Phil Valentine interviews Roland Rivers, God's gift to country music, about his new song, "Time to Start Drinking," and his tour.

Recorded June 3, 2021

Time to Start Drinking by Roland Rivers
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Roland Rivers Interview - June 3, 2021

Song parody of Taxman by The Beatles. Vaxman by Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs.

Additional lyrics by Phil Valentine

Vaxman lyrics

Let me tell you how it will be.
And I don’t care if you agree,
‘Cause I’m the Vaxman.
Yeah, I’m the Vaxman.

If you don’t like me coming ‘round
Be thankful I don’t hold you down.
‘Cause I’m the Vaxman.
Yeah, I’m the Vaxman.

If you try to cry
I’ll block your tweet.
If you ask me why
I’ll block your street.
If you try to fly
I’ll block your flight.
If you try to lie
I’ll take your rights.
Vaxman.

‘Cause I’m the Vaxman.
Yeah, I’m the Vaxman.
And you’re living for no one but me.
Vaxman.

Vaxman

Vaxman - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

Roland Rivers talks to Phil Valentine about his Twitter controversy with Carrie Underwood, and how his current tour is going.

Recorded on July 2, 2021

Roland Rivers on the Phil Valentine Show - July 2, 2021

Phil Valentine goes off on the woke 'buttholes' who run America down, but did nothing to get us to where we are today. He pivots off criticism of The Andy Griffith Show as being racist because there were no black people in the cast. A must listen. Feel free to share.

Recorded July 7, 2021
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Andy Griffith Diatribe

Produced during the 2008 presidential campaign, this song got tens of thousands of hits on YouTube and became an instant classic. All voices belong to Phil Valentine.

Loves Me Like Barack - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

A tribute to those wonderfully tolerant terrorists who kill in the name of Allah.

My Sharia Law - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

In the voice of Louis Farrakhan, this song parody imagines the world with no white folks.

Imagine - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

OK, technically this is not a parody. It's an original song from "Stan Vann the Music Man." It was first recorded in 1995 and his hourly wage probably needs to be bumped up a bit but, hey, it's a Phil Valentine Show classic.

Proud To Be A Union Thug - Stan Vann the Music Man

This one is from 1999. Country singer George Jones was in a one-car accident in his Lexus SUV. He claimed he was dialing his cell phone when he hit the bridge. We suspected otherwise and produced this little ditty. Johnny B helped with the lyrics on this one. Nancy Jones, George's wife, called the radio station and raised holy you-know-what. She demanded the song be taken off the air and that we be fired. Of course, a few days later it was revealed that an almost-empty bottle of hooch was found under George's seat. As far as we know, the blood alcohol test taken at the hospital has never been released.

Don't Wreck The Lexus - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

Phil Valentine talks with Kris Polaha about his role as John Galt in the movie Atlas Shrugged 3: Who is John Galt?
Recorded September 4, 2014

Interview with Kris Polaha, John Galt in Atlas Shrugged 3

One for the home crowd in Nashville. Not sure of the year but this is from when Phil Bredesen (former TN governor) was mayor of Nashville. He was complaining that Vanderbilt University grads weren't giving enough to charity.

Vandy Man - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

Phil Valentine heals former liberal Jason.
Recorded on August 29, 2014

Healing a Liberal - Jason

Brother Phil heals yet another liberal. This one is John who moved to TN from NJ and was convinced by his ex-wife to vote for Obama. He has been healed. Say hallelujah!
Recorded September 19, 2014

Healing a Liberal - John

Phil chats with actor Jim Caviezel (Passion of the Christ, Person of Interest) about making The Passion of the Christ and his movie Madison.
Recorded September 13, 2005

Jim Caviezel Interview

Phil talks with actor Kevin Sorbo (God's Not Dead, Hercules) about his latest projects, Let the Lion Roar and The Secret Handshake.
Recorded September 23, 2014

Kevin Sorbo Interview

A young lady, obviously put up to making a call to the show, tries to trip up Uncle Phil with a question: Is Santa Claus black?

Flashback-Is Santa Claus Black

What's up with President Obama and the Muslims? Phil Valentine psychoanalyzes Obama and gets at the root of what motivates him.

Phil Valentine psychoanalyzes Barack Obama - November 19, 2015

'Snowflake' is in his 'safe space' when Phil utters a 'trigger' about illegal immigration. Phil gently explains the ways of the world to him.
Recorded August 25, 2016

Phil Valentine talks to 'Snowflake' about Illegal Immigration

Snowflake talks to Phil Valentine about his Trump nightmare.

Recorded October 19, 2016

Snowflake-Nightmares of Trump

Phil Valentine's spoof commercial on the Anthony Weiner scandal.

Anthony Weiner Spoof Commercial

With the patience of Job, Phil Valentine takes the time to methodically educate a liberal caller on why conservatism is better than liberalism. It's an example of how reasoning with people is far more persuasive than yelling at them.

Recorded November 4, 2016

Bruce the Liberal

Snowflake can't seem to get over Trump winning the presidency.

Recorded November 18, 2016
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Snowflake Still Crying Over Trump Victory

Corey the angry liberal calls into The Phil Valentine Show to vent his frustrations over losing the election and shows his true colors.

Recorded November 18, 2016
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Corey the Sore Loser

Phil Valentine talks to Snowflake about Vanderbilt's effort to become a sanctuary campus.

Recorded November 17, 2016
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Snowflake and the Sanctuary Campus

Another parody song from Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs. This one to the tune of the Guess Who's Undun. A story about the national freak-out on the left over Trump.

Undun - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

Phil Valentine interviews Diamond & Silk at the Hold Their Feet to the Fire event in Washington, D.C.

Recorded September 6, 2018

Diamond & Silk Interview

Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs are at it again with a parody of Alice Cooper's 'No More Mr. Nice Guy.'

No More Mr. White Guy

No More Mr. White Guy - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

Phil Valentine talks about why minority communities generally have bad credit, with a hilarious piece of advice at the end.

Recorded October 22, 2018

Protect Your Credit

Congressman Mark Green tells WTN's Phil Valentine that AOC lied about the 'drinking out of the toilet story.' Listen to what REALLY happened.

Mark Green On AOC And Toilet

Phil Valentine from SuperTalk 99.7WTN wonders if Ball of Confusion by the Temptations was actually written by Jesse Jackson.

Jackson's Ball Of Confusion

A classic Phil Valentine Show interview with Rob Reiner stumping for Al Gore.
Recorded on Election Day 2000

Phil Valentine Show Interview - Rob Reiner

One of the most popular song parodies from The Phil Valentine Show.  Jesse Jackson doing Shake You Down.

Shake You Down - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs

Dr. Richard Bartlett talks to talk show host Phil Valentine about his treatment of COVID patients using Budesonide.

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Dr. Richard Bartlett

A caller to the Phil Valentine Show on SuperTalk 99.7WTN in Nashville claims to have seen Bigfoot and UFOs in this hilarious phone call.

Caller James from Elbow, KY sees Bigfoot and UFOs

Westwood One syndicated talk show host Phil Valentine interviews Dr. Bart Rossi, who bills himself as "the nation's preeminent 'Political Psychologist,'" on the issue of gay marriage.  Dr. Rossi is in favor of it and Valentine takes him to task on his lack of logic.
Recorded June 19, 2013

Phil Valentine interviews Dr Bart Rossi on gay marriage

Phil Valentine - Nationally syndicated talk show with Westwood One.  Named by Talkers Magazine as one of the top 100 talk show hosts of all time.

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