The very first episode of Tea with P, aren't you special for listening? Thank you, and enjoy the next twenty minutes that you'll never get back. Hosted by the absolutlely terrbile Pavel Georgiev Karabelov, with special guest, Gavin Patchett.

Tea With P Episode 1 with Gavin Patchett

Yes, after a very, very, very long time the second coming (also known as Tea with P Episode 2) has arrived. But wait, you absolutely terrible host you say. That says Tea with P Episode 2 2.0. Yes, it does. I am such talented host that I allowed the program to shut and lose all recording. Go me! Joining me on this waste of time is the one, the only, Jamie Lannister. Oops, scratch that, Jamie Murray. The budget wasn't high enough I'm told. Anyhow, I hope you are able to enjoy this horrendous mess of a podcast. I would recommend pairing this with a nice white fish and a few slams of your head to the wall. Then eat some Ice Cream. Ice cream makes everything better.

Tea With P Episode 2 2.0

Oh, dear, who allowed me to create yet another one of these horrendous podcasts? Well, it seems that the foolish people I have brainwashed are still under my spell, so I am not yet rendered obsolete in this fast-moving world, where you must always be improving and creating something new to simply stay in stride with the growing pace of consumerism and capitalism, and we all fall victim to it, with only the few who can evade it, yet even they succumb to the slow disease of time. Woah, that's bleak. So I got the cheerfullest freshman around, or should I say freshwoman, Rowena Mielock, or Rowens for short to brighten things. Give a hand for someone who is actually worth listening to, and maybe, just maybe, she'll make it worth your time. Ah, who am I kidding? You'll never get these twenty-nine minutes and one second back. And yes, I'm so pretentious I spelled it out rather than simply putting the numerals in numerical form. I won't even call them numbers. Why are you still reading this? Get out while you still can. There is nothing for you here. Do you simply want to suffer? Then, by all means, be my guest.

Tea With P Episode 3

Why hello random reader who chose to read the description. You, yes you, give yourself a hand. *Clap-Clap* You just clapped, didn't you? How weird must that have been to the people around you? Or wait, maybe you didn't? Wait, you're confusing me, did you clap? Did you subscribe to PewDiePie? Why is it that I'm asking all these very personal questions? It's not like you can answer. It's not like you'd want to answer. I'm sorry. I'm writing this after a long day of swimming and just being on my feet, and I am just trying to channel that into a positive way, but by now I just can't. My face is permanently stuck in a cynical, singular, eyebrow raise. By now I am not even paying attention to what I'm writing, my hands are just typing what is passing through my mind. I had a nice dinner, it was barbecued Vietnamese pork with great egg rolls. The sauce was kind of spicy, but also sort of sweet. Really threw me for a loop, I'm pretty white so I can't handle any spice at all, sometimes salt is too much. Once I had too much salt on some meat, and I sneezed. Really weird. Then my tongue felt rough. The same thing happens when I swim in a pool with too much chlorine. I feel like my tongue is sandpaper. I'm sorry, where are my manners. Joining me on this Episode of P, as I forgot I was recording it and didn't have enough time to get Tea,  is the wonderful, four foot tall Casey McKay, and the freshman, Andrew Jakab. (Does that work, did I make the overused, funny joke? Ok, good) And yes, I'm sorry, I didn't listen to your suggestion, and sadly I am still continuing to host this miserable mess of a show. So, I, Pavel Georgiev Karabelov, present to you, Tea with P Episode 4. Happy holidays, whether that be Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwansa, or whatever, I'm sure there are more. Oh, and shoutout to my main man Stu Madden. Love ya man.

Tea With P Episode 4

T'was the night before finals, and all through the school, every student was sweating, with a few even fretting. Their books were all open, their notes on the floor, all in the hope they would keep this information stored. The computers were dead, the wifi was down, an everyday occurrence, SA in a blackout. Alright, I can't write any more ryhmes. I'm not Theodor Giesel, or Marshal Matthers. But I am someone who can ask pretty dumb questions, and answer them in turn, and if you think that's your (WAIT FOR IT) cup of tea (BUDUM TISSS!) than this episode is for you. From Chess, to parkour, to Jar-Jar Binks, we cover everything you might want to listen too. Except the reason for life. I'm saving that for a future episode. Until then, please, I implore you to listen to Rowan and I speak like two old grandmothers at tea time. And also, if you are so inclinced, leave a coment, and listen to Pack Chat with Jack. Ciao

Pavel Karabelov