Dripping Faucet
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Dripping faucet
I wish it would not drip no more
Plip plop
Goes the dripping faucet

Dripping Faucet

Apparently after being arch-enemies, the Smurfs and Gargamel made peace. Gargamel was hired on as the official chauffeur for the smurfs.

Gargamel
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Gargamel, captain of the smurfmobile
Gargamel, flying to the moon tonight
Gargamel, captain of the smurfmobile
Gargamel, watching as the earth
Falls out of sight

Gargamel

I Am a Door Bell
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I am a door bell
I love to sing my song
Push the button, that’d be swell
I love to sing it all day long

I Am A Door Bell

Vind dee gaw
Veddle indie aydo rhutu uru
Vind dee gaw
Veddle indie aydo hu

Vind Dee Gaw

Where's My Keys

super slow
human being
I wonder if I'll be
that slow when I'm old

Super Slow

You gonna go work at McDonalds
and bake a burger now
Bake a burger now
Bake a burger now

You gonna go work at a salt mine
and make a buckenhour
Make a buckenhour
Make a buckenhour

You gonna go work on a sleepy, spellbound pirate ship
and wake a buccaneer
Wake a buccaneer
Wake a buccaneer

Buckenhour

I can't seem to go
any faster than I am now
no matter how hard
I push the pedal
Totally annoying!

Can't Seem

Catapult slime
across the Christmas tree
Catapult slime
for you and me

Catapult Slime

Check Your Pockets

Guy, you've got a
fortune cookie in your pocket
Pull it out
Break it in two
and read the slip inside

Check Your Pockets

Chose Correctly

I definitely chose
correctly this time
But next time
nobody knows

Chose Correctly

Columbia Boulevard

I need to get to
Columbia Boulevard
But I don't know
How to do it
And I don't know
How to get there
What now?

Columbia Boulevard

Cook Up Some Variety

May as well
Eat the same
Thing three days in a row

Cook Up Some Variety

CR-A-Z-4-U

One thing I know
Ain't no reason for doubt
I am crazy for you
And I'm willing to shout
It from the rooftops

CR-A-Z-4-U

Fabio
by PhLo

Fabio
He's not very interesting
He's got blond hair
And muscles
Most guys think he's disgusting
But the girls don't care

Fabio

Short, silly songs written and recorded while driving. Most songs are random nonsense, though some express an emotion or an experience. Quality sound isn't the goal since nearly all the songs are recorded while driving. All songs are designed to be looped infinitely. Hopefully at least one among the hundreds is silly and catchy enough to inspire you to also sing while driving. It's a great way to stay awake on long drives!

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