08 Sense Of Humour

I met you in a club when I was out in town,
Your eyes so bright, your hair long and brown,
I don't think I've ever met a girl like you,
I wanna have your babies but you only like ladies.

I bought you a beer and you smiled at me,
When I tried to smile back I went weak at the knees,
I opened my mouth but all that I could say was,
"If I was a woman, I would happily be gay,

I look around this club and I see,
why I feel so misunderstood,
I'm not only barking up the wrong tree,
I'm in the wrong wood

We talked about Paul Newman and the stars of the westerns,
And all I could think was "I want to undress you"
The penny's just dropped, I think I'm in the wrong bar,
Ba black sheep Miss Muffet's snogging Bo Peep.

And when you went to leave, I begged you to stay,
But I knew by then you didn't swing my way,
Show me some love and  I'll give you my soul,
But no amount of make-up can make me look like Cheryl Cole

You said "Thank you for the drink, you're a really sweet guy"
And then you kissed me on the cheek and I waved you goodbye,
You said "I've had a great night and I don't want to offend,
I was gonna take your number, but I'd rather have your girlfriends,
So you left me on the street and I watched you go,
And right at that point I felt oh so low,
If I go out next week, I'll call my sisters friend Dan,
'Cos I'll probably have more luck if I try for a gay man!

I look around this club and I see,
why I feel so misunderstood,
I'm not only barking up the wrong tree,
I'm in the wrong wood



Wrong Wood (for Beth)

Experimental track using just acoustic guitar, double bass, beatbox and vocal

Jen's Song (Easy Street)

Acoustic Guitar, double bass and beatbox with the awesome vocal of Jemma Kibble. A little tester for the new album "The 21 Club"......... 

Wannabe Hasbeen

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Written for my sisters 21st birthday.... she tends to get a bit......"shirty" when she has had a few

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