Santana

This is the opening statement by the Blue Melting Picture Frames. It is the result of many years of joy, sadness, tragedy, chips, coca-cola, doom, ecstasy, revelations, musings, and friendship, laughs, tears, coughs. Enjoy the first chapter of the Picture Frames. Observe how they melt. When the album has finished, take a moment, close your eyes, and say to yourself, "I am the bread, my insides are Shwarm."

Crazy (On A Saturday Night)

O'Cake

Firefly

Smoothing

I Know What To Do

No-No

Tetherball

This is the story of Funk Town, where Funky Funky lives. 

Funk Town

Smoothing (Smooth Version)

A story of a mighty and mystical journey.

Pierce Rosen: Unicorn 1
Tristan Rais-Sherman: Unicorn 2
Dennis Caravakis: Unicorn 3
Will Heller: Unicorn 4

Unicorn Bus

In honor of this awesome song we are reposting it without the voice Demons.

Pierce improvised this whole song on the spot:

They don't consider me a passionate man,
but Jesus he guides me with his guiding hand.
Hes gonna take us all to the promised land,
when I try, I do what I can.
I have faith, I have faith, Hallelujah

Jesus Rocks.
He rocks so hard, it hurts sometimes.
He rocks me so hard Im bout to lose my mind.

Jesus, he saved my soul,
he can save yours, oh! don't you know
All you gotta do is believe 
And then he your soul he will retrieve 

Well lemme tell you a story
about a man
named Goliath, he was a very big man.
But a little kid named David shot him in the eye,
with a rock, and he got a powerful stye.
It has nothing to do with Jesus 
but its a story from the past
Oh yeah God he kicks some ass.

And Jonah fell into the belly of the whale
and he was scared that he was going to hell
but the whale spat him out of his spout.
Yeah the whale spat him out of his spout. 
cuz god said whale you just listen here
you're gonna spout Jonah out of your spout.

There was a wall, and a staircase built to heaven,
A bunch of people in Babylon were thinking they were living the life.
But you can't go to heaven you see because God said no, No, NO!!!!

And he said, "Hey, everyone speak different languages." 
And thats how the city of Babyl was born.

HALLELUJAH

God said to Noah, "build yourself an ark! Get all the animals and dogs that go bark,
and put them on that ark cuz theres gonna be a flood.
Get all your family involved, all the neighborhood!
Cuz everyones gonna die in that flood,
only you can live, you'll see a dove when its over."

And God said, and God said, "Let there be Light!"
But that happened earlier, in Genesis.
And on the 7th day he took a rest, it was the best!
God is the best. Gods my favorite, if I had another favorite it would be God.
God God God God God God God Jesus
God God God God, Holy Ghost.
I love God, the most. Yeah.

I Believe! 

God was lonely he created a man.
He called that man, A-DAM.
Then he took his rib and made a woman,
and her name, was, Eve.
Well Eve was a tiny little bitch,
She was a snake in the grass she had an itch for knowledge.
And she takes an apple from the tree, and she gave it Adam and said "You not me"
and Adam said, "Okay, I'm in love with you"
So he took a bite of apple and what did he do?
He had faith, in Eve, but not God. He didn't believe.

Well there was a man named Moses,
He was a Jew, but he didn't know he was a Jew,
until he saw a flaming bush, that told him he was a Jew.
And said, "Hey Moses, free your people!"
And he was like, "Well, I didn't even know they were my people but I'll free them Yeah!!"
God, God, God convinced Moses.
To free all the Jews, to free all the Jews.
All the Jews are free now, except for later on. 

I have faith!!

Amen.

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