I really like this, but sadly I don't speak spanish

Mint as Marge Simpson
TheAngryMidget as DanTDM

Beat: Funeral by Epistra (with extra production by Mint)

Written by Mint and Nekomancer 

Lyrics:

Marge:
Hey Homie, where’d you go? I’m in Minecraft!
I’m standing beside this giant lab! Wait, which Family Guy is that?

Dan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch my Minecraft Dating Sim
You can go and make me sandwiches, or is that way too Grim?
So hey guys, Dan here - verse Yoda Griffin with bad hair
I’m here to take this W, beat your stupid ass, AND swear!
And if that's where, you're gonna throw your blows I'll load them down your throat so you don't
Answer! Choke Groening's oaf til she spills Redstone everywhere!
When TheDiamondMinecart's down in riding hot tracks Imma fire on lock and blast a hasbeen
Shine like bright stars who you'd hire for cheap parts as your series' climb stops for cash ya bastard
You're a disaster, even worse than any tornado mod that I’d detect
from the forecaster! Shuck this blue corn and throw her with the rest of the defects

Marge:
... I’ve heard Brits can’t rap, but… that was absurd
Don’t even have a name for your fans - except racial slurs
This spoiled Eboy’ll be YouTube’s roadkill in 4 mill
So I’ll be happy while rapping DanTDM in a casket, turd
Your basket filled with crap shoots can’t be piquing my fancy, that’s rude
This minor miner’s mining minors! That’s the way you get your cash dude
While my legacy is timeless! If you think that you can tally up
You’re more high than Jade and Mint while thinking up this battle matchup
Rap fast so you can’t catch up; maybe call your pal Sonic instead
Because a give item command is the only time you’re gonna get head

Dan:
Oh boy, that was a Terrifying Rap Encounter
Better call Dr Trayaurus cus that gave me fucking cancer
I could dance a round my lab and get more progress done than your
Animators, in 5 minutes cus all you can do is pander
Shine a lantern on your show's charm; exponentially decreased
It's like Matt Groening saw 2 bucks and said "I just think it's neat"
While I'm still fly like I'm elytras, still at the top of the square game
You're fly like a… uh… your son falling out an airplane?




Marge:
Homie, why’d you leave Bart in charge of the television? We both know he’s impaired
Leave this asshole beaten bluer than both of our hair, so go and be scared
You had apparently cameoed with Pixar, holy fucking shit
But Article 13’s the time that Dan Breaks The Internet!

DanTDM vs Marge Simpson. R∆P BATTLE! S0E1

Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royale Rap battle!

Swoldow as Tricky

AMONG US as Pennywise

Mixed by Oofie

Art by Limjj

Flowtest by ChandlerCCRB & Powerofdan 

Written by King ducky, GnomeYT, M&Mattie & E man

Writing assistance from GnomeYT, FutureFilmMaker, ChandlerCCRB, Javi-kami,  SuperGamerBro

Beat Prod. Anywaywell 

Tricky:
I’m facing a clown in a skirt? A new outfit’s what you need!
Not to worry though, I bet you’re used to being verbally bullied!
You claim that fear’s your game; your townies are scarier than you though
There's no way this clown’s beating me so crawl back into your den, bro (Denbrough)

Those yellow-raincoat kiddy films are as creepy as Coraline; you’re boring!
Even your short point and click game wasn't scary; it left me snoring!
After two weeks of your movies release, the franchise went back to being dead
Your sequel might be the only thing that drags on longer than that forehead!

Pennywise:
Hiya Tricky! You wanna play? I’ve got a really fun game!
It’s called: ‘Try to find fans that think your character’s great’ (none!)
Need to call Hank around, so you will stop sucking 
You'll only be remembered from Friday Night Funkin! (WAHA!)

I may be Pennywise, but my lines are Rich (ye)
Look at that stop sign and beep beep richie
Clean the gore and dull the edge (ay) I've seen more blood from Bev (ay)
Your Steam Engine doesn’t rev (ay) Forgotten like your game dev! (ay!)

Every twenty seven years, I am racking thousands of kills!
Might’ve faced a lot of combat, but you can’t top my b-b-battle skills
Oh, I’m sorry, did I s-stutter? I'm making this zombie pay the bill
This world-eating evil being achieved a body count that you never will!

Tricky:
Just because you shape shift, you think you’re powerful, scary, and heartless? 
Well why then when Losers show up they leave you battered and heartless?!
I'm leaving birthday clown’s bulb busted, since his flow’s a bunch of dead light
You’re such a pushover that's even how a bunch of children beat you in a fight!

It's pretty easy to see that your creator was high when making you
All that nose candy in his system must’ve left him floating too! 
If you think your winning this duel then, like Eddie, you're popping pills
This clown’s movies aren't scary only flooded with off screen kills

Your verse is INCOMPLETE…
A turtle can destroy you, while this clown has immortality!
This clown is KILLING THIS BEAT...
Drowning a sewer troll in my flow? I guess it comes naturally!!!

Pennywise:
Shut it Grunkfuss, I am done with your lazy, forced in lines  
Leave you shaking when you see me with or without an improbability drive
Started with no face, no words, no brain, and not a personality to see
Covering scars with a metal mask? Real original, Victor von Voorhees!

When I rock the boat, I’m flowing like it’s Georgie’s paper one
Peepin’ from the sewers to watch those skills go down the drain
I’ll leave you redder than my balloons by the time I’m done
So go and pray to Jesus, so he can slay you once again!

When it comes to killer clowns, I got more Street cred, so get the Sign!
Terrifying readers since '86, while you were an old meme online!
I’ve been slayin’ the game for decades; you've faded from the public view
There’s NO REASON to be resurrected after this CLOWN KILLS YOU! 
Hahahahaha!


Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Swoldow] (AUDIO ONLY)

Welcome back to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! I decided to release the audio for this one a bit early (I'm planning to release the video at some point in 2023), so there may be a few changes in the audio between here and when the full video releases.

Anyways, today's battle features the mysterious arcade machine, Polybius, against the Greek Historian, Polybius! Which one of these "Polybiuses" will take the win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

King Can Prod as Polybius (Arcade)
Swizkii as Polybius (Greek)

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra (additional instruments by Glitch)
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by The Royal Snake

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14kgNtGUjPpePXRU22zJVpRQdwKvFsFY-b8cqP4gENTg/edit?usp=sharing

Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

Polybius (Urban Legend) vs Polybius (Greek Historian) - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Kaede Akamatsu: MC

Mari: Balutaku_Covers

Letra: Pil Palu, alecoronel9, Masteredit y Brunexakemi

Mix y mezcla: CyanCoat

beat: K-beats

Miniatura: alecoronel9

Kaede Akamatsu vs Mari

Cri as Backrooms
Quizzique as Ryan George

Written by: Awesome Ayden & Everon
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixed by: JotaSeis
Cover art by: Box_Soldier22

Backrooms:
You’re in the backrooms, quit what your doing and hide
Or quick equip your camera, you can shoot it inside
But tube all you want, you won’t get through this in time 
This place has a big rate of moving your mind
The Backrooms is something you grow right into
If you noclip, you’re hopeless so hold your temple 
Grab that rope and don’t grope or you won’t show mettle
Your show aint the only place your hearing echoes
You’re very bold if you think this is the place for you to stop and skit
Next time you enter the office, not just computers are gonna glitch
Now pixel this, a puny dork, gets paid to rant on screen
This stupid pig, with the same old tricks just so he can make a scene
You’ll take any shitty cash grab just to carry your wealth 
How can you survive The Backrooms, all you have is yourself
It’ll take alot of effort to get thrown off the shackles
But you won’t be the first guy to suffer the wrath of the Backrooms

Ryan George
So, you have a battle for me? Yes sir I do!
Your enemy is the intense entity called The Backrooms
The Backrooms? Well ok then, but where did the frontrooms go?
Did they stink up and die just like here? I don’t know 
But freak it, I’ll go down these depths just for the hell of it
How bout we time travel to when the Backrooms were relevant
Oh, wow, wow, wow, I’m not the one you should be searching for
The only time I plan to look in the dumpster is for your crappy lore 
Oh it’s still me? By the way, you’re clout? It seems odd
Reused and recycled content, no wonder you’re popular off G-Mod 
Oh, whoopsie, am I bringing all your flaws to light?
The world is getting smaller, Async’s storage is tight!
So take your little monsters, smilers, hounds and walkers
But you must be going nuts, if you think I’m drinking Almond Water 
You think I’ll actually submit to walls, spaces, and mazes? You’re lying
But this isn’t the first time you’re getting owned by a Ryan 

Backrooms 
You don’t understand, we represent fear through every speck
Chills crawling all the way up off your back and neck
The way you fool about movies it’s truly lucid why you’re alone
I’ll catch and croke your team and folks if you attempt to take this hell a joke
You can’t last in the real world, you’re a merely obscene meme
But in reality, we’re doom, you’re just green on a green screen (hey!)
You can’t match this titan, vile and giant, you see the light, boy? 
But I like it silent, so with violence I’ll murder this white noise

Ryan George
You think your depths collect death with rap you’re foolish
Because I think I’d rather jam on to some elevator music
Oh, sorry for the hostility, I don’t mean to be such a dull hater
In fact my grandma has that same exact wallpaper 
Your itty bitty limelight, really doesn’t scar me truly
Inconsistent timelines, like this isn’t a Marvel movie
I’m doing this all on my own, I don’t need anyone to team with 
Cause beating you was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

The Backrooms vs Ryan George

Happy Halloween y'all! We've finally come back with a full battle for the holiday season! Today we have the classic serial killer, Michael Myers, pitted against legendary actor and comedian, Mike Myers! Enjoy!

CAST
Mr. Tibbs as Michael Myers
Zawesome as Mike Myers

LYRICS
MICHAEL
Happy Halloween, All Hallows’ Eve 
When Michael’s on the scene, all who follow dream
Of the precedent, the legacy I carried on my back
That no goalie or roasty toasty ghostie can try to match
While your legacy was capped by some animated trash
Meant to latch and piggyback off a better studio
Can’t make another movie though, got moody, ask the cast
This cat is a bat shit hack
With the hat trick of bad flicks crashin’ your whole career
It won’t move as slow as me when the ends near
And with Shrek in the rear view mirror, you fell flat
Plus your improv isn’t funny, didn’t laugh

MIKE
Mr. Powers, there’s no room for you, I’m afraid
If you’re looking to “spit sick” it’s too late
I’ve sent a killer on the mic to “kill you” quick
Well I’m afraid, Doctor, he can’t spit. Well shit.
So let’s use some hindsight, are you really that iconic?
It’s hard to find a “Best” list with even your first movie on it
And it’s not like there’s new hits, by like your sixth, it’s all hollow
But no matter how bad the new flicks blow, shit follows
Like sure you’re the basis for the rest, now you’re a joke, a mess
Just a silly bitch, comedic fluff at best
I speak for a generation, it’s mean, but it’s gotta be said
I beg, after this time, stay fucking dead

MICHAEL
Made cherished characters, the love grew without you
Became sellouts too, then they fell out too
Boxed up in the attic, you tried to go dramatic
Then proceeded to shit out movies in the discount rack, it’s
Pathetic, you has been neurotic nutcase on your last grace
Shrek rose from the grave, letting you save yellow face
No matter the timeline, I can never be stopped
Just like how you'll always make classic films... Not.

MIKE
It’s quite sad when an indie series sells out for a buck
Cuz your new stuffs like Pizza Hut, they fucking suck
Let’s be real, the classics are trash, there’s no flash, pizzaz
For the gashing, blood splashing, supposed to be cool slashing
Career revered, look at my shelf, I got gold
No longer fun, collects dust on the shelf, You got old
Because you’re boring! Relevance tied to Youtube rants!
Your rhymes have become tiresome! Now ve dance!

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Michael Myers vs Mike Myers | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

written by grasman
Beat by dansonn 
Mixed by Jort
fightmarker as Charles lee ray
GRASMAN as William afton 
  
RAP BATTLES!
CHARLES LEE RAY 
VS  
WILLIAM AFTON 
BEGIN! 
  
Charles Lee Ray:
The oh so famous man behind the slaughter, coming at me for a face off? 
I´ll call you Nica, you got no legs to stand on
Now voodoo's all I’ve left to use, Ade due Damballa 
Give me the power I beg of you, so I can steal Afton’s thunder

Charles lee ray now as Chucky:
Hi, I'm chucky!, I´d say “wanna play?,”  
But based on your games, ain't no way that i´ll stay, 
And watch your flat point and click pointless fame,
Such a dweeb, they got shaggy to play him 
Its funny after being flamed so many times
I´d expect some heat to be in your lines
And yes you left a trail of bodies behind 
But that ended with your own child dying
not fnaf fans want this faz-hack back
Scott milked you to death, and now in battle rap?
Leave you in a pool of blood, hear those spring locks snap,
But I would too with where your franchise is at
You got no luck with the chuck, it's about time that you frickin’ scurry
Do us all a favor and stay dead this time, you frickin´ furry


William Afton:
A man such as William Afton, stooping this low,
To go blow for blow of your joke of a show?
I would know, I hold showbiz close to my heart, mate.
This poor excuse for a horror icon could be dropped with a pet gate 
tried going comedy, but fell off harder than a babysitter
You're more suited as my robot than a serial killer
I watched Curse of Chucky, where’d all the fun go?
I've seen scarier dolls produced by funko
There's no disc or remnant that’d make this gremlin bring me any fear
You’ve been rebooted so much, but I’m still here.
 
Chucky:
I know i'm fighting a businessman, I should've expected false ads  
But god damn, I expected at least one comeback
went out of your way to build some machines
With the intention of kidnapping little kiddies 
And got shocked when the robot you made to kill kids
Got too close to Izzy, and did what intended…

William Afton:
Let’s stop Plushtrap on his spotlight
You're no better than the bots roaming round’ at night
Lakeshore strangler? Not very fitting 
As you appear to be the one who’s choking!
Your idiotic loopholes are a disgrace to your act 
I don’t need to clone myself to always come back…

William afton now as Springtrap:
I've been searching for a suit to leave you stuffed in
But you’d have better luck with doc Mcstuffin
Try to take me down, we’d be stuck here forever 
With CG more distracting than audio errors 
Pizzerias to hardware, ain’t no one stoppin’ me 
With a legacy spawned from a wee murder spree 
And just when you thought you were done with me 
Better check the screens for a Security Breach 
More dangerous than me, how you act with boys 
And your girl is more plastic than the toys
Scare more kiddies than me with your twisted laugh 
Chucky can try to rap but. you can't. 
I'd put yo back together, but you’re already made from tropes and pieces
So instead I’ll leave this plushie with more interesting design choices…

William Afton vs. Charles Lee Ray | NIGHT FIVE.

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stoffrex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

Rap Assault BONUS! Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian (AOSTH vs Zelda CDI) 100 Hours Challenge!

watching me

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

DOUBLE-FIXED MIX
seriously? another Bill battle?
KiernenKing as primary Bill Cipher
Fightmarker, Mancha and Vladimyr P as secondary Bill Ciphers
Jacob G. as Shuma Gorath
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by DeegleNV
Written by Trakked, Michael Stark, FyxFynn and ColeDaCole

Battle:
Bill Cipher:
*laughter*
Ah, screw the announcer format, you all already know it’s me! 
The diabolical dream demon, hey, you’re already green with envy!
Geez, it seems the Many-Angled One might be too edgy!
You're just a green ink blob on paper, I'm a deadly hefty Freddy!
Say, Trakked, why did you put me up against this harmless Kraken,
When his only traction came from a cliche born in the trash bin?
Just a has-been that happens to have my abilities, except rhyme,
Because I’m thinking it’s well beyond The One Who Sleeps’ bedtime!

Shuma-Gorath: 
Dissing a living corpse of a series? Haha, How quaint!
I won’t need a Memory Gun to leave this Isosceles erased
Krueger’s cockiness is his downfall; no AXOLOTL could break your curse,
Deviants shipped you with that child, looks like you’ve got your own Cancer-verse!
You’re trapped in your own Bubble, confined within Oregon’s mess heap,
While the multiverse is for my taking! You barely make children XD.
Tried to leave people a-Gaster, while this so-called master's big plan
Was moreso a party for his friends, you're on par with This Man.
Been in much too many battles, and people still dread your name
But not because you strike fear, repetition’s more your game
Everything begins and ends with Shuma-Gorath, heed the message I am sending
You just end out as mediocre; seems your party’s finally ending

Bill Cipher:
Gravity Falls into my favor, with yours I can't say the same
Put down by your Doctor, now you’re just a tool for fighting games!
I'll make calamari outta Cthulhu, I mean, your Chaos Dimension's pitiful
Even my dreamscape's voice actors could leave this Lovecraftian miserable!

(Fightmarker)
Kicking you out of the Door-mammu, even he’s better with chaos
Your Strange fame’s always been a ghost; It’s time to perform a seance!

(Mancha)
I may know lots of things, but I’ll still put my two cents in!
Tried to become a second devil, but this comic still couldn’t Blendin!

(Vladimyr P)
Couldn’t kill your own betrayer? How sad, for a eldritch terror
You said it yourself, you’re true emptiness, as well as a cosmic-scale error!

(All Ciphers)
There’s no need to make a deal! To me, you’re absolutely useless

(Kiernen)
I’ll keep my eye on you, Gorath, your efforts are ultimately fruitless

Shuma-Gorath:
You spend your time tricking children, while I can instantly kill Ford
Because you have the type of performance that I wouldn’t even pay a Bill for
Bow down to Shuma-Gorath, for I am victorious in this versus
Your suffering cries are music to me, unlike your rap verses
You must be petrified, because your zodiac’s aren’t exactly “killer”
Turning a Blind Eye to the fact half of your shows runtime was filler
This is your Last Day of Magic, and you came up shorter than a gnome 
Cage-ing you in this bout, leaving you trapped twice in a glass dome

Bill Cipher:
It’s About to Get Weird, kid, so I suggest you slither away,
You couldn’t cut it in the MCU, so now you’re stuck in the funnies
Your sense of humor’s an illusion ;I hope we never meet again!
Because all your raps were holograms, a failure without his money! (HAHAHA!)

Shuma-Gorath:
You talk about money, yet your namesake destroys its use
Hell, Weirdmageddon must’ve come straight off a page from Dr. “Soos”!
You must be on a hunt for your Cyphers, since no-one could fund your scripts
Your time has come to burn, Bill, and Damnation is your punishment.

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