Beat Used From LEXNOUR BEATS, this particular beat is Diss Track Type Beat - "SNEAKY" | Aggressive Rap Instrumental 2020, please check out their beats as they make very consistently good beats and thanks to them for allowing me to use their beat for free. The clips between each verse were also used from a youtuber named Wubzzy, he makes very entertaining and consistently hilarious reaction videos, and has yet to grow as much as he deserves, please check him out as well and I promise you will not be disappointed.

Lyrics:
Cougar it’s been fun, but by the time i’m done
There will be nowhere to run, now the battle has begun,
In this rap, i’m gonna snap, ain’t gonna cap, ain’t comin back, i'm the,
Ender’s bane, i’m so insane, I’ll bring the pain
Tears falling like rain like i’m nagato from naruto to boruto i’ve been
Doing this for generations, Final destination
Gravy off probation, my creation, new location, final station, cougar’s tax evasion

Knock knock, cougar, like my costume trick or treat
We need to have a talk so come on down and take a seat
It’s about time we talk about the birds and the bees
And how yo momma had to meet the sonic blaster in the sheets

See first we clapped them cheeks, then i had a little peek
At your mommas little sweets and her pixar mom physique
See it was pretty neat, won’t bother with the details,
speak for the streets, put your booty up for retail,
I’m not discreet, gonna leave behind a bread trail,
Gonna leave your behind pale, frale, stale  railed failed nailed jailed while also writing an email
Then lock that booty in the brig because it’s time to set sail

You got that duality about you’re homosexual mentality
But in reality, it’s a strange abnormality,
But let’s move down a little lower, Bend you over
Start the mower, the snowblower bitch and call you fucking Sally I’m a bowling alley

Just like the navy serves the nation, serve yo momma up vibration,
I’m the doctor you my patient treating your discrimination,
With the vaseline, i’m so clean, but I mean
Comparing you to me’s like comparing yo mom to belle delphine,
She showers with pantene... But i got watermalown
To keep me clean,  post malone like a sunflower, coward we stay hungry we devour, no brain power, kinda sour better shower see you in an hour

Cougar Hoffner, Why You Roll Like That?

Credit for this beat goes to Lexnour Beats, this particular beat is [FREE] Intense NF Type Beat - "HOME" | Piano Type Beat | Sad Rap Instrumental 2022

Not Too Sure Anymore

Beat Used From LEXNOUR BEATS, this particular beat is [FREE] Diss Track Type Beat - "STALKER" | Aggressive Rap Beat Instrumental Freestyle, please check out their beats as they make very consistently good beats and thanks to them for allowing me to use their beat for free.

Lyrics:
Did you really think I’d remember cougar but not you, when I’m finished there won’t be a single atom left of you, which is impressive considering you weigh four hundred two, pounds is where gay chicken nuggets like you belong, my mom says that you don’t last very long, says your ding and dong don’t even measure up to a ping and a pong, which makes me wonder if you’ll survive this song, come and place your bets on the battle between snorlax and king kong
Go on a trip to arizona cause I know a guy, you’ve gotta meet him c’mon he’s just a little small fry, his name is devlin go say hi c’mon now don’t be shy, he knows his way around the place oh sure I’ll tell you why, he may seem cute until you notice his obnoxious nose, but you see he’s got the grand canyon between his toes, syndrom down I’ll go to town which really goes to show, he got more dandruff than a blizzard c’mon let it snow, his lazy bum don’t even work but I’m his CEO, he don’t got batter, he don’t matter, I run this freak show

Perry’s Berry’s make peanut butter better, you the bed wetter I’m the pace setter you my pet I ain’t gonna let you fret yet, like russian roulette imma smoke you like a cigarette, this my sunset, and you’re gonna regret losing out on this caseutte tape of you getting butt raped, if you want to escape you should’ve been in shape, but that’s as hard as finding anything in your brainscape
Kickin’ up the speed, got you mama’s seed, doing dirty deeds, dirt cheap, clean sweep, foot deep, bo-peep, no sleep, receipt, up to bat like its baseball, let’s ask the 8 ball who I’m gonna sidewall, it said I don’t know so I dual wield like I’m darth Maul free-for-all rainfall. It’s shocking, how your shlock thing, is cock blocking my interlocking in my threesome with your mom and johann sebastian bach king, you’re mocking, jack and the beanstalking, mic drop.

Peyton Heider