Whatever you do, don't go to Burning Man! 
It'll wreck your life, 
It'll torch your plans, 
Just stay at hoooooooooome, 
and keep your head down. 
Whatever you do, don't go to Burning Man, 
Don't Go to Burning Man, 
DON'T GO to Burning, Burning Man!

Don't Go To Burning Man

The Peacock Brothers have been dropping comedy bombs for more than 3 decades. With a combined 83 years of Burning Man related exploits, everyone agrees they are a trusted authority on the matter. Raised by north Asian camel herders in Soviet Canukistan, the brothers relied on personal connections to President Donald Trump to lubricate their quasi-legal immigration to America. God Bless America, but don't go to Burning Man. Seriously, don't go. You've been warned.

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