Lift up your head; wipe off that fake smile
Let me put a real one on your beautiful face
I know that you got what you thought you wanted
But can’t you see this is your proper place?

Suddenly Seymour is laying beside you
You don’t have to change; don’t have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour is here to provide you
With complete understanding
Seymour’s your friend.”

“I will admit that your sex is much better
and you really know how to make me grin
but you can’t ignore all the times that we fought
and no matter how I tried, I just never could win

But suddenly Seymour is laying beside me
What have I got myself into?
Is this really okay?
But honestly, Seymour, can you really provide me
everything I need?
Or will this end again?

Edna, you must go with what your heart says
You can’t listen to that thing in your head

Please understand that I live a new life now
and anything we had is very much dead
But Suddenly Seymour, has come to revive me
Suddenly Seymour, he showed me myself
He showed me who I am and what I need
You understand me, unlike Flanders, you understand me
Seymour’s my man!

Suddenly Seymour (Parody of Little Shop of Horrors song)

Maybe this world is full of
Slithering snakes and deceiving devils 
In this world it's hard to know
Who to trust

Corrupted big shots climbing higher
Showing off their shiny medals
In this world it's hard to know
Who to trust

But trust me
It's not worth it 
Sitting at the top
Might have been fun
But when
It's all over
He may still be number one
But you'll be a zero

Creeping up from the shadows
Come a million more lies
In this world the lies are
What keeps you at the top

Then comes unfaithful cheating 
But you can't put up a fight
'Cause he's got the money 
That's keeping you at the top

But trust me
It's not worth it
Sitting at the top
Might have been fun 
But when 
It's all over
He may still be number one 
But he'll see you as a zero

Maybe this world is full of
Creeps and liars with their bullshit
But you've got to rise up to the top

You don't deserve any of this 
You know that you know better
You've got to know just 
When to stop

Trust me
You can do this
Get out of this world
Before it comes undone
Follow your dreams 
Make your own world
You can come out being number one
And he'll be a zero

You can be a hero
Rescue yourself
From this world 
Show him just what 
You're made of, girl

Rescue

yea I just am using an instrumental karaoke background thing.

You Were Meant For Me (Jewel Cover)

Union Strike Folk Song (The Simpsons COVER)

My cover of "I'm the Bad Guy" from Wander over Yonder.

I'm the Bad Guy (Wander Over Yonder COVER)

Isabella's Birthday Song (Acapella  Phineas and Ferb COVER)

Evil Love (Phineas and Ferb COVER)

You were not first choice or my second
you were not my third or fourth or fifth
the only reason that I ended up with you
was you had started to make me sick

the way you tried and tried and tried
wasn't cute
it actually made me want to puke
but after a while I figured,
what's the use?

So I said I do
and we tied the knot
I married you
I thought, why not?
I was bound to you 
for the rest of my life 
and let me know tell you 
that's a really long time

A thousand years later
we are still here
Well, we're not going anywhere
We've had many children 
grow up and die before we our eyes
Their funerals were lovely, 
weren't they dear?

They say it is not fair
that they have to die
and we get to live on
Well, I have learned
with experience
that living forever is a yawn

I'm starting to regret 
When I said I do
and we tied the knot
When I married you
I thought, why not?
I was bound to you 
for the rest of my life 
and let me know tell you 
that's a really long time


Marriage is til death do us part,
I watched many husbands go
And well, dear Victor, you 
cannot die
as we know, neither can I

We could make the best of living forever
but you're always in your lab
we never do anything together
our life is just sad

So, Dracula will come around 
once in a while
He'll give me what you don't
and sometimes make me smile

Gotta make the best of this 
curse you thrust on me
your plan succeeded you 
you got me
I hope you're happy

I said I do
and we tied the knot
I married you,
I thought, Why not?
You are bound to me
For the rest of your life
I hope you're happy with your wife
Forever is a long time




I Said I Do (Forever Is A Long Time) [Frankenhole Inspired Original Song)

My Lullaby (Lion King II Acapella Cover)

Chains on Me (Phineas and Ferb COVER)

Langtree's Lament (Over the Garden Wall COVER)

ignore the vocalizing part, I didn't really remember the tune exactly there pfff

Angel Down (ACAPELLA LADY GAGA COVER)

Sorry about sound of the car passing by in the middle of the recording :/

A-Okay (Mars Argo COVER)

Music in the Treetops (MLP ACAPELLA COVER)

Lyrics:
it's a dog eat dog world out there
but we're gonna make it, i swear
in this world of men, we gotta play by their rules
play the game, though we're really playing them for fools

but to be successful in this world, as a woman
you gotta keep biting back, keep the retaliation comin'
you gotta stroke their ego, make them think they're the boss
but they're not

 if you wanna be successful, follow me
do as i do, think like i think, and you'll see
it's a dirty business, but it's worth it
i'll rise to the top and they'll just be dirt

yes,these men are pigs, that's true
but we have looks for weapons that we ought to use
give them what they want so they will listen
it's not demeaning if we're cheating to win

to be successful and rich
strike a pose, be a cold hard bitch

Dog Eat Dog World (F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

lyrics:
fourteen year old boy
can't get no chicks
everything excites your dick
just wanna have sex with a girl
don't care which
but did it have to be the girlfriend
of your neighbor Vic?
But it's not your fault
No it's not your fault
Fourteen year old boy
you got your chick
But was it really worth it?
You feel guilty as fuck
You have got some awful luck
But just push it down
Yeah push those feelings down
It'll be okay
It's just how it goes
Push it down
Push those feelings down
It'll all go away
It'll be okay
Fourteen year old boy

Fourteen Year Old Boy (A F Is For Family Inspired Original Song)

Your dreams got put on hold
your dreams got put on hold
for a bouncing baby boy
and then along came two other bundles of joy

you had to raise a family
and  that is not easy
but you got your co-pilot by your side
you gotta make sure you treat her right
but you gotta  let her steer sometimes

it's a team effort, get off your high horse
we know you're a man, of course, of course
but she's just as capable as you
just let her do what she's gotta do

you'll get to your dreams
yeah you'll get to your dreams
you just gotta raise those kids, is all
even though they make you wanna put them through a wall

Money's tight, food is scarce
You fight with your wife
make your kids scared
Life is hard, you keep telling them
but you'll always get up and do it again

Co-Pilot (A F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

you went out to buy some cigarettes
it's been a while now but you've 
got good reason, I bet

me and momma's doing fine
she's a stripper and I'm
beating kids up for a dime

one day I know you'll walk through that door
and say 'man, that line sure was long at the cigarette store'
we'll forgive you and it'll all be okay
I hope you're having a good father's day

Papa….Papa…
We're doing fine…
Do we ever cross your mind?
Papa….

Waitin' on Papa (A Simpsons/Nelson Muntz Inspired Original Song)

If I called to wish you a happy father's day
would you even answer anyway?
Or would your new wife answer the phone?
Come on, dad, pick up, I know you're home

I don't want to talk to your wife
I refuse to let her into my life
she's not my mom and she'll never be
she's just some japanese bitch you married

if she answers i'm hanging up
call me petty but I just don't give a fuck

actually i'll just send you a card
i'll have someone pick it out like you did my birthday card
happy fucking father's day, father
love your irritated daughter

Happy Fucking Father's Day (A F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

Mama can't remember what your age is
Mama can't remember what your face is like
You've got talent but she doesn't see it
If your band got famous she wouldn't believe it

You see kids with mothers who cook them nice meals
You'd be lucky if yours tossed you a banana peel
will she ever notice you? Probably not 'cause
She's too busy drinking vodka

but you don't need her
you've got your friends
you've got your drums
and you've got your band

and there's always jackie kennedy
she's so sad, your favorite first lady
you're gonna be okay, Bolo
You don't have to impress anyone, oh no
Just keep living life
you're so young
try not to think about your asshole mom

Young and Neglected (A F Is For Family Inspired Original Song)

wrote this in response to the people on twitter who thought the dog died for some reason. he's alive!!!

lyrics:
she fed him some ice cream
some people thought he was dead
I don't know why
Evidence suggested otherwise
he's alive
and kickin'
and humpin'
in the kitchen
he's alive
and kickin'
and humpin' family members 
in the kitchen

Major's Not Dead (A F is for Family inspired Original Song)

victor
you're as pretty as a picture
sorry if my eyes glance down below
but you're just so generous in that area, you know

remember back when you were at eisenhower high?
and a certain lunch lady caught your eye?
you became my special helper after school
we definitely broke one or two rules

Remember how we cleaned the kitchen together?
Gotta say you look really good in leather
To be blunt, i fucked the shit outta you
i know you felt lucky to get to screw me

you probably bragged to all your friends
i can't blame you 'cause i'm obviously a ten

well you're not so bad yourself

victor
you're as pretty as a picture
sorry if i keep staring down below
but it's just so.... big

Remember When? (An F Is For Family Inspired Original Song)

being a woman
in a man's world
being a woman
in general

gotta make sure that tv dinner's
on their plates
hope it's not the one
that your husband hates
if he is not satsified
his temper will show
and someone just may cry
and you know it'll probably be you
yeah it'll probably be you

every day is just the same
stay at home mom life so plain
that's what you're expected to do 
and honey i sympathize with you
children will scream, husbands will yell
threaten to put them thru the wall
time keeps going when you're alone and
you're feeling so small
what's your purpose? what's your mission?
it feels like there is something missing

well

hobbies you have recycled are getting old
you are sick and tired of being told
what to do, what not to do
you are an individual, you are you
if there's something you want
you go and take it
there's a new place for women
and we're gonna make it

husband may not like it at first
but trust me there are things far worse
than a woman getting a career
he is just going to have to hear you out

It won't be easy but stand your ground
once they know you're serious
they're bound to back down
Keep on knocking, stay determined
Maybe you'll find your purpose in life
Show them you're more than a mom and a wife!

Being a woman in a man's world
being a woman in general
cleaning, cooking, a life not thrilling
as you're keeping your family from killing 
each other

You have a purpose, you have a mission
And it's not just in your kitchen
Come on ladies, I know what you're feeling
I've been there, done that
Let's smash the glass ceiling!

Being a woman in a man's world

Being A Woman (F Is For Family Inspired Original Song)

my daddy reads me bible stories
tussles my hair, makes me wuv you waffles
i think i'm a decent person
so why is this kid so awful to me

i wish jimmy fitzsimmons was dead
if you only knew what goes on in my head
take a look inside my book
there's detailed plans on how to kill 'em
if you're up for a murder, i'm ready, bill, and
i've fantasized about this for years
the number of pages makes it very clear

i try so hard to be good
but sometimes my ears get hot
so i write my thoughts in a book
so i don't get caught

committing violence that makes my pee pee feel good
the world be better off without jimmy i know it would

hot cross buns hot cross buns hot cross buns

When My Ears Get Hot (A F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

my life is passing right before me
i have no good opportunities
people excelling and leaving me 
alone, alone, alone


my mom has a plan for my family
i'm not in her fantasy
my dad just goes along with her schemes
she has total control!

help me help you
help me help you
i need something to take care of
i need something i can control
i need something to take care of
and you sir will do oh oh

i need a purpose in my life
let me remove all your strife
maybe i could become your wife
i would clean up, clean up good

was this a mistake
since when did you
turn into such a snake
this might be more than i can take
i think i've lost control

help me help you
help me help you
i need something to take care of
i need something i can control
i need something to take care of
and you sir will do oh oh

cleaner, cleaner
gotta clean up your mess
cleaner, cleaner
clean up my mess
we are nothing but distress

i'll regain control again

help me help you
help me help you
help me help you help me help you
help me help me help me help me
help

Help Me (A Moral Orel Inspired Original Song)

Love at first sight?
Not quite, but soon enough
We were walking down the streets
Singing about evil love
.
What was once a crazy dream
Was right before my eyes
Was the universe playing tricks?
Was it telling me lies?
.
You were right in front of me
This perfect, evil girl
I’d never known someone like you
In the whole wide world
.
Do you remember that day
When we first met?
You looked into my eyes
And then you let
Me into your heart,
We had so much fun
As our robot armies marched
To our hearts beating as one
.
Don’t you remember it?
Even just a little bit?
Do you feel anything at all?
You said you felt nothing
And it still bugs me
‘cause I know it’s kinda my fault
.
I’ll always remember you
I never can forget you
You’ll always be in my heart
Even if I’ve left yours

Do you remember?
Do you remember
Our evil love?

My Broken Evil Heart (Phineas and Ferb Inspired Original Song)

played around with the 'three hams' song lol

lyrics:
three hams will kill him
three hams will kill him
don't you dare feed him
three hams

but he did
that poor fish
poor mr tickles
three hams didn't fill him
three hams didn't thrill him
those three hams killed him dead

oh mr tickles!
oh mr tickles
you shouldn't have fed him
1, 2, 3 hams


three hams would kill him
three hams would kill him
why did you feed him three hams?

Three Hams (The Brak Show COVER + Extension)

What kind of mischief will Maureen get into this season?
Will Bill find love?
Will we find out what really happened at the motel pool?
Are Frank and Sue's marriage strong enough?

Will there be another addition to the Murphy family?
Will Vic stay clean?
Will Goomer ever get arrested for peeking in all those windows?
Will Smokey find his son, Larry?

Are you ready for the summer?
What misery awaits?
Are you ready for the summer?
Oh, I just can't wait
Are you ready for the summer?
To watch the Murphys grow
together or apart
We don't know til
Season three starts

Will Maureen show her dad that girls can learn computers too?
Or will Frank put someone through the wall?
Will Sue get some great revenge on Henrietta van Horne?
or will she go back to work at all?

The question is
Are THEY ready for the summer?
The question is
Are THEY ready for the summer?
Ready or not, the summer will come
Ready or not, the summer will come
We are ready for season 3 to come
season 3, come

Are You Ready for the Summer? (F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

I cannot go with you, Mobab
For I am already married to Dad
Unhappily you say
well it may seem that way
but I promise you I love him

Though I am flattered by the things you say
I just cannot marry you today
For I am happily, happily married
happily, happily married
to a small human man

It's just sometimes he's doesn't seem to appreciate me
And I just had to go and let off some steam
And try to make him jealous
I promise there's nothing more to this

I cannot go with you, Mobab
For I am already married to Dad
Unhappily you say
well it may seem that way
but I promise you I love him

I promise you I love him
That small human man

Happily Married (The Brak Show Inspired Original Song)

Oh, a monster's chasing me again
Oh, I really need my best friend
I don't really like being scared
I never feel like I'm really prepared

If I'm gonna be scared 
I'd rather be scared with you
Scooby Doo!

You, are my buddy, you're my pal!
Scoob, I need you like, right now!
Who else am I going to run from the attack with?
Who else am I going to eat a scooby snack with?

Let's go sniff out some clues
Just me and you
Scooby Doo!

Scooby Dooby Doo
Where are you?
Scooby Dooby Doo
Where are you?
Zoinks!
I'm scared stiff

Thank goodness,
you're always by my side
Thank goodness,
I don't have to run and hide
all alone

I'm a little less scared
a little less scared
a little less scared with you

Together, we can face any creature
like that one creepy science teacher
we'll show 'em that they're barking up the wrong tree
Or maybe...probably, we'll just flee

A Little Less Scared (With You) [A Scooby Doo Inspired Original Song]

you probably deserve better x2
why you would marry him is beyond me
why would you do that to yourself honey

you probably deserve better x2
but maybe you're just as bad as him
guess we'll find out next season

but you probably deserve better x2
Evelyn

Evelyn (A F Is For Family Inspired Original Song)

secrets
not so secret
you don't have to hide in the dark

behind a facade
you're not fooling me at all
you don't have to bury who you are

come out, come out
wherever you are
let them talk, though it may scar
but you deserve to be who you are

Religion may scold you
it may have told
that you are wrong

It can't define you
Or undermine you
You have to be strong

Secrets
Not so secret
You don't have to hide in the dark

Ah...
Ah...
Ah...

Secrets (A F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

Perry is a good boy
Perry is a loyal boy
but they'll never know just how much
Perry would do anything 
to keep his family safe from things
all the evil that's afoot

He's got a secret double life
Every time they wonder 'Where's Perry?'
He's off to win the fight
Fighting an evil scientist
Who wants to take over the Tri
(state area)

Perry loves his boys
Is grateful for their company
He loves to sit with them
in the backyard under the shady tree

As much as he would love 
to stay home and enjoy their games
There's something more important
That calls his name 

He's got a secret double life
Every time they wonder 'Where's Perry?'
He's off to win the fight
Fighting an evil scientist
Who wants to take over the Tri
(state area)

If he didn't foil the doctor's plans
He could only imagine what would happen
The boys wouldn't be able to play at ease
Their minds would be on lockdown from creativity

And that is the worst thing
that could happen to those young minds
They are very brilliant boys
Truly one of a kind!

Perry is proud to be their pet
he would never ever let
anything happen to them
his best friends 

Perry is a good boy
Perry is a loyal boy
but they'll never know just how much
Perry would do anything 
to keep his family safe from things
all the evil that's afoot

They may never know
exactly whaere he goes
but thats probably for the best
'cause they wouldn't get
to keep him as a pet

he would get reassigned
and he would have wasted all that time
protecting his sweet family
so it'll have to stay secret 

Perry is a good boy
Perry is a loyal boy
but they'll never know...

A Good Boy (A Phineas and Ferb Inspired Original Song)

LYRICS:

I never thought I'd find myself where I am now
I always thought myself strictly a career gal
This was never part of the plan
But I guess some things change
 and it's out of your hands

'Cause here you are, this beautiful man
I can't get enough of you, and I don't understand

This will probably sound stupid
But I cannot lie
Every time I look at you 
I get butterflies

I don't wanna be your number two
I wanna be your number one
I don't wanna be your number two
I wanna be your number one

I wanna be your number one

Honey, stop thinking about yourself
And think about me
Don't you think we could make
a great supervillain team
I don't wanna be second string
I wanna be on the scene
I wanna be your queen

I don't wanna be your number two
I wanna be your number one
I wanna be your number one

This will probably sound stupid
But I cannot lie
Every time I look at you
I get butterflies

Butterflies (A Venture Bros Inspired Original Song)

Honeybee (io perry cover)

I saw you standing there and I
blushed
is that what it feels like to have
a crush
I flew right over my handle bars
I may have gotten a few scars
for you

I'm head over wheels for you
I'm head over wheels for you
you curse more than my father does
I've never seen a girl quite so tough
and pretty

I always thought girls had
cooties
But that was before I had seen
your beauty
You made my heart skip a beat
I would really like to officially meet
you

Bridget Fitzsimmons
I'd like to go swimmin' 
in your pool
after school

Head Over Wheels(F Is For Family Inspired Original Song)

(tune ended up sounding like gabbie hanna's monster and i apologize)

Little Nemo's fallen out of bed
he's gone and hit his head,
it's true
He's gone and remembered
all the things we said
things he wasn't supposed
to

I know it's not right
no it's not okay
but it's what we have 
to do
it's for your own good
but also for mine
'cause i couldn't
stand to lose you

'cause if you remembered
all the things i've done
then you'd give me one look
and turn away and run
you would run far, far,
far away from here
the man who held me
together all those years
'cause if you remembered
my world would be done

they all think that i 
took care of you
but that's not how
it was honestly
i was a mess when 
they brought you home
You're the one
who took care of me

I had wasted all the 
money, there was 
nothing left
just a sad, 
desperate man
when they brought
you back
i'd almost lost the
will to live
but you showed me
that i can

I can stand up,
and do the right thing
I can push through
I want to live
I want to move on
And be a better friend to you

As long as you never remember
all the things I've done
I could never stand it
if you decided to run
Run, run, far away from here
the man who saved me
from ending my years
'Cause if you remembered
I would come undone


maybe I am selfish
no, I know that I am
I know I don't deserve you
Our whole life is a sham
Sometimes I want to run,
run far away from here
But I don't think I could
make it without you, 
my dear
I know that I am selfish
but the damage 
has been done

Never Remember (Venture Bros Inspired Original Song)

never underestimate
the woman who fixes your plate
while she may be obeying
she may be silently festering away

you may think you’ve got it made
the perfect wife who bends your way
she’s got feelings and you’ve hurt them
don’t think that you don’t deserve what’s coming

next time you disrespect
the one who never neglects you
the one who’s by through thick and thin
knowing she will never win
you better think twice
‘cause next time she might not be so nice

never underestimate a woman
she may be poisoning your plate

Poison (A F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

it wasn’t food poisoning
and you know it
it was life that we had lost
and with that our marriage was thrown away

is that it?
is that why?
why you never touch me?
is it because?
you are scared?
for a repeat?
or did you ever really care?

i knew you were different 
when i met you
but i ignored all the signs
and i kept you
love had me blind

love had 
me blind
i couldn’t see
that you would rather
look at others
than me
i was blind
but now i see

why can’t you stop
looking into the
windows of others’ lives
instead look into the windows
of my heart, your wife

Look Into My Window (A F is For Family Inspired Original Song)

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