This is a song I wrote about 20 years ago for someone I was mad at. It's therefore a bit sour, lyrically. But because I recorded it on my iPhone and my guitar was necessarily closer to the mic than my mouth, you can't really hear the words anyway. You are therefore welcome to pretend it's a happy song! Any song you want, really!

Guttersnipe

This Might be A Ringtone

I wrote this for a woman with whom nothing ever happened. Not confident this is the best rendition, but it was the best of the takes I tried to record. Also: never really finished writing any lyrics, so I've sung none.

Peter New