16 year olds in a Strabane basement on a rainy saturday afternoon circa 2006

2002 Garage Scene Revival - Little Things

I saw a picture of you standing by the sea,
everything was perfect - everything was serene.
Another snapshot you shared right upon my screen
showing us all how much fun you're having.

Attention seeking ritual
aren't you just so individual?
Counting likes going 1 - 2 - 3 - 4.

You talk a bit too much,
am I just outtha touch with the times?
I think you're outtha luck
the metrics aren't adding up in real life
but your profile is fine.

How many gears are on your brand new vintage bike?
How many Donegal mountains are you gonna hike?
Spending all of your time
telling us we should all be healthier.
Of the pen and the sword,
social media is so much mightier.

Smartphone charade - you know its normal for us all to get our bad days?
Letting your ego out of it's cage
putting it up on the world stage
is as awful as a last chorus key change

....but your profile is fine.


Peteloaf - Adventurers headphone mix demo

I'm not a dentist
I can't cook for shit 
I hope pizza or cereal will do.
The lower east side sounds like a good place to hide
we can smoke weed on 5th avenue

But I've got these Broad City Blues
'cause I'll never marry you

Oh, Ilana
I'd be your George Costanza
I hear the grass is so much greener in NYC
puff puff pass to me
Oh, Ilana!

To the window, to the wall
to the sweat drips down my ba..
I'd get down on one knee
for any girl in dungarees with pockets full of weed
I'd be the chords to your melody 
like then Abbi pegged Jeremy
I'd be your king, you'd be my kween

But I don't know what to do
from New York City to Timbuktu
I've got the Broad City Blues 
'cause I'll never marry you

Pete Devine

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