In the first episode of First One Out, Josh Wigler said, "there's something wicked in the air". I was reminded of the witches in The Scottish Play. I'll never get on the Wandoff by singing so, I wrote this Shakespearean spoken-word parody instead. I worked hard to make it fit the theme of Ghost Island. I used my knowledge of Survivor, mostly from TEOS, to create it. I included the words, mostly out of shameless pride. 

Inspired by - Macbeth. Act 4, Scene 1 


By the rashing on Shane's crotch,
Something wicked this way walks.
Slayer of Dragon, 
JT's tooth, 
a witch’s Coven, 
an Ice Cream scoop.  
the bitten flank of a Hatch's shark, 
a Perry idol in the dark, 
A doctor's shell, 
given by Daughtuuh 
These songs are sung  
Because of Wandaaaa
an Effin Stick. 
A jelly fish
A KVO to pee on it. 
a Rupert's Arrr, 
Eye of Shamar, 
Iceman on a business trip. 
A llama song, sung to a Kass. 
A Penner's leg, 
and not MY ASS! 
Beak and eye of a chicken DAMN!
Stir this potion, stick to the plan.
Double, Trouble Tar and Troyzan,
Fire burns bright on Ghost Island.

Ghost Island - Something Wicked

It's not so much that I disagree with you, it's that you're wrong.

Peter the Gr8