card

"I'm a designer and creator of magic. I know how to use every program on Adobe Suite 6 and I taught myself how to code HTML/CSS. Cookies!"

Lady Robot Voice - I'm a designer and creator of magic.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein

Lady Robot Voice - Everybody Is A Genius

"If you like magic, then we have something in common. If you don't, then we have something to talk about."

Lady Robot Voice - If You Like Magic

"The difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'!"

Lady Robot Voice - The Difference Between Try

"Once you realize you can hack anything, then everything suddenly becomes possible." 

Lady Robot Voice - Once You Realize

"It's easy to make fun of stuff. It's cooler to make stuff!" - Kid President

Lady Robot Voice - Its Easy To Make Fun Of Stuff

LRV reminds me to put on my helmet aka Bike Protocol Three.

Lady Robot Voice - Bike Protocol Three

"I like when people tell me I'm not something! 'Cause then I go learn what it takes to be that something. Shout out to the naysayers!"

Lady Robot Voice - Shout Out To The Naysayers

"We are at the frontier of the unknown, staring at the abyss, and yelling at the top of our lungs, "We will not quit." "We will, Live!'"

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