Somebody once told me the Internet is only for talking shit and looking at tits
It is 2000 and 1 now I'm triggered, fat and drunk and I'm raping a kid in the comments
Well the lols are coming and they don't stop flooding, black lives matter when they kill harambè
Didn't make sense not to live online you smell like farts but you're the king of bombs
So much to say so much to read so much porn out there for the fapping
You live alone with your four bros and everyone is a cuckolds

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls as long as you don't go and leave your home

Its a cool story bro I'm a dangerous colder I started at 9 now I'm just getting older
And the media is getting much bigger no one is getting shot if I say the word (woah there)
And I can say pretty much anything and got enough porn for a night of jacking
The world outside is dark and cold I'll just stay inside like a little good troll

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls as long as you don't go and leave your home

You think you're funny bro? I'll DDos you and fuck your mum's ass up dude
You know who I am? I'm the leader of anonymous I'm behind 17 proxys and your mum's IP address bro
I don't want to fuck chicks girls are gay my brother sore a vagina once and he said it smelt like old sweaty dicks (I'm the best)

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls and we're all fucking fags

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get the Jews away from this place
I said yep what a concept I could use some less Jews myself lets load them all on the Minecraft train
Well the Minecraft money made the mine cop funny death to the Jews I did nazi that coming
Didn't make sense not to live for lols you're cool online but you smell like balls
So much to say so much to read so much furry shape for the fapping
You live alone with your four bros now everyone is a mictoe

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls as long as you don't go and leave your home
We all got big fucking dongs as long as we don't go to talk to girls

Heroes & Trolls (Smash Mouth Parody) ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

My friend's got an iPhone and he hates that shit
He tells me everyday
He says "Man, I'm down to 22%, and I just charged all day!"

He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone
Deletes his fucking music all day
If he wants to plug his headphones in his damn phone, he can't get an iPhone 8

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
iPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

He slits both his hands and it still isn't enough
To bring an end to system updates
OS is just lubing up his little but for like 10 or 11 rapes

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
iPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

Well I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah!
Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong everyday!

(Let me tell you 'bout the other friend now!)

My friend's got an Android and it sucks his dick
And grills him savory steak
If he wants fucking cancer, then he'll get iPhone
But 'til then, his life is great

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
iPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

iPhone did 9/11, it wasn't Zayn!
iPhone why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

(And that's why now everyone's an Android...)

IPhones Gay ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

Smoking a blunt in my new Aston
Borrowed it from a man who wants it back
Said I just gotta take it to get some crack
Oh woah in my new car

As I'm driving the cops say hey
Did we beat a black guy today?
Police pull me over and I told 'em no please
I'm Kobe

My head hit the curb that they threw me on
They said you should've fucking said that you're Lebron
They took my Aston Martin and they all went bowling
Bowling

Why am I treated this way because of my color
I thought shit would be different after Obama
But it's only racister now, it true though
Oh yeah

Trump, did you get elected here through ya man
What is your connection to the ku cucks klan?
Did you ever molest that little nigga Trudeau?

Dear White People
I got me some questions you could answer me bro
Why is you oppressing all of my-y people
Why you all pretending like you're not evil?

Dear White People
Sitting around in a fucking gazebo
Sipping on a bottle of Pellegrino
Stroking on a cute ass little fucking beagle
Oh

Why do you attack us everywhere that we go?
Telling us to park your Porsche
Guess how it affects our ego
(Lemme get your phone thing code)
Why you always bragging that you have one black amigo?
Lemme guess if does he know
That you say words like negro

You hire fucking Pablo
To cut your fucking shrub bro
But I can't get a job though
If I'm not fucking rob lowe
Everytime you do a crime the charges always got dropped
But I'm always getting thrown in prison yeah I got got
When you're up out in the street up in the morning running
And you see us and you always think we're gonna mug you
I just wanna see if you had any extra money
Why I gotta chase you when you take off running

Police on the streets all fuck with my peoples
Took my desert eagles and all my pringles
Why you always think that every brother sells crack
I'm just selling Wii Box 2s and a Dell Mac

I sleep on the street bro outside of home depot
Shoes are made of bondo, house is made at kinko's
Chilling at the red box, smoking on some red rocks
Used to be a shortstop playing with the red sox
Oh yeah

Dear White People
Why you always telling me what shit is legal
Why you take my opportunities from me bro
Why my new car now getting repo'ed

Dear White People
Sitting round listening to Flock of Seagulls
Listening to Iron Maiden and Meat Loaf
Buying fucking new shirts at Uniqlo
Oh

How the hell we ever gon get out poverty yo
All we got is EBT clothes
Some of us still wearing jncos
(Got gold where our teeth go)
Where the fuck did all them good times and the peace go?
Black on black crime cuts deep yo
Hurting ourself like emos

We're Black People
Individuality traded for hammer and sickle
Ghost of Booker T lays comatose and feeble
History repeats itself like a ripple

Mohito Burrito
Salad and Dorito
Five dollar wonton, comes with young chinko
You can get shwarma, blow up all the gringos
(Wig wog ag wig wog)
Let's have some pizza

Don't think for yourself no
Find out where you came from
Dress up like a retard
Base your life on choices of dead old people
They must've known something that we don't
Dear White People
(Now on Netflix)

Dear White People (Despacito Parody) ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

I'm Racist (In No Way Whatsoever ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

If I could speak to everybody in the world, I wouldn't
Not a single fucking soul would deserve to have heard it
They couldn't even grasp what I'm handing them
It's like there's so many blank stares I can bare in one life

If I could feed all the people of the world with need,
I wouldn't even stop eating for them to stop bleeding
I feel better every second I hurt you
In a world where suffering is seen as a virtue

I'm falling apart, every day is the same
Everybody's a stranger, I'm basting in anger
It's the same shit, each day is over before it started
Walking around every party, is everybody just fucking retarded?!

Somewhere far off in a luminol world, every girl I ever wanted takes a form that I thought
of when I saw her standing tall, looking gorgeous in the corner
Right before she would fuck it up, shattering my dreams
Cause the image that I've saw is what she could've been

Listen to me, why don't you want me, huh?
You think I'm ugly, do I bore you or something?
Cause I've come a pretty fucking long way to be here and to make myself available, to hell with you!
Wait, no. I'll tell you what you are: the reason I'm breathing

You're why I started singing, burning every bridge beneath me
Do I make shit look easy?! (It is!)
The tallest monument to someone I could've loved
I'd tear the fucking sky apart to show that I'm good enough

You're the music, I discovered as a kid
I was told not to listen to the music, but I did
And I heard the sounds of Athens, calling through the centuries
A ripple from the past, things Aristotle said to me

In writings that were buried, leaving the world in darkness, 'til his words surfaced on Earth by Aquinas
(Writings that were buried, leaving the world in darkness, 'til his words surfaced on Earth by Aquinas)

You know that song I wrote for you? Bet you never knew it was for you
That song that lit up the planet in laughter?
Not after it made me a fortune, I guess I thought that... if I wrote the perfect song, you might notice me
Might know you made the wrong choice when you chose him over me...

Guess that's what I get letting someone close to me

Malevolent Universe ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

Uh Michelle. Uh Malani
What's that sound outside?
Make way for my denali
Make way I'm Bengali
Since I've been out of the White House
I've been standing in line at the Welfare Office
Smoking a blunt with the cast of Entourage
That's good shit Turtle
Finally I could stop with the while
Boy lies so here's what I'm really like

It's Ali, House of Saudi, Barry Obama
Drivin me a stolen Audi that belongs to me
I get arrested sometimes, my vest contains a bomb
I was born in North Vietnam and in Bali

Its Ali, I'm a Sunni from Alabama
Eating me a bucket of drums from KFC
(Ay who the hell is this guy?)
I'm you with an expensive tie
Still using White House WIFI on my 3G

(He's a pimp standing on the street corner)
But I live here
(He's a black guy, please call the police)
Uh I ask that you don't
(Hes a muslim preparin' my shawarma)
Paid by big Pharma
I'm a piece of African radical black panther Arab-American dream

It's Ali smokin' some tree daddy Obama
Nigerian prince stealing your identity
I spread the word of Allah
In a stolen Impala
I was born in North Africa probably

On the streets mowing down fuckin' honkeys
I was Bin Laden's tribe originally
I'm jihading around on a donkey
I was born in East Pakistan
Uzbekistan
Kazakhstan
Afghanistan and
The ghetto of Haiti in jail

Its Ali at Micket D's
Smokin' a crack rock
Can you pls pass me the chicken nigga please

From the White House to a tent
I'm always late on my rent
I'm serving life sentences
Smokin a blunt
I'm airplanes crashing in 2001
I'm the fear that Americans
Feeling ever since Abraham Lincoln freed me
I'm me
Suck my D
I need money
(I don't like white people)

Prince Ali Obama ~~ (Aladdin Parody) ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

Party in the TSA ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

All I Do is GAME ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

RAP BATTLE! Blaire White VS Red Pill Black ~ (Guys Guys Guys)

There's a gay old man with the facts
Every day he's there with attacks
He needs somethin to get mad at
Disgusting
We have to talk about
That homosexual is Philly D
Dumb face, beady eyes
He makes a million bucks in a fuckin week
And pretends he's just gettin by

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Philly D
Philly just eat a D

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Eat a D
Phil's got a little D

He wants guys in him
Not women
Everybody agrees

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Philly D
Philly just eat a D

If Phil doesn't fuckin like
What ya did
Then your gonna fuckin die
And he is the guy
That will deside
You suffered enough
To get a second try
Deep down he is afraid of
Showin us his hate of
People and humanity
Just another Adolf
Wannabe dictator
Nih gurfagit
Splash of pee

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Philly D
Philly just eat a D

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Eat a D
Phil's a fuckin Nazi

He wants guys in him
He likes women
Or so we're meant to believe

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Philly D
Philly eat a fuckin D

Are ya gonna cry
Philly cry
With me
Tell me that
You love me
Hope you're alright with me
You might get me
Lynched by internet police
I'll pass this to you
Please let us know
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Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Philly D
Philly just eat a D

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Eat a D
Phil's a fuckin Chinee

Do ya wanna fight with me
Spend the night with me
I'll show you how it
Ought to be

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Philly D
Philly eat a fuckin D

Hope your butt is tight Philly
Hold tight Billy
I'm gonna make you believe

Eat a fuckin D
Philly D
Eat a D

Better get on your knees
Please

Bebe Rexha (feat FGL) “Meant to Be" PARODY Eat a D ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

Guess this ain’t temporary 
Cause you kickin me out 
Said you want me gone 
Threw my phone at my mouth 

I got blood all over yo carpets 
It’s freaking you out/get distracted 
And now I’m thinking bout freaking 
You now 

Our relationship crazy
We both know that’s is true 
I don’t always just come 
Correct for the shit that I do 

I don’t care bout these 
Other bitches/ to tell
You to truth 

Me and they chemistry just 
Too different 
It bleed at the roots 

On my own 
Feeling Everyday the same
Always stuck in my ways 
For a little

But when I’m grown
And the reaper call my name 
Will it all in be in vain 
Will I just remain, calm

Like a tear in the rain
Falling slowly 
Like a lock in the brain 
Always knowing

call me like where Is 
You at? I’m out the way 
With my dogs 

Kami you need to comeback 
The city been pissing me off 

Being surrounded by giddy
Niggas not getting me off 

Even when I be off the drugs 
You be lifting me off 

You just appeal to these bitches 
Given you handsome and all 

Make me a promise if they
Come flockin you treat em 
Like dogs/

Kami the god of the space 
Bambi the deer in the fog 

I get to stressing 
Hop in the reverend 
And blow the exhaust 

[Hook]

We in love with the pain 
Call you with nothing say 

Girl this music shit stress me 
Out it be fucking my brain 

I’ll make love to you in the ocean
We one with the waves 

Off the drugs at my mama 
And I’m one with ya face 

I be spazzing on niggas 
You be calming me down 

You be stressing a lot 
Cause I’m never around 

Spend a day in the city
Then back outta the town 

Im just chasing these 
Faces baby keep holding 
Me down

pills cures my depression

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