This is not as easy as it looks.  I'd love to hear what you guys got you can come at me or you can just are following the rules. It's gotta be at least one person in Toronto. That can handle the task. I'm not gonna lie coming at someone with this these rules.

I think this is too complex and strict for AI or Internet to help anyone. I don't know, but I just have a feeling so we know it's real lyricist if they step to this. Whose first up? I'm bored

(Lyrics Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3diq53m18

In loving memory of my best friend Paul's Mother Sheila. May she rest in peace.

Its Not Your Fault

All these dramas all these wars I think it's all the distraction. Keep our eyes focussed while the earth behind us is cracking. Maybe it'll be corona X2 the bird flu I don't know, but all I know is don't expect without change that your life's guaranteed to live all the way through this is a petition. We don't need to keep this shit up for another hundred years we ain't gonna make it that long if we even attempt to the songs not a song it's a warning. It's a chance we can all unite together. I think it's just the leaders one fights I think the people of all nations just wanna relax chill and live it up and enjoy family and be right.

NSWO

(Lyrics Video)
https://youtu.be/qSiFH2bPcro?si=2oLSlNeyqhQmNGgm

Colored Tops

Mom.. If you're checking out my latest songs on my SoundCloud account, you're not allowed to listen to this one... 

Art Of Seduction

Full Disclosure: I'm not actually Jimmy even though I say, Jimmy is the one you're hearing right now it's not me, Jimmy is Jimmy.

Shimmy Shimmy Jimmy

LYRIC VIDEO

https://youtu.be/FNrcItFtZRw

The Planets Gettin' Divorced

Forget Me Not

https://soundcloud.com/pineappleunderthestairs/jesse-j-trauma-prod-by-pineapple-man
(trauma! is pt.2 of 2)

WARNING: This song is my attempt to depict a man with mental health issues, the character does commit the act of suicide so that I may tell the story from the afterlife from his point of view. My intention was to  give  the listener a  complex,  compassionate character, though  he clearly, suffers from some unmanaged feelings. Resulting in him going through with a suicide.  If this is something that may disturb you, please refrain from listening to the song. My commitment to authenticity throughout my music and the combination of the subject matter may result  unwanted feelings, opinions. So please proceed with caution or refrain from this particular song when listening. 

Remember, it gets better, and always value yourself. Your  should value yourself highly. You are a 1/1 after all!


9-8-8: Suicide Crisis Helpline

https://blog.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines/

please take care of your mental health. if you need to talk to someone find your areas support line at the above link or call emergency services for your area

pain! (pt.1)

PB META PUNCHLINES – STRICT RULES (CHALLENGE)

1. START WITH A REAL SCENE.
   Describe what’s actually happening. No fake slang, no imaginary props.

2. THE PUNCHLINE IS AN EXISTING PHRASE.
   It must be a real, known, MULTI-WORD phrase (2+ words). No made-up names.

3. BOTH SIDES DESCRIBE THE SAME THING.
   The setup and the phrase must honestly fit the same object or situation
   from different angles.

4. NO SOUND-ALIKE CHEATS.
   No homophones, no “kinda sounds like” jokes. The flip is SEMANTIC, not phonetic.

5. NO SOLO WORD PUNS.
   Single-word flips don’t count. The phrase has to land as its own concept
   (paper clips, salad dressing, Max Payne, ladybug, booty shorts).

6. FILLER IS ILLEGAL.
   Every bar is either a PB Meta Punchline or directly setting one up.

7. NEVER EXPLAIN THE BAR.
   If you have to spell it out, it’s not clean enough to be PB Meta.

CHALLENGE:
Write 16 bars of PURE PB META PUNCHLINES.
No homophones. No fake slang. No filler.
If you can do that clean, I want to hear it.

Pun Based Meta Puchlines

My name is P.U.T.S. aka "PUTS ON".....Im a disgusting piece of fruit.

Pun Based Meta Puchlines

PUTS (Pineapple Under The Stairs)

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