https://archiveofourown.org/works/43386552

Cat sound effects added for Jeff, the accountant. hope you like them. the chirps are Delilah and the purrs are Charlotte

Ed has a mostly work-from-home office job. He is rich and successful, but he hates it. And it’s not the job; he just hates working. Always has, always will. A bright spot comes into his dreary, digital world when a new coworker, Stede Bonnet, shows up on screen during a biweekly committee call. A work crush might spice things up. But before he can act on said crush, Ed has to figure out if Stede hates working as much as he does. (An office AU but not a "The Office" AU.)

CC: Brenda

A Stroke of Insight by involuntaryorange
An OFMD podfic
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39083220/chapters/97769541

A Stroke of Insight by involuntaryorange

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66886501

By Vmarssmartrthnme

Stede decides to put his brilliant plan into motion to win the heart of his crush, Ed. Things do not go as planned.

Bin Thinking About You

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/168957301

Wonderful cover art by sweetpotato

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 12)

demolitionwoman on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42993231

sd_ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69070791

[podfic] grace unknown

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49358536

Y2K by Shalamarr

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68928861

The Strangest Feelling We Belong Together by dimsimkitty

podfic of slow wake up sunday morning by red right ankle

read: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66555850

sd on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69594086

[podfic] slow wake up sunday morning

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46351462

By queenbee42. Written fic originally posted Aug 8 2023.

Following the events of OFMD season 1, Stede seeks a sea witch’s help in finding and winning Ed back.

The witch gives him not what he wants, but what he needs.

The Pirate, the Witch, and the Potion

11 The Reno Cure by Rotten_Soldier

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67410582/chapters/174179312

By YellowMustard, art by bbyteach

Ed jerks his head in the direction of the couch in the nearby waiting nook, and prepares himself for impending disaster.

The impending disaster follows. Eagerly.

“I’ve organized everything chronologically,” he says, setting the overstuffed briefcase down and thumbing through some of the piles. “But I can, of course, rearrange the presentation order based on your personal preferences! Alphabetically? Most-to-least amusing? Oh! Or a mystery draw - just pick a random folder without looking! That could be fun, couldn’t it?”

Somewhere, deep in Ed’s soul, a very tiny, very tired voice goes: there is something deeply wrong with you as a man, Ed. You’re into this. Don’t even try to fucking deny it.

(Or: Stede Bonnet is getting his first tattoo. Maybe. If Ed is able to rifle through Stede's entire briefcase of ideas and pro/con lists and flow charts and excel spreadsheets, and figure out what he actually wants. Which might take some time. A Reverse Big Bang 2025 fic with art by bbyteach!)

1 The Colour and the Shape

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I'm on AO3 at PilotPiratePods and bluesky at PilotPirate

A Stroke of Insight by involuntaryorange

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