jeans and stuff like that

Max Newman - Jeans In My Cunt

This is a fan created song, using audio from the popular comedy podcast Your Mom's House featuring Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. After Christina got a new cell number, a woman speaking Farsi and English calls her repeatedly, leaving voicemails for a woman named Salome, even though Salome seems to be texting her from a different number. Hilarity ensues.

Vocal approach is sort of goofing on "Force Field" by Calvin Harris. Brian Dhaze (dah-zay)is a close friend and frontman of rock band Ravens' Attic. Guitars played through Fender Deluxe Reverb-Amp. Everything else programmed/sequenced in Garageband.

Salome (ft. Brian Dhaze)

Dear Max, I can't seem to find you online anywhere, nor can the other mommies. I rip these songs from the videos because the mommies want them, and I think they should have them. Your jeans are the highest, and the tightest, one love brother. 

Max Newman - Your Problems Make My Dick Soft

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

A Gaping Dad take on a classic children's song

The Diarrhea Song

My Dad's Balls

It's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited!

Poop On John McAffe

Shout out to everybody doing their thing and stuff like that!

Ali XieZer - Double Pipe Classic (VERY RARE)

Christina P - FuckBoi (Remix)

M - Ay - Fill Her Up (Submission)

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

I'M TAKING A SHIT HOMIE By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

Just Like The Gays

Retarded Chris - Jeans - A

Here's a Gaping Dad techno tune about a massive whale penis.  Oh shit dog, what up?

Ultra Humongous Whale Penis

From episode 386 of Your Mom's House Podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fju1qi4VDck

jeans and stuff like that

Philip McDermott