Paul Nordquist's 2021 album is WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. On 11/12/2021 it will be released and available through most online music stores and streaming services.

The cover illustration is by Ria Sopala (https://pixabay.com/users/pixundfertig-683277/) from Pixabay.

Wrong Answers Only (2021 album)

From the 2021 album WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

Just had a talk with the honey bee
"Oh that woman, she keeps bopping me!
Why she do that thing 
Where she strike my wing?
Tried to explain I am not gonna sting.” 
  
I say, come on now, bee bopping woman,
Leave the bees alone.
Come on, come on, bee bopping woman,
Your heart is made of stone.
Don't be cruel, bee bopping woman.
Nature should be free.
I say, come on, come on now, bee bopping woman,
Can't you let them be?
Let them be.

If I get out of bed at this early hour
To argue with a potted plant,
Who are you to judge?
Who made you the judger?
And after you adjudicate,
You gotta help me move this statue of Madonna.
She is large and made of granite.
She is hard to budge.
I can't even budge her.
You have to help me move this weight.
Wait, wait!

Just got a text from a honey bee.
They say you are causing more misery.
Your bop hasn't stopped, 
But now on top
You're starting to hit them with squee-bee-doo-wop.

I say, come on now, bee bopping woman,
Leave the bees alone.
Come on, come on, bee bopping woman,
Your heart is made of stone.
Don't be cruel, bee bopping woman.
Nature should be free.
I say come on, come on now, bee bopping woman,
Can't you let them be?

Come on now, bee bopping woman,
Leave the bees alone.
Come on, come on, bee bopping woman,
Your heart is made of stone.
Don't be cruel, bee bopping woman.
Nature should be free.
I say come on, come on now, bee bopping woman,
Can't you let them be?
Let them be.

Bee Bopping Woman (album version)

From the 2021 album WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

The henchmen and honchos
Are wearing black ponchos.
If I’m right about the omens,
It’s gonna be a bad day.

The misfits and mystics
Are trading statistics.
It’s gonna be a bad day,
Gonna be a bad day.

It’s a great day for anyone who likes a bad day.
This is your day if you were looking for another sad day.
What a lovely gift for the bad day people!

The shaman from Bremen
Just held up a lemon.
If I’m right about the omens,
Gonna be a bad day.

The Storm Queen from Washington Heights
Is honking and flashing her lights.
It’s gonna be a bad day,
Gonna be a bad day.

It’s a great day for anyone who likes a bad day.
This is your day if you were thinking we could use a sad day.
What a lovely gift for the bad day people!

It’s a great day for anyone who likes a bad day.
This is your day if you were looking for another sad day.
What a lovely gift for the bad day people!

Bad Day People (album version)

From the 2021 album WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

Can you be the fool?
Could you take that role?
Be the fool you wish would come save you
From this clever hole?
Wise men have had their chance
And they screwed it up so bad.

Help me find the fool
Who doesn’t have a clue,
Someone who knows none of the answers —
I think it might be you.
Great leaders read the maps
And they led us straight to hell.

All your messing around,
School days you missed,
Daydreaming in the clouds
Prepared you for this.

You must be the fool
That the world demands,
Someone who knows none of the answers
And does not pretend.
Wise men threw up their hands
’Cause they screwed this up so bad.

Be the Fool (album version)

From the 2021 album WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

I woke up with a gasp in a state of confusion.
Everything was looking glass, and truth was illusion.
Then I learned I was still in a dream, 
I was still in a dream,	I was held in a prison. 
Oh oh oh oh oh
Because prison is the inner wall you place between 
What is and what isn’t, oh!

I stepped over that line,
Then I hopped right back.
I leapt over that line,
I took one step back,
Then I straddled that line,
Then I stepped on a crack,
Then I grabbed that Book of Fact
And I broke its spine.

Next dream starts in a plane on a flight of corruption.
Official is personal gain, with no interruption.
Then I woke up a mess. I woke up. What a mess!
I was Valentine's Monster! 
Oh oh oh oh oh
I tried three times to confess. I tried to confess.
They said "You're an imposter." Oh!

I stepped over that line,
Then I hopped right back.
I leapt over that line,
I took one step back,
Then I straddled that line,
Then I stepped on a crack,
Then I grabbed that Book of Fact
And I broke its spine.
The librarian saw my act and she said “fine!” 
She said “fine!"

Then I woke up a mess. I woke up. What a mess!
I was Valentine's Monster! 
Oh oh oh oh oh
I tried three times to confess. I tried to confess.
They said "You're an imposter." Oh!

I stepped over that line,
Then I hopped right back.
I leapt over that line,
I took one step back,
Then I straddled that line,
Then I stepped on a crack,
Then I grabbed that Book of Fact
And I broke its spine.
The librarian saw my act and she said “fine!” 
She said “fine!"

’Cause I stepped over that line,
Then I hopped right back.
I leapt over that line,
I took one step back,
Then I straddled that line,
Then I stepped on a crack,
Then I grabbed that Book of Fact
And I broke its spine.
The librarian saw my act and she said “fine!” 
She said “fine!"

Valentine's Monster (album version)

From the 2021 album WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

I spell checked it, autocorrected.
Grammar bot says no, no errors detected.

I’m not wrong, wrong wrong wrong.
I’m not wrong, can’t be wrong.

The fire is smoking. The flame is shrinking.
The liar is joking. The joker is winking.

I’m not wrong, wrong wrong wrong.
I’m not wrong, can’t be wrong.

I watched a robot smash through the door locks.
I’m not a robot. I clicked the check box.
The ice is cracking, the ground is shaking,
The trends keep tracking, the dam is breaking.

I spell checked it, autocorrected.
Fact checker says no, no falsehoods detected.

I’m not wrong, wrong wrong wrong.
I’m not wrong, can’t be wrong.
I’m not wrong, wrong wrong wrong.
I’m not wrong, can’t be wrong.
I’m not wrong, wrong wrong wrong.
I’m not wrong, can’t be wrong.

Wrong (album version)

From the 2021 album WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

I love your horrible hat,
That big strange thing on your head.
I just needed to tell you that
I love your horrible hat.

I know some people might wince,
And remind you that you are not Prince,
And say that it makes you look fat,
And say “Take off, take off that,
Take off that horrible hat!”

But I love your horrible hat!
You gotta keep your horrible hat.
It’s okay that it looks like a rat
In a fight to the death with a zombie cat.

Your mother says it is grotesque.
“You should hide in shame under your desk.”
But her argument falls down flat
In the face of your, the face of your,
Face of your horrible hat.

We love your horrible hat!
We love your horrible hat!
Got together to tell you that
We love your horrible hat!

Don’t listen to the fashion shamers!
They will never be hall-of-famers.
Truth is they’re just jealous that
You win the day with your baroque beret,
With your nightmare headwear,
Unspeakably, uniqueably, 
Sign-of-the-apocalypse, freak-o-zoid, horrible hat!

I Love Your Horrible Hat (album version)

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We've team up with Argentinian Pan Flute master and Antara Records founder Alejandro Fatur to bring you Los Andes Pan Flutes. This outstanding collection of four traditional Argentinian pan flutes, exploring a broad key range and variety of chromatic articulations, expressive effects and phrases.

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song number five, written for F.A.W.M February album writing month 

my aim is to write and record 14 songs in 29 days and complete the challenge 

my recordings are very basic and lofi at moment,  but I my keep them that way... it's quite raw, but hey... it's real! what do you think? would you like to hear fuller versions of the songs?

created using an ipad and a shure MV5 mic 

Why why why

Siel Flow captures the nostalgia of an iconic 80s synthesizer, making it a must-have for genres like vaporwave, chillwave, nu-disco, funk, and those unforgettable Saturday morning cartoon themes.

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Bah & the Humbugs are back with this fervent prayer for season precipitation.

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You asked me if I wanted to come over. In the gap before answering, I thought, here’s the thing: I could look for parking, wonder "is it something I ought to be sparking?"

I could spin the block, revel in the knowledge that it’s never going to look the same the next time I go round, I let out a sound, I open my eyes and look down at you.

That’s when I realized I never answer

I guess I come off uncouth. I’ve never been all that smooth.
You trust me awkward. You wouldn’t have me any other way.

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Thawing into motion, ever rising to the breaking point

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Songwriter, producer, keyboards, vocals, and sometimes guitar and bass. Member of Bah & the Humbugs. Songwriting teacher/coach. Composer of theme songs, musicals, film soundtracks, meditation music.

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