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Cat No: EVOC063
Artist: Joe @forddnb x @taskhorizonaudio x @thevelveteffect
Title: Where Is The Moon? (In Orbit)
Release Date: 9th May 2025
Record Label: Evolution Chamber

Two of the most forward-thinking names in electronic music and key figures in the Evolution Chamber camp, Joe Ford and Task Horizon unite for a project that feels as ambitious as it is personal. ‘In Orbit’ — a four-part collaboration rooted in a chance conversation and fuelled by a mutual drive to explore new musical territory — invites listeners into a world of precision-engineered sound design, cinematic storytelling, and creative freedom.

The series begins with “Where Is The Moon?”, a track that sets the conceptual and emotional tone for what’s to follow. Featuring an exceptional vocal performance from The Velvet Effect, this first chapter is anything but typical. Opening with a bed of atmospheric textures, the track establishes a mood that feels expansive yet intimate — before The Velvet Effect’s vocals gradually emerge, adding depth and narrative weight that elevates the entire composition.

As the track unfolds, tight, stop-start melodic phrasing acts as the engine room, creating a feeling of suspension and anticipation. These intricate structures — paired with The Velvet Effect’s haunting delivery — guide the track into a beautifully restrained yet powerful drop. It’s a moment that feels less like a peak and more like a shift in dimension, marking the beginning of a larger journey through sound.

‘Where Is The Moon?’ is the gateway into ‘In Orbit’ — a thematic body of work built on trust, experimentation, and a deep understanding of each other’s musical language. Both Joe Ford and Task Horizon bring their unmistakable styles to the table, but it’s in the space between where something truly special happens: a sense of shared authorship that allows each producer to shine without compromise.

This project also marks a significant moment for Evolution Chamber — now five years strong — as it continues to evolve into a home for ambitious collaborations and innovative electronic music. ‘In Orbit’ doesn’t just showcase the talent of those involved; it sets the stage for something much bigger.

In Orbit

Where Is The Moon?

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⚡ Stream / Download 'SLWDWN - Veil' → http://lnk.to/EVOC068

Slovakian producer SLWDWN makes his long-awaited debut on Evolution Chamber with “Veil”, a powerful introduction that blends technical detail with raw emotion.

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By Carl Butterfingers, ESEF News

BREAKING NEWS: In a scandal that has rocked the music industry, or at least the three people who still care about credits, a man was apprehended last night clutching a Best Producer award that, shockingly, did not belong to him. The suspect, known only as "Dava," was allegedly the ghost producer for Doctor Printer, the drum and bass superstar renowned for his iconic releases of stylized Instagram photographs with his hands in the air and pre-recorded sets that move crowds to tears.

Our investigative team revealed how Dava the Ghost Producer slipped through the industry’s so-called "security measures", all thanks to Bobbi "The Gatekeeper" McAllister, the self-proclaimed "arbiter of real music" (who, it turns out, couldn’t spot a ghost producer if they haunted his own playlist).

When pressed, he added, "Also, I was at a rooftop party when I listened to it. The bass sounded great over the speakers, so I figured, ‘Why overthink it?’"

Sources reveal that the award was mistakenly given to Dava after the jury, comprising of two Spotify algorithm engineers and a man who once DJ'd at a wedding, believed that the people who actually create the music should receive the credit.

"This is an outrage!" declared an anonymous industry insider (who may or may not be Doctor Printer's publicist). "In today's music landscape, producing a track is the least important part of being a producer. What matters is owning a UK passport, a small family loan of £1 million, and a farm of Eastern European ghost producers working in shifts to launch your album on mainstages while you post gym selfies."

Doctor Printer released a statement: "I am shocked—SHOCKED—that anyone would think I don’t make my music. Next, you’ll tell me my Instagram poses aren’t spontaneous. I stand by my artistic vision, which is mostly pointing at the crowd and occasionally tweaking a filter knob."

Award Jury Spokesperson: "Look, we just assumed the guy with the laptop was the intern. Our bad. We just work here." Or we were just doing our jobs?

Dava: "I just wanted my mum to be proud of me for once." (He was last seen applying for a UK visa.)

When the jury mistakenly gave Dava the award, Bobbi the self-appointed guardian of "real music" was shocked, not because the wrong person won, but because he didn’t even know Dava existed.

Wait, there’s a real producer behind Doctor Printer?" Bobbi reportedly asked. "I thought he just, like, vibed in the studio while his team did the work?"

When reached for comment, Bobbi simply said: "Look, if Dava had have just tagged me in an Instagram story with 🚀🔥💯, maybe I would’ve noticed. But no, he had to take the hard road. Amateur mistake. The award needs to be revoked."

After the scandal broke out, Bobbi tried to spin the narrative: "Look, ghost production is just collaboration with extra steps… and money… and no credit's Dava should be grateful for the exposure!" He then allegedly offered Dava a consolation prize: a repost on his "Underrated Gems" playlist (which has 47 followers, 12 of whom are bots).

The Bigger Problem: Why Was Bobbi in Charge?
Sources reveal Bobbi’s qualifications for being a gatekeeper included:

- Owning a pair of "studio-grade" headphones (that he mostly uses for podcasts)
- Once getting a co-sign from a DJ who later turned out to be a literal ghost (long story)
- Using co-working spaces, paid for by his trust-fund
- An unwavering belief that "if it charts, it’s art"
- An unwavering belief that all his friends will chart

Meanwhile, the scandal has ignited a firestorm in YouTube comment sections, where armchair critics are doing what they do best: comparing everything to something else.

This is Carl from ESEF News reporting, reminding you: if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.

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The stolen Hadden device (clearance code 9), retrieved by a malfunctioning Sodyn YES military model code 4, has been successfully recovered.

The model was eliminated and retrieved after a 10-minute chase through the center, while utilizing device nine against the pursuit. It is not known how many witnesses recorded the event. Still, the chase was successfully channeled through the factory's side street, Onoma 32, all the way to Siro 443 in the Satechi prefecture to minimize the leak of confidential event. The Body was intercepted on 442 to 443, disabling the fugitive's legs via a remote chase car-controlled impact. Although the fugitive was incapacitated, the chief inspector Ito Sorayama emptied his magazine, killing the model on site, opening an additional investigation into Sorayama's motives for such action. 
The conversation between Sorayama and the model remains unrecorded/unknown.

The speculations circle Sorayama's involvement in a data express investigation when a fight-torn humanoid body of a girl was discovered at the bottom of the Hallasa building, who died from a fall after a similar conflict between two unknown parties in Old Taipei 2.
What connects these two cases with Sorayama is that these two models, code 4, are from the same discontinued Taiwanese series.

The investigation now involves a few HDDN operatives, and after board approval, HDDN had no choice but to commence the closure of the Reflektor operation and delete the assets.

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