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[Intro]
Man, I dunno, I still fuck with white dudes the most.
Let me tell you about something I really fuck with.
Big, black, n***a balls, HD. (HD)
N***a balls, n***a balls. (HD, HD)

[Verse 1]
N***a balls, n***a balls, 
Real tall, dick small, 
Big enough where your bitch has gotta crawl,
N***a balls, n***a balls.

HD, yeah, don't fuck around with me,
Imma touch you in your beans,
Imma suck up on your penis,
Smoking shit from Venus. (God, can you believe this?)

[Chorus]
Balls, lemme lick them balls,
It's a Penis Brawl, 
Buddy drop them drawls,
It's a Penis Brawl.

Lemme lick yo balls,
Imma make you fall,
When I hear you call,
It's a Penis Brawl.

[Verse 2]
Beds squeak, legs weak,
High key, gay streak, (yas)
Drawls down? Sneak peak,
Want dick? Better squeak. (uhh)

Balls hanging low on the ground I can't keep them up,
Cover his dick with a Fruit Roll-Up™,
Every drop of cum you know Imma savor,
He look down at me, he like - What's the flavor?

[Chorus]
Balls, lemme lick them balls,
It's a Penis Brawl, 
Buddy drop them drawls,
It's a Penis Brawl.

Lemme lick yo balls,
Imma make you fall,
When I hear you call,
It's a Penis Brawl.

[Outro]
Man, what the fuck are we doing with our lives? (laughter)
Balls.
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This shit is a certified "Penis Pusher" classic.

Penis Brawl

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[Verse 1]
Climb on his dick & he call me a spider,
Shooting his web, he's Tobey Maguire.
Drinking his cum like hot apple cider,
He's spreading my cheeks like a booty divider.

I suck his big dick,
His name is Big Rick.
He's got a sick trick,
It's like a chick-flick.

He said we should switch places,
I touch pookie dark places.
He said he don't want the fake shit,
I said "Okay honey, say less!"

I got that big dick, 
My name is Big Rick.
Touch up his man-clit,
Squirt on the blanket.

[Chorus]
Better watch out cause Big Rick on yo' ass, 
He open yo' mouth like a large mouth bass.
You cannot hide he will find you in class,
He comes up to you and says "OPEN THAT ASS!"

Better watch out cause Big Rick on your ass, 
The biggest you've seen he will always surpass.
He touch you real slow but make you cum fast,
He runs up to you and says "OPEN THAT ASS!"

[Verse 2]
Black, Hispanic, Asian, 
I'm always down for gay men.
I bust all on their faces, 
I'm speed running the bases.

Big Rick don't got no patience, 
Eat pussy like the Haitians.
His body'll leave you chagrined, 
His dick is your covalence.

Big Rick is my Diddy, uh, I mean daddy,
You wanna get freaky just give him the addy.
He clappin' yo' cheeks like his name is Paddy,
He whip out that shit, & you see a fatty.

His hands all up on me, I think I might faint,
You might think you ready, but oh no you ain't.
He will pull up on you, & you lick his taint,
You might think that's gross but he has no complaint.

[Chorus]
Better watch out cause Big Rick on yo' ass, 
He open yo' mouth like a large mouth bass.
You cannot hide he will find you in class,
He comes up to you and says "OPEN THAT ASS!"

Better watch out cause Big Rick on your ass, 
The biggest you've seen he will always surpass.
He touch you real slow but make you cum fast,
He runs up to you and says "OPEN THAT ASS!"
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This shit is a certified Penis Pushers classic.

Big Rick

LYRICS
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[Intro]
Hey man, it's FreakBob.

[Verse 1]
FreakBob munchin' on my shit like a corn cob,
Last night spent gettin' crunk off the damn Bob.
Slurpin' my shit so gross like a fuckin' slob,
He do this shit err'day like a corporate job.

Whisper in his ear "Can I get that recipe" (no),
Then I'm hitting from behind yelling "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
Head without teeth call that cosmetic dentistry,
FreakBob so fine I'm so into him sexually.

Too many holes to play with I don't need more,
Last sesh got me shook to the damn core.
I'mma just take him to the off-shore,
He's so freaky there's just too much to fall for.

Stupid bitch Sandy always tryna be a thot whore,
Already told her I don't fuck with girls no more.
Larry the Lobster the way I'm always scoring,
Your man is Squilliam, that bitch always boring.

[Chorus]
FreakBob, he'll touch your bum (bum),
FreakyBob. 
FreakBob, you cannot run (run),
FreakBob.

[Interlude]
FB - It's FreakBob
PP - Uh, hey, FreakBob. I-it's me, Penis Pusher. I-I don't really know how to say this, but... I-I think I'm in love with you. Uh, you don't have to say it back... I'm sorry.

[Verse 2]
He's fuckin' on my ass like he a big ape,
Lookin' out the window see a sandy landscape.
My mouth covered up with mother fuckin' scotch tape,
He nuttin' on my back & this sheet is a damn cape.

You never have to doubt that my love is unrequited,
My stupid confession's got my dickings diminished.
FreakBob's moved onto another now I'm finished,
Fish in the sea but who will wash my dishes?

Cumming too much shooting blanks like an air gun,
He said my performance is next to none.
Bounce on his dick like he a stepson,
Put his dick on the scale that shit's a metric ton.

FreakBob on me,
I'mma cover him in my Jellyfish Jam.
FreakBob on me,
I'mma flip him & snort a 'notha fuckin' gram.

[Chorus]
FreakBob, he'll touch your bum (bum),
FreakyBob. 
FreakBob, you cannot run (run),
FreakBob.

FreakBob, he'll touch your bum (It's the best day ever),
FreakyBob. 
FreakBob, you cannot run (It's the best day ever),
FreakBob.

[Outro]
It's FreakBob.
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This shit has been certified by the Penis Pusher corporation.

FreakBob

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[Intro]
No fucking way.
You cannot use the Double Gulp cup for the fucking Slurpee.
Double Gulp, Double Gulp.
No fucking way.

[Verse 1]
Charming the snake that's up in his pants,
I'm like, "Hell nah, I ain't got no plans."
Five hundred Rupee for a fucking lap dance? (Six dollars?)
Bitch, eat my fucking ass.

All the hot gay men bust it down in Bangalore,
Then I'm busting down your door, saying "Where the fuck's that whore?"
Touchin' up these dudes, you know it's my fucking hobby,
Spread his little cheeks, tonight, we eat Punjabi.

[Chorus]
Your man is in love with the way I ride it,
You know you are gay don't try to fight it.
Tell all your boy toys to give me a holler,
I'll eat his ass like it's Tiki Marsala.

Your man is in love with the way I ride it,
You know you are gay don't try to fight it.
Tell all your boy toys to give me a holler,
I'll eat his ass like it's Tiki Marsala.

[Verse 2]
I'm in Kolkata, flow smooth like butter,
And I'm in your man's rear end cooking hot like summer.
Let's make it clear, his dick disappear,
Inside my mouth now I'm cleaning out his foreskin paneer.

Gay for fourteen years, you can call me Lord Rama,
I don't fuck with women because they be causin' drama.
Two hands on his shoulders, two hands on his hips,
You might have a problem with that but I'm just like Shiva; I've got six.

[Chorus]
Your man is in love with the way I ride it,
You know you are gay don't try to fight it.
Tell all your boy toys to give me a holler,
I'll eat his ass like it's Tiki Marsala.

Your man is in love with the way I ride it,
You know you are gay don't try to fight it.
Tell all your boy toys to give me a holler,
I'll eat his ass like (Do not redeem!)
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This shit graduated from Penis Pusher high.

Big Rick

Penis Pushers

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