based on my real life internecine actions & asthmaticus

Niigoletto

"We were bored.
we had bitches, but getting bitches was easy.
we wanted to cum up on some money so, fuck it,
we set it off."

- Devine Campbell


"Its okay, Billy thought you were a nigger anyway.
and what is worse than when your biggest fear isn't real?
A malignant life lived for nothing?
and you do not get a thank you, Deviiiiine
even though you told the court "you're welcome."

Now that man's son is on a bunk next to yours
iiiiin jaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
(he choked his bitch instead of you,
just like daddy taught him to) 
AND!
in the shower your paths do  crossssss!
when Westley garrotes you with dental floss "

The Ballad of Devine Campbell, pt.2

do you read the newspaper or, like me, knows someone who does? the front page, obituaries, the weather and sports? what's the score?

The Ballad of Devine Campbell, pt.1

for Snitter.

art work graciously provided by:
https://zombiecare-rotdraws.tumblr.com/

Plauge Dawgz

This track is dedicated to my first love,  the lovely Mahākāla Jones and the chant taught me:

OHIM IGH TCU MON MYT UMM YI

Real Housewives Of The Dalai Lama

Litter Box:   Where you get "the scoop" on cats natural urges straight from Humans, Cat-anthromorphs and felines--




Dear Most Esteemed and Knowledgeable cat lovers, kittiens and pussomorphs,

My male cat(a 2 yr old Chausie) the strange feline known as Fremont Jones, we'll talk for a while and pet each other as he sits on my lap or lies in bed with me, then our eyes meet and..... his genitals pop out! ferocious and purple,  he licks them off, Raw! , purrs and yowls and kneads with his paws(he’s not been declawed)his legs twitching so much, like roadkill having a seizure, that i get scared.  his whole body then locks up while a deep, prolonged, groaning-growl escapes his throat and he spasm spurts all on my face and tits and stomach and  hairy bush and ass where I really start to wonder how long his ejacultation will last!  but what about me? my junk was dry and barely puffy. when do i get off?  Is he insecure?  has he been mistreated?   I’m confused and it’s making me reconsider keeping him.   Please help!

Thanks,

Chief Cat Slave


PAUL NiiG:  Well Chief, i  have decided, after consulting the Jungian archetypal figures of the wise old devil, child's penis, trickster, and the animussy, to answer your letter in a column rather than as a personal reply.  because, we know you’re not the only zoosexual who has had this issue with a lover.  And probably, very few people actually talk about it.  We know a lot of humans tend to be uptight about issues around sexual behavior.  First you must identify what type of zoophile you are:

 Common:
    1.Human-animal role-players
    2.Romantic zoophiles
    3.Zoophilic fantasizers
    
 Hardcore:
    4.Opportunistic zoophiles
    5.Regular zoophiles
    6.Exclusive zoophiles

 Dysfunctional:
    7.Tactile zoophiles
    8.Fetishistic zoophiles
    9.Sadistic bestials

1-3: no worries your an idealist and need to relax.  cats don’t have the same kind of attitudes about sex or genitals as people do. Human attitudes, religious beliefs, family history and life experience tend to bring a lot of emotional baggage to sexual interactions. for cats, sexual behavior is just something that happens donot take it so personal.	

4-6: you might be putting too much pressure on you partner to perform and he's overcompensating.  or your needs are unclear so maybe you should define what you want sexually from Fremont in a way he can understand better.

7-9: Dude!  This may be sexual abuse.  I  know you love you cat or at least think he's hot but sexual abuse can be any form of sexual activity that is unwanted, this includes sexual coercion.  Get out of the house and take a long look at your life tonight.

Comments: 3

Franz von Bayros:   I'd talk to your cat's urologist. Also, veterinary journals suggest the possibility of brain lesions or other neurological problems causing spontaneous erections in cats. This, of course, is extremely rare, and there are probably much less obscure causes for you and your kitty’s frightening selfish, over-the-top sexual responses.

Pawww, shucks:  I was just neutered and a very young kitten so it feels like i have been out of it for 7 lives,  Meeerarrroww-row.  sugar pussy wednesday......  the eternal question..... anyway, but just a sugestion, it’s entirely possible that F.mont could have a foreign object such as a pebble of cat litter or shard of glass, something stuck in the skin that covers his pee-pee which is make him pee-pee tickle-joy-pain.  is there blood in the nut?

realDonaldTrump:  Whatever you do know the strange feline known as Fremont Jones is can’t responding to the bonerz!? environment.  clearly you grab that pussy really good your fingers you love american backside.  the media can’t understand sexual behavior to be..... look, i talked they told me to-- these  people know me.  Trust me!  C'est la vie.  proud PPpp...

Cat Bonerz!?

I quit and vomit.
keep the money, all of it!
i don't want shit!
OK, get a grip.
take your last gasp.
put on the good ass.
this too shall pass.
put on the God mask.
ask what the Koran asks.
me? i'm in to win and taste the skin of every living thing i see.
change appearances to please the dissatisfied clitoral Jekyll and Hyde.
seize until it feels like you have to pee.
at home, in prison, or on TV.

take the ride.
donot stay.
you're older than yesterday.
comb out the gray.
look young. 
lick BBQ sauce off my thumb.
need to get laid.
ham or beef mam?
a robot pretend crying to sad music in back of a 60's conversion van.
the robot's other name is Yao Islam.

(chorus)
the Jolly Green Giant pulls out quick! 
starts jerking-off his zucchini dick. 
he blows, hot! cheddar cheese loads. 

fear, shame, guilt, pain, greed, strife and lies.
quit butt-fucking my wife w/your eyes,
stop! 
resist!
i'll hold you down,
beat your face w/clenched fist,
and break your wrists,
but then we look into each other's eyes and kiss.
i make a wish that i am dead.
you put two bullets in my head.
take off your pants and smack your ass red.

(chorus)

holistic corpuscular diarrhea.
body full of cancer, and Aporia.
a horrible dancer.
step-mother romancer.
go shit yourself, Tony Danza!
a devil on the shoulder or is it an angel?
take it down.
slit its throat and steal its crown. 
drink the blood and shit scabs!!!
interracial grab-bag!!!
open link in new tab.
le petit mourn.
hashtag incest porn

(SCREAMS!!!)

if the Volcano-cane or the Frac-quake don't get yuh, the Tornami will!



this track is dedicated to the memory of Philando Castile

Tornami

i waited as long as i could..... but the Niig needed fed, so it said...

Wellness Check

ITS A TRAP/ WE CAN NEVER GO BACK/ WERE THEY RIGHT LIFE IS NOT THE SAME/ BUT THAT IS THE WAY/ I CANT CHANGE/ YOU HERE ONE DAY/ ETERNITY ALWAYS DISEASE...  HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE!!!
(shaking head chorus)
MY LIFESTYLES MADE FOR PANDEMIC AMD PLAUGE

*President Donald Trump:  "What do you have to lose?..."
                               Answer:     Only my life precious to me.

*https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/15/health/new-french-study-hydroxychloroquine/index.html

PAUL NiiG

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