The prologue to The Axe & Grindstone by Paul Phipps-Williams, PUBLISHED BY BAD PRESS iNK.

Ladies and Gentlemen, last orders please.
Seriously, this could be your last ever order…

Have you ever fancied running a pub?

What about two pubs?

And what if they were in different dimensions?

Enter Mark Adams who is in serious need of a pint.

Now the fabled Landlord of Peacebattle, he’s the only person who can stop the world from screaming for the rest of time.

But why chose a loser to save the world? What is the truth at the heart of the Binding Brothers’ dark religion and the monsters who thrive in its heart? And will Mark survive long enough to remember the most important advice of his entire career:

Don’t scream.

Whatever you do.

Don’t scream.

The Axe & Grindstone - Prologue

Paul Phipps-Williams