Name: Aardvark by Punch Drunk Monkey Club
Duration: 1 min 57 s
Description: First ever Punch Drunk Monkeys recording.

@chrisliving: Yeaah, this was created when I, the bassist, couldn't play even slightly complicated bass lines, so we went for an easy punk style bass line! :P

Feel Good Inc. (Cover)

Rock/Indie/Punk stuff - A new PDMC song "Images of You" recorded live at Castle House, Banbury for The Strummer Room Project Presents... 28th February 2014

Thank you to Paul Readman for the recording

PUNCH DRUNK MONKEY CLUB - Images Of You (live)

New track "Feelin' Alright" debuted at Castle House, Banbury - 28th February 2014

Thank you to Paul Readman for the recording

PUNCH DRUNK MONKEY CLUB - Feelin' Alright (live)

First ever Punch Drunk Monkeys recording.

Aardvark


Wizard Sleeve 
Urban Dictionary Definition:

When I female's private region has been so badly abused, it hangs limply like the sleeve of a wizard's robe.

Example:

Why katie what a big wizard sleeve you have, well Tom, when you're as old and have had as much sex as i have, thats what happens

A long time ago, a few people I knew had a contest to write lyrics for a song. It had to be about Wizard Sleeves. I won. I do not know if I should be proud of that?

Wizard Sleeves 
The term Wizard Sleeves......well.......google it. It refers to female genitalia that has not........held form.....due to maximum usage over the years. Had a contest with a few people that had to write a song about this. I won. Not sure if that is something to be proud of?

Wizard Sleeves    
     
I wanna be what’s up your   
Wizard sleeves    
Work your magic     
Al over me    
     
Lookin good    
looking good    
in your Wizards robe    
In your Wizards robe    
is where I wanna probe   
use my staff    
use my staff    
run it up yo calf    
girl does that tickle    
make you wanna laugh   
from down here you’re the prettiest girl in  
the land I see you’re bearded like Merlin  
and yo yo  baby for what it is worth  
Don't no one own a lawn mower in Middle Earth 
Im all man baby, but I aint braggin  
My walking stick is taller than Bilbo Baggins 
I gave Frodo a ring    
he said he will be by later   
he got something for ya   
gonna drop it in your crater   
but back to me    
I just can not conceive   
what you could be hiding up your Wizards sleeves 
     
yeah     
uh-huh     
I wanna know what’s up your Wizard sleeves 
yeah     
uh-huh     
I wanna be whats up your Wizards sleeves  
     
your cape     
and scepter    
got me erector    
got me erector    
need a metal detector    
think I lost my keys    
think I lost my keys    
lost inside     
in those      
Wizards sleeves    
So I kneel down beside your well and  
try and find those keys that just fell in     
I holler in, I holler back at me   
along with others voices I can not see  
yelling plenty of room, do you have a hand to lend 
to get me out hope you brought a friend  
hold his feet    
dangle him inside    
there is a whole crew down here   
some have already died   
from my guess    
many skeeves and theives   
been lost up in those Wizards sleeves  
     
You are Mystacal    
Dark Magical    
With that Evil Sorceress Vagical   
All across the land, statues be erectin’  
from what those Wizard Sleeves be protectin’ 
your castle walls, first line of defense  
make all the villagers start pitchin’ tents  
gonna penetrate your walls if I stay on course 
once I jump inside my Trojan horse  
make you open them floodgates and let my army in 
goin where all them others been   
now that I am inside, I can not believe  
I wanted inside these Wizard Sleeves  
     
No Doubt     
Get me out   


Wizard Sleeves - Play at your own risk

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Rich Sunday - Did You Wanna Say

Creep - Radiohead Cover

Another Life
by me.

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"Let's talk about the elephant in the room,
Out in the open now we've nothing left to lose,
Let's reveal our secret identities, 
I'll pretend to be you if you pretend to be me,
I think that I could do without the doom and gloom,
Your paranoia shakes the window like a sonic boom,
You could call it an identity crisis,
But I'll admit that I secretly like this,

I wanna live another life with you,
I'll see you in another life,
Join me in another life,
I'll see you in another when I'm lying to you.

Wrap my brain in cellophane and I present it to you,
Not like I use it, so just see what you can do,
Maybe you could put into a deep-freeze,
Bring it back to the world when the elephant leaves,
Fast forward to a time when you're no longer you,
And I'm no longer me, and we can be something new,
We'll say goodbye to our identity crisis, 
And die of boredom 'cause we secretly liked it,

I wanna live another life with you,
I'll see you in another life,
Join me in another life,
Join me in another lie,
I'll see you in another life,
I'll see you and another, and I'll be lying to you."

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Another Life

Cover of Johnny Cash's version of Hurt (Originally by Nine Inch Nails). Composed on my keyboard (Yamaha PSR-E413) on five tracks and recorded in Audacity.

Hurt

Short cover of the Tetris theme recorded on my keyboard.

Tetris

Punch Drunk Monkey Club are based in Banbury. The current line-up being formed in 2012. The band have been prolifically writing and performing their own brand of indie/rock ever since. With performances in and around Oxfordshire, playing the main stage at BodFest'13; and various pubs in Banbury & Oxford.



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