A brief Metta introduction for the Namast-baes <3 Let's have an awesome 50 day challenge! :D

Metta 1

First things first we the Goatsmen
Anybody hate, fuck around and we choke them
We do it all day
Promise that you are not safe if you get in our way
Do not dismay
We are the saviors of places near you and in planes far away
Heroes they say
So let me list names in the roster of Goatsmen thats roaming today

First off Captain Tordick
Hardcore motherfucker with a plume that’s gorgeous
He might be four 
the four under four thats most likely to turn you to fuck shit souffle
He’s flying and flinging the lightning like rain
Way that he fight is just fucking insane
A soul of gold, the hero of Spire Keep
Four year old bird that will make all the bitches weep
Next up it’s Ymir
Ymir hitting with Historia, oh dear,
Her strike is stunning
Sly spy in the shadows sever spine like nothing
Low-key, high Ki, killing with the Ki Points
Bacon, eggs,  beer, real nice.
Fucks Marcus Up, precise
Putting baddies bodies on ice

You know Corbie’s next
Sexy sorceress with giant breasts
The best
Spellslinger, actress, scene
Shadowfell and the Raven Queen
Fuck the shadar kai’
Cloud of daggers from on high
As you fry 
Magic carpet in the sky
and say goodbye
as they fucking die.



Next up Mereum Strix
Sick Gith, kill shit, a degenerate git
With nary a whit
Of empathy in emptying slits
Rain blood, roast brain like i dont give a shit
Bitch, polish my silver sword
slice gut, gut neck, nick astral chord
I’m wary, I parry em
River stix gonna ferry em
Mereum carry em to the cemetery to bury em

Bitch, we are the GOATs
Greatest of all time n heroes of note
We used to travel by Spike and by Goat
Now watch us sail as the Gemingo Float

Saving Corellia, Te Bara’s vengeance
Defeat the drow, menzoberranzan ended

Friends of Mar’Wan, gnomes and the little guys
Rest in peace Laurenth, Vendigo, Gemini
Sending our love, see you on the other side
Till then stay vigilant GOATS on the Standby

North South West East
Fist Up Wheels Greased
Prepare Hero’s Feast
Cause when you’re gonna face the ice cream beast DECEASED

Pax Lillin