Here comes the heap out of the deep
half man, half beast - a hybrid freak

A World War One Ace, with a will to survive
crashed in a swamp, where he then died

Wanted by the nazis x 4

Twenty years past, he'd come back to life
In prank of nature, he was revived

Von Emmelman was of foggy mind
Recalling only flashes of life left behind

Wanted by the nazis x 2

over the decades his body decayed
neither animal nor man is on display

Ricky Wood x 3

His sidekick came with a toy plane
Buried alive with a pearl necklace

God bless the golden age

A Rotting Mass Of Vegetation Wanted By The Nazis

From the album "Think About the Big Things in Life" - https://johnnycashpoint.bandcamp.com/album/think-about-the-big-things-in-life

Obi-Wan's a Jedi with a Padawan
Anakin's a little boy who don't like sand
Yoda is nine hundred years old, kind of green
Kylo Ren is Ben Solo and kind of mean

Jar Jar is a Gungan and he's from the lake
Han Solo is a smuggler and a roguish rake
R2 is a droid who we all adore
Chewie is a...

Leia is a mother and can use the Force
Lando is a man who you can trust, of course
Watto is a merchant who's got little wings
Luke can do seemingly all sorts of things

Meet hot Stormtroopers in your area ... (SOLO)

Threepio's a lovely little golden man
Snoke is kind of difficult to understand
Palpatine's the Emperor, he's the top brass
Padmé's gonna kick some diplomatic arse

Those are all the characters you need to know
There are some more you'll get to see as you go
So better start watching before I say
All the other hundreds of characters in this expansive nine-episode saga that takes place in a galaxy far, far away...
I should get out more!

Star Wars List Song (Featuring Pooka)

Hello, hello, Dirty Barry's here, 
Hello, hello, hello!

Where have I been?  Well out on the scene
Getting Dam high on sexy windolene
Down to the docks, and in the WCs
 - all my usual haunts, where I get to be me
Then across the canals, I heard your tuneful crooning
Got me so excited, I started full-on drooling
Found I had fallen outside your door
Covered with sweat and a little bit more

Dirty Barry came to do his dance
With your brand new washing machine`
Oh, It never even stood a chance
And now it will never come clean

Broke in your house 'cos you were out working
Slipped on your panties and got down to twerking
Then I gave your private wardrobe a battering
Have to say your assless chaps arent very flattering
I'll be gone when you're home, so in case you're asking
Yes, You may need a new wastepaper basket 
- sorry about that ...

Dirty Barry came to do his dance
With your brand new washing machine`
Oh, It never even stood a chance
And now it will never come clean

Hello, hello!  Oh!  Is it time to go?
Well, Dirty Barry was here

Barry Was Here

'Signs of Life' Day 4
Drum hit sampled from Soft Play's 'Isaac is Typing'
   
This song no longer exists
I wrote it when I was pissed
Recorded it straight away
Thought that it sounded okay

Woke up in the morning
Felt somewhat appalling
Went and listened to it
Realized that it was shit

So I deleted it
Wiped it immediately
Oh, My drunken masterpiece
this song no longer exists
 
Was my hangover that bad or
Or was it the song got away?
Probably a bit of both but
The doubt haunts me to this day

Signs of Life 2

This Song No Longer Exists

Signs of Life 2, Day ??
Photo taken In Whitstable, East Kent on 15/2/25

Oysters are delicious but greed makes all humans vicious
- Capitalist dream in microcosm!
Count your pounds and pence, and if you still  need defence
Erect electric fences, if you’ve got ‘em.

Proprietorial plaques, shows a total lack of
Anything near to humility.
Only in East Kent would they pick an argument
With the tide of the Thames estuary!

You’re taking them for free, making money out the sea
Seems to me fishery’s being precious -
Now they have gone too far, with the implicit slander
That all & any strangers are malicious, but

Folk aren’t gathered round ,glancing hungrily down -
The Incoming tide’s your guilty party!
There’s no-one around, unless they go to ground
on the weekends, around here it is empty.

Midnight picnic on the beach, we’ll avoid your tidal bore.
We will get some mignonette, eat oysters straight from source, oysters from the beach.

Were gonna eat oysters from the beach,
Oysters from off of Whitstable beach …

*gulp* *slurrrp*


Johnny Cashpoint