(VOCALS)
Helikopter, helikopter
Para kofer, Para kofer

Helikopter, helikopter
Para kofer, Para kofer

Talk about [[TYOS]], yeah, talk about [[FEST]]
[[I AM ARTYOS AND I AM THE BEST]]
Talk about [[violently farts]], yeah, talk about [[FUUU-]]
[[I AM ARTYOS AND I AM THE BEST]]

Talk about [[TYOS]], yeah, talk about [[FEST]]
[[I AM ARTYOS AND I AM THE BEST]]
Talk about [[violently farts]], yeah, talk about [[FUUU-]]
[[I AM ARTYOOOOOOO
ar (x16)

It's about drive, it's about power
we stay hungry, we DEVOUR
Put in the work, put in the hours
and take what's ours.

Black and Samoan in my veins
My culture banging with Strange
I change the game, so what's my motherfucking name?
ROCK!
what they gonna get doe?

(Chinese jibberish)
Bing chilling
Bing Bing
Bing chilling
Bing Bing chilling
Bing chilling
Bing Bing chilling
Bi Bi Bi Bi

(More Chinese jibberish)
Bing chilling
Bing Bing chilling
Bing chilling
Bing Bing chilling
Bing Bing Bing
Bi Bi Bi Bi

(Meanwhile Nikocado is crying on the floor like a little bitch)
Take a break to exist
Gloss was covering lips
Another room for a kiss
I accept the idea
When the dollars come in, would you stay or wrestle with it
Pray for a change, would you count all the pennies?

I'm done acting like I don’t want more
All alone feeling like I don’t belong
I’m lost but you had the left the light on
When i come back into your arms

I'm done acting like I don’t want more
All alone feeling like I don’t belong
I’m lost but you had the left the light on
When i come back into your arms

(Meanwhile Nikocado starts crying after shitting himself on camera)
I'm done acting like I don’t want more
All alone feeling like I don’t belong
I’m lost but you had the left the light on
When i come back into your arms

Pakistan margeya
Kurdistan's in the butt
Iraq marge- margeya
Turkey au margeya
Sauri au margeya
Arab margeya
Arab jarab
Ey you wanna nut?

(Japanese crackhead noises)

SHUT UP, BITCH

So yeah, please help me get EVERYTHING off of the internet.. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOW

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT.

Reese's Puffs Reese’s Puff
Eat Em Up Eat Em Up Eat Em Up
Reese's Puffs Reese’s Puff
Eat Em Up Eat Em Up Eat Em Up WOOOW!
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl WOOOW!
Now my day's on cruise control WOOOW!
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl WOOOW!
And just like that I'm on a roll

(cringy fnf noises yuck)
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH

(sounds of Drop0ff shitting himself)

Make a Your Big Shot

Since Andrew is being a bitch about a stupid joke, I decided to edit the description to shut this kid down. (he also blocked me so there's no way I can reply to him)
My guy, you are 18 and can't take a god damn fucking joke, this track wasn't even targeted at you, it was a joke track. Not my fault you don't know shit about making music and lash out at others when they try to help you, I even made a version without your stupid voice clips just to satisfy you, you're just being jealous that I make better music than you.
And you're saying I'm the one being mean to you? My guy, you're the one typing all caps to me, calling me an idiot, telling me I'm worthless and useless to society, when YOU somehow got catfished by trolls MULTIPLE TIMES and you probably leech off of your mom.
I get that you have a learning disability and shit but stop being a little baby and grow up for once and learn to take a joke.
Also I'm not the one going around calling random people the N-word just because they made me mad once.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/898979005766701077/928253302741823568/Screenshot_20211028-091243.png
Have fun :)
Reality is disappointing Andrew and you have to learn to live in it.

Decided to block Andrew, his comments are still there so you can look at him making an absolute clown out of himself. (nevermind he deleted the comments, scared little fuck)
I'm tired of arguing with a handicap, I'll delete this whenever I want to.
Also you misgendered Echel LMAO
Get owned.

PATCHOULI

*OO HENLOO!!!
*IT IS I
*[YOUR BOY]
*ARTEM [BOY]!
*...what is this?
*LIGHTNER????!!! WHAAAT?!?!?1
*HENLO MY [NAME] IS ARTEM!
*DID I ALREADY SAY THAT?
*...but today.. is my [Homework Day]...
*..TODAY IS MY [HOMEWORK DAY]!
*...Wait...
*...You make [Megalo]s right?
*CAN I BORROW YOUR [Remix of a 2016 song] FOR MY HOMEWORK DAY??
*I CAN'T AFFORD [Fruity Loops]

Sprite by @echelgamer1

Today Is My

*Yeaaah!
*It's me Artem Stealer 81!
*It is my [[HOMEWORK DAY]] TOoday!
*I DO NEED SOMETHING FOR MY HOMEWOOORK...
*IT IS YOUR... [[MEGALO]]..
*THAT'S RIGHT! [[MEGALO]]!
*[[MEGALO]]!!!
*CHRIS I NEED YOUR [[MEGALO]]!!!
*LET ME BORROW IT FOR... [JUST]
*...[[2]]... MINUTES..

Most of the flavor text by @echelgamer1

HOMEWORK DAY

Gamer81

I'm not back, I'm simply bored, and decided uploading one more song to my old Soundcloud won't do much harm.
Not gonna let some FNF kid dictate where I go on the internet.

Thumbnail art by @echelgamer1, my least favorite Andrew Guillen Cinematic Universe character.

HOMEWORK DAY (v2)

I forgot how to music when making this.

I know I said I wouldn't make any more shit for this account, but I like the track, so one more shouldn't hurt.
OG by @redmatazz

NEO CHAOS cover that i don't feel like finishing

This is "Piesariusz27"'s brother speaking to all of you. I had to get on his account to tell you that he died in an incident.

Recently, he has been mauled by a horde of pitbulls while he was on his way home from school. We were informed immediately of what happened and we're all grieving his loss.

Our entire family is saddened by the fact that he's been killed, he died so young, we wished we could all see him again.

Lukas, or more accurately, "Łukasz Łoś", as that was his real name, was a good man, an honorable one, we don't know what he did when he was online chatting with his friends on Twitter, but he didn't deserve to die.

Lately, I've been pondering if I was a bad brother to him. I just suddenly lost a brother and I didn't even get to say goodbye to him. 

Exactly why I'm telling you all about this is.. a mystery.. even to me, but hopefully you'll understand what me and my family are going through.

Dying is a horrible thing, but it must happen to everybody, but Lukas' a.k.a "Piesariusz27"'s time has come too fast and we wished we could see him again. Sorry for bothering all of you strangers out there about this, but I felt like I had to bring this into light, have a nice day.

The Death of Piesariusz27

Hey, I'm sure none of you expected me to peek my head out again or even cared that I would. I'm making this post to get something off my chest.

To get this out of the way first, no, I'm obviously not dead. If you have a keen eye, you'll notice the first letters of each paragraph in the “Death of Piesariusz27” track spell out 'TROLLED', so it was never meant to serve as a formal farewell. I realize doing this was insensitive and that some people actually fell for it, so I'd like to first apologise for this before moving on. I wouldn't do this again in hindsight.

Why I left to begin with is because I couldn't deal with the consequences of my mistakes. I said a lot of borderline racist, transphobic, and generally stupid shit prior to late 2020, and I couldn't bear the consequences of finally being called out for them, as well as some inappropriate jokes revolving around rape. So I retreated like a coward.

Truth be told, I was immature back then and under the influence of a bad crowd, and even when I was trying to better myself, I let my bigoted thoughts slip. I'm deeply ashamed of that and I'm sorry if you had to witness any of it. 

I'll however point out that a lot of what I was accused of was ripped out of context to put me in an even worse light than I was in. The person who exposed me also got exposed themselves back in September 2023 for dirt of their own. I also have ample reason to believe said person didn't expose me to bring me to justice, but instead because they didn't like me and wanted to get rid of me. To be fair, I didn't give them any reasons to not dislike me, and even when I was under the impression I was "bettering myself," I still said things that would raise the eyebrows of others.
This is not to excuse my actions, but to prevent any misconceptions.

Ever since then, I can safely say I've changed my attitude and that the things I used to say no longer represent me as the person I am now. All of this may seem stupid to you and/or you may be thinking to yourself, "Everyone was a little bigoted back then, dummy!" but this was something I was essentially demonized for by somebody whom I frankly felt never liked me to begin with.

I'm currently going under a different alias. I'm not comfortable revealing the new name I go by, but consider 'Piesariusz27' as a persona dead, cause I do, and I've only been happier since.

One last time, I'm sorry for the things I said, and I'm also sorry for not being honest with my departure.
I won't be coming back here. It's bittersweet, but fitting.


P.S. If you would like to read exactly what I was called out for, dump this link into the Wayback Machine
https://twitter.com/vispIoo/status/1469451946880909314
Keep in mind that, as I said earlier, the claims were ripped out of context and that I was fresh after being influenced by some not very good people. What I said/did also doesn't represent who I am today.
Other than that, do with this information what you will.

Farewell. I hope we never see eachother again.

It's been a while

So, I had this is my mind for a while, and then I decided to make this.
However, I have no idea who's Asgore in Taletwelve, so let me know if you know who's Asgore in it.

Credits :
@michael-musician-12 for recreating most of the motifs, fixing the chord progression and figuring out how to fix the stpwyfs reverse cymbal.
@mr-too-many-aus for Taletwelve and Howdy Stranger

Say Hi! [A Howdy Stranger Megalolazing]

Soldier Cold Blood here : https://soundcloud.com/piesalt/nazi-party-tf2-soldier-cold-blood

I know I'm way too late on that, but I only wanted to do this for the funnies.

Also, happy new years... I'm late on that one aswell but that's a whatever to me.

Also I will be making a Soldier Cold Blood, some time soon, I'll for sure make it.

Hot Garbage by @soufonagain and @serpentsnivy
Team Fortress 2 by Valve

[NO AU] UNUSUAL HAT [TF2 Soldier Hot Garbage]

I don't really know what to say here.

Credits :
@michael-musician-12 for helping me with the rhodes and recreating the Meet the Demoman motif
@nelchael-recabarren for making JAJA
Valve for making TF2

[NO AU] BURPING [TF2 Demoman JAJA]

I had no idea what to call it so I just called it LISTENING TO THE WRONG MUSIC.

The lead and brass motifs are original, but the square and long OD are badly recreated motifs from the Penis Music song (the square being the "vocal" intro and the long OD being the motif that is mainly used in the Penis Music memes)

LISTENING TO THE WRONG MUSIC [Penis Music Megalo]

Ok so, recently the original one was getting a lot of likes for some reason, so I decided to remaster it.

It took me 30 minutes to remaster it, and I also completed the remaster a couple days ago, I just didn't want to upload it yet.

I hope you enjoy this!

Underswap - Megalovania [Remastered]

So uhhh.... I don't think I need to explain I did this
Anyways, enjoy.

FORESKIN LOSS [Freddy Fazbear Megalo]

(THUMBNAIL IS TEMPORARY)

So, this track is kinda a tribute to Rick May since he passed away a few weeks ago. I wanted to finish it in April but school got in my way, but since it's May it was THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to finish this, and as you can see I finished it.

Also, let's play a little game. If you can guess all the motifs, I'll release the FLP.
Motifs guessed:
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- TF2 Main Theme
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-
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- Megalovania
- Green Greens
- Giorno's Theme

Also I from now on headcanon Heavy as Chara and Soldier as Sans in Unusual Hat, just so you retards would stop saying "THIS IS OVERSWAP THIS IS OVERSWAP" it's not Overswap, SHUT UP.

[NO AU] Rocket Jumper [A TF2 Soldier Bullet Hell]

yes

also if any of you weren't aware this is the updated version of this https://soundcloud.com/piesalt/say-hi-a-howdy-stranger-megalolazing

Tribetwelve and Howdy Stranger by @mr-too-many-aus
Sisyphus by @a-masked-menagerie

Say Hi! [Future Noah/Howdy Stranger Megalolazing]

Nobody saw that coming, I bet.

I don't have much to say, just enjoy the song.

COLD BLOOD IV

nothing much to say.
I know i've been making a lot of megalos recently but i'm planning on kinda changing that.

Final Stand [Ultimate Battle except it's Megalovania]

https://soundcloud.com/cool-dys-alt-420/alternate-accounting-dancevibing
^ That WAS the original I made on an alt account... y'know... when dys alts were cool.

DANCEVIBING

* You feel blood coming out of your ears.
* WizardYensid ATK 1 DEF 1
* The loudest enemy.
* Get rid of this Larry Cucumber-looking retard.


Hello everyone, I'm back with an another megalo, and yes, I make too many megalos, but there's nothing I can do about it.
Hope you enjoy!

BUY link is the mp3.

If this ever hits 100 likes (I doubt it will) then I'm gonna release the FLP.

~ WizardYensid Megalo ~ INSTABILITY

FLP: https://soundcloud.com/piesalt/early-evaxephania-flp-release-since-i-dont-want-to-wait-for-it-to-get-50-likes

* YandereDev
* ATK 10, EGO [too high to count]
* Let him savor his precious chalice while it lasts.
* Nothing and NO ONE lasts forever, he's well aware of it.
===================================================
Ok so, today is my birthday, and I fortunately enough finished this megalo on my birthday, so I guess we can all consider it a birthday special?

Anyways, it was a blast to make.

But you may say:
"But there's no funny Yandev motif in it, how is it a Yandev megalo?"
Well, the answer is... There is no YandereDev motif in it (if he even has one), but the only thing I can say it that I made this megalo only because of this video right here!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741970938639155248/741973897481814016/yandev.mp4

Anyways, hope you all enjoy this, and I'll see you all.... I don't know when...

(FLP Available) [YandereDev Megalovania] ~ Evaxephania

Don't judge me.

Fall Guys is a good game, ok?
I like that game....

Oh and also, most of the motifs in the song are from the OST of Fall Guys, I recreated them as best as I could.

So uhhh, yeah...
Like and repost..
and follow..
..
And play Fall Guys, it's a good game.

[ Fall Guys TWR ] ~ ALL SHALL FALL

I really should be focusing on my commission instead of making random shit.

Porky model taken from here
https://www.deviantart.com/kamiwasa/art/Mother-3-Master-Porky-Minch-Low-Poly-523155036

Master Porky's Theme (DK64 Soundfont)

Bonetrousle here
https://soundcloud.com/piesalt/fnf-pico-bonetrousle-blamsmash

I'm on a FNF craze rn lmao

I used Pico (the song, not the character) as the main motif for this. 
I've also used a little bit of the B-Sides version of the song.

Friday Night Funkin by ninjamuffin99

~ [FNF Pico Nyeh Heh Heh!] ~ Go, Pico, Go!

Nyeh Heh Heh here
https://soundcloud.com/piesalt/fnf-pico-nyeh-heh-heh-go-pico-go

Yes, I did it, despite me thinking it wouldn't be possible, I still did it.

~ [FNF Pico Bonetrousle] ~ Blamsmash

* You've murdered everyone in cold blood. All of America is gone.
* That's not even dance-worthy.
* I'm just going to fucking beat you to death, no conga line for you, bitch.

Original by @bidenut

Thank you @dropofff for being a stupid furry

piesariusz man's rotting corpse

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