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The Last One Left [P@D STARLIT FLAMES]

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Gregzilla's 2005 version of the Meshuggah tune Rational Gaze featuring Matt Williams on vocals. All instrumentation performed by Greg Harrison.

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Dr. Steve Cooper and Dr. David Keck face off in a rap battle to determine which is the best Raikes School Director of all time.

[NARRATOR]
AND NOW, BY HORRIFYINGLY POPULAR DEMAND…
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RAIKES!
DR. STEVE COOPER
VERSUS
DR. DAVID KECK
BEGIN!

[COOPER]
It’s Steve, uh, Cooper on the mic
And I’m, uh, rapping here to say
That I’m, uh, gonna keep this brief-ish
‘Cause, uh, haven’t got all day

I’m the, uh, man who rules the Raikes school
Yeah they call me The Director
David Keck’s a washed-up has-been
Haunting Kauffman like a spectre

I’ll talk about expensive restaurants
To kids with no income
And I will mess you up like I messed up
The Kauffman, uh, curriculum

Let me leave you with one thought
Before I hand things off to Keck
There’s a reason I’m from Stanford, Dave,
And you’re from Georgia Tech

[KECK]
I can’t believe you’d say such things
You know, it might have brought me down
But I’m not really feeling roasted
By a guy who looks like Emmett Brown

You’re a wall-eyed nerdy weirdo
Who just rambles on and yells
By the way, you didn’t go to Stanford –
You went to Cornell

I AM the Raikes School, smart-ass –
I’ve been here for 14 years
So get it through your head
If there’s still room between your giant ears.

Director AND professor
And I’ve done six thousand MOOCs
And I’ll be here forever
You’re just nothing but a fluke

[COOPER]
So I guess you want to school me
But I’m gonna kick your ass
‘Cause like the students in your lectures
I was sleeping through your class

You might have been something else once, Keck
Now you’re a senile old man
I’m what’s happening, I’M THE ONE
Who’s always going off on tan-

-gents, hey, anybody else notice
How the TEOTWAWKI problem was caused
By a dependence on legacy systems requiring
Multiple gov’ment enaction of laws

And five hundred billion dollars from industry
Plus all those government bailouts it seems to me
Without a warning from our SE history
Same thing will happen again 19 January…

Uh, sorry, where was I?

[KECK]
You were saying something pointless
Once again wasting our time
The demand for you is zero, Steve –
So why all this supply?

If I built you a machine I wonder if
Maybe you’d learn
That just because I’m old and boring
Doesn’t mean that you’re not somehow worse

It’s time for you to listen, Coop
And show me some respect
Because the best director this school ever had
Was-

[IAN]
IAN COTTINGHAM!

THAT’S RIGHT YOU NERDS I’M BACK
FROM MAKING SWEET AMAZON BANK
TO REMIND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
OF THE MAN THAT YOU SHOULD THANK

KECK, THE KIDS MAY SKIP YOUR CLASS
BUT ONLY I COULD SKIP MY OWN
STEVE, YOU MIGHT GO OFF ON TANGENTS
BUT I CAN’T EVEN BOTHER TO RHYME

I’M A BOURBON-DRINKING JERK
WHO STILL GETS TREATED LIKE A GOD
WHEN YOU GUYS SPEAK, THEY’RE ON THEIR LAPTOPS
WHEN I SPOKE THE CROWD WAS AWED

STEVE YOU MIGHT BE THE LAST
AND DAVID YOU WERE THE FIRST
AND YOU BOTH WERE PRETTY BAD
BUT ONLY I WAS THE WORST

Carved - Remastered

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