Kruz B. Esther but it's both the new and old one

SaMmY. MY. G.
Hi.
ZOOoo...
TRYInG TO GET RIDZ OF ME ARE YAH?
ZORRY "PAL".
NO CAN dO.

HEHEHEAHHAHAEHAEHAEHAE...
MURDeRING MY ""FRIEND"" At 3AM (gone WRONG) (gone ZzZzEXUAL)
PREPARE YO AZZ.

Prank (gone WRONG) (gone SEXUAL)

This is the My life is like a replacement for my new AU Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet.
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Thanks squire!
Youre-a-welcome!
say who are you?
Me? I'm-a-gamer.
Gamer? Well You seem the type to help people out.
yep! Thats-a-me.
Let me test you to see if you're strong enough for my task.
(one battle later.)
It seems you are strong enough for my task.
Meet me at the mountain.

Got Some Potions? Cause I Think - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

This is the uhh "Buy Milk" replacement (I guess) for my AU, "Deltarune: The ULTRA Puppet".
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STATUS UPDATE:

GREETINGS: POST MAN
THANK YOU FOR: BLOOD

THANK YOU.

YOU ARE: USEFUL
I NEED: MORE
MORE: BLOOD
MORE: POWER

BRING ME MORE.

-- TIP OF THE DAY --

Check out pig spamlina v2 @pigplusplusplus or canon spamlina @bingo-yoking-strider . This take sucks.

This is my "Connection timed out:" replacement for The Yoker's ( @bingo-yoking-strider ) AU "Deltarune: The Spamlina Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU attempting to revive SpamLina (it will get cancelled like the rest me thinks)
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🙄 You. You're back? How dare you! 😮‍💨 

👓 I hope for your own sake that you came to pay for the damage done to my glasses 💔 

dUdE wHy ArE u InStAnTlY gEttIng AggreSsIve aRenT u A PriNcESS oR sOmeThIng

😮 Well now, you're correct, Where did my manners go? 🤭 

YeAh YeAh GeT iT oVeR wItH duDE wHaTs ur DeaL

😐 you're asking me what my deal is? ❓ 

gO oN dUdE i DoNt HaVe All DaY

😠 Geez, Werent you the one complaining about me getting aggressive ⁉️ 

shUt uP 

🤔 Ive got something to ask you, Krispy. 😅 

👑 Within the queen's castle lies a relic of old times 👴 

⭐ One With amazing powers 🌩️ 

🙏 I need you to get it for me, That would be very heroic of you, Kris. 🦸‍♂️ 

Y tF wOulD i EvEn HeLp U

🎁  Ill give you PUDDING 🍮 

DeAl!!!
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw @therealmaz @g1llant (they got banned)
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @bingo-yoking-strider

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @ senoktrashstupid
Vocals by @retravulsive
Everything else by me

Gone out of fashion - [Deltarune: The Spamlina Puppet]

This is the "Connection timed out" (but not "Email Jeremy") Replacement for mine and https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus 's AU "Kasul's the Same Same Same Puppet" Don't think about how this, think about your sins weighing on your back.
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||Excuse me sir, I'm really sorry for what happened back at my restaurant. I was just really scared of losing my dream. I've come to formally ask you to please reconsider your rating|| (why are you even asking this, it's not like it'll work)
Tam Smod
58 seconds ago
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Actually, I think I will
1 person found this surprising
|W-wait, really?| (you feel like you're words aren't hidden anymore)
Tam Smod
49 seconds ago
⭐⭐⭐
Well, I suppose sometimes in this job I forget not everyone can be a world class chef. I may have judged you too harshly
1 person found this very helpful
|You...You'll really change my rating??| (you ask hopefully)
Tam Smod
38 seconds ago
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Well...If you were to...do something for me...Then of cource!!
1 person found this expect-able
|...Of cource there's a catch| (you say with a sigh)
Tam Smod
31 seconds ago
⭐⭐
Don't worry it won't be too difficult. just a bit...dirty...for a man of my class
1 person found this suspicious
| Okay...what dirty work do I have to do for you| (you ask. scared to know what this creepy critic would have you do|
Tam Smod
24 seconds ago
⭐⭐⭐
Well you see, I once had a bottle of sauce so delicious it could make even the worst meal a delectable gourmet. But then...in my rage one day I lost it in the sewers. It must still be down there, I need you to Retrieve it.
|Um..how the sigma do you lose a bottle down a sewer?|
Tam Smod 
15 seconds ago
⭐
-It doesn't matter. I need it back. and I need someone to get it for me
|Well is there at least something you can give me that can help me move  the manhole cover| (You ask. there wasn't.  It's not like this AU has a keygen)

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Deltarune, TOP, TSP, TSOP, TSSP, TSOP, AND TSSSP made by no one. They've been here since the creation of the universe.

Sorry, It Was Just Bloody Raw [[Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet]]

Two of the melodies by @funnemanlikescow

This is the "> NO BUDDYS KNOW BUDDY"S no bUDDYS KNOW BUD I" hAD THE GA" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune; The Yellow Same Same Same Puppet"! Think! I wonder how clust3r would feel about me hoping that I'll make this a full AU...

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* The Spam Tedd approaches Krisspay.

[✉] Message text
* Alright, I am: about to push you.

[✉] Message text
* Prepare to: drown.

KrISsPaYvEgATaBLEcONsUMER
* NuUh Uh

* Krisspay holds a gun up to the Spam Tedd.

[✉] Message text
* Oh, I: see how it is.

* The Spam Tedd holds a gun at Krisspay.

KrISsPaYvEgATaBLEcONsUMER
* Nuh-uH yOu cAN'y  Do ThaT
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thumbnail by: mE
song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @retravulsive
Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by the @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @clust3rpepis
The Yellow Same Same Same Puppet by widesmile_.png

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine therews nothing else here because they haven't happened yet)
The Yellow Same Same Same Puppet by ME and I Guess clust3r but Not Really
Vocals by ME
Art by ME and Uh Skyrim People...?

This Song Was Made on UltraBox (Link: https://tinyurl.com/29ocnd4n)

my-mailbox

[Deltarune; The Yellow Same Same Same Puppet] - IT'S: A STEAL!

This is the "poopton the shitter of all toilet" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same same other (not same) Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kriss P is actually a good character!

their real name is piss
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hey poopton i'm gonna take a piss
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yeah

kriss piss all around pisser [Deltarune The Same Same Other Puppet]

Smashertheme

i know who made the song! its maz!
but we love kruz b esther here we love this corpse friend

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• HeYY!!! HIIII!!!
• HOW is iT GOING? FrIENd!!!
• iT’s MEEE!! kRUZ BETH ESTHeRRR!!!
-Hey, man...
-Are you alright?
-You look horrible.
• <​Lie> oF COuRSE IM FINE MY GOOD CHuMMY CHUM PaL!!
-Why did you say "Lie" out loud right before that?
-...Do you need some patches or something? I doubt you're in a healthy condition right now.
• [Speech 40] <​Bluff> NO NO NO NO!!! I aM PerFEcTLY OKAY!!! tHATS A SPEECH CONDITION!!! i aM DoING GREAaAAaAt!!!
• aLL THANKS tO THE IMMENSE genERoSITY OF SUN LABS!!
• [FAILED]
-I can see that you're lying.
-Here, have this.
• [Attack]
• [Maxxie: Hand]
• [Critical Strike On Right Hand]
𝟷 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚔(𝚜) 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍
• nO NO NO NO NO!!
• I do NOT NEED yoUR STUFF!!!
• bUT YOU KNOw WHat you DO NEED?
• A SUN LABS PRO SUBSCRIPTION WITH 1 MONTH FREE TRIA

[Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet] - SUBJECT 02 KRUZ B. ESTHER

kruz b dont kill me im literally reuploading ur songs rn wtf is your problem
song by @houjon-second
au by @chromie_uh

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-God, take the Stimpak!
-I'm TRYING to HELP you!
• <​Lie> nO YOU arE nOT HELPING!!!
• I dO NOT NeED ANYTHinG!!
[𝙰𝚄𝙶𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙿]
[𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙻 (𝙰)]
• ...
• aAAARRRGGHGHGHGFUIEFEWFEWNJFKEWNJ
• Interference detected. Engaging in combat now.
-Wait, wha-

[Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet] DON'T JOIN-- THERE'LL B▇▓░▚▟▇▇

ohhh yea this is when the arg stuff started happening right
really slowed down the pace on things.....

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• HEY! ThERE YoU are!!!!
• I WAS STaRtING TO THINK you WErENT COMING!!!
• sORRY FOR EARLIER, bY THE WaY.

-Oh, it's alright
-That was a security measure.

• oH? wHY DO YOU KnOW ABoUT THat

-I-I mean, I heard what you said there.
-Hey, Bruise?
-Can I ask you something?

• MY Name iS KRUZ BUT SURE IM ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF EARS

-Can you tell me more about your past?

• oH wELL
• i wAS THE sECoND SUCCESFUL SUBJECT fOR SUN LaBS AUGMENTATION eXPERIMENTs
• I WaSNT THE LAST, THoUGH
• tHERE WERE ALOT OF fAILED EXPERIEMENTS
• IT's a SHaME, rEALLY!
• ThEY WERE ALL sO ANTICIPATED.
• bUT THAT'S aLL in THe PAST nOW
• OnE DAY, I hAD A bIG OOPsIE AND WaS GOING To DIE
• <​Lie> bUT THANKS To ThE IMMeNSE GENorOSITY OF SUN LABS, i WaS SAVED
• pLEASE IGNORE THAT
• BY THEIR aDVANCED hUMANOID EMulATION of ReALISTIC REPLiCATING AND INTERACTIVE NeuROLOGICAL GRaFTING SYSTEM (tRADEMARKED)
• HERRING FoR SHORT

-Okay.

• uH.
• MaXXIE.
• cAN I TELL YOU A SeCRET?

-...Sure.

• I CAN STILL HEAR THEM SCREAMING.

[Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet] - Last Chance

found media

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* The sound of mechanical jolts echo throughout the air.
* What appears to be human remains are littered across the halls, yet, upon closer inspection...
* They seem to be almost be...
* Mechanical?
* ...
* Locate the mainframe.
* And end this cycle of suffering once and for all.

[Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet] - Occam's Vessel

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𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴
𝚂𝙷𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽?
❥ 𝚈𝚎𝚜
𝙽𝚘
𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁: 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚄𝚃𝙴
𝙴𝙼𝙴𝚁𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙲𝚈 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙵𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳
• hEY.
• PaL.
• cHUM bUDDY PaL FRiEND CHuMMY.
• ...
• i kNOW WHAT YoU DID.
• tHESE
• TheSE BODIES.
• tHESE SUBJECTS.
• tHEY DEsERvE TO lIVE.
• tHEY dESERVE to LOve.
• tHEY DESerVE TO lAUGH.
• tHEY dESERVE to FeEL.
• ...aND tHE ONLY WaY tHey cAn AcHIEVe LIFE
• is FOR tHEM tO tAke oVer a HuMAn bODY.
• sIT TIGHT, oLD FRIENDS.
• <​Lie> tHIS WILL OnlY HURT A LiTTLE.

[Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet] - PLEASE STAND BY

`this is the "Drama is coming" replacement for my new and very unoriginal AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where "B." takes the role "_"!
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big boris b: hi i am big boris b
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thumbnail by: thumbnail
 song by: song
Deltarune by Fwug "Don't Call me Fwug "Toby Fox" Radiation" Radiation
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
 The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
 The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by ME and ONLY ME. This is the only 3same, no other 3sames exist.
The Same Same Same Other Puppet I mean dialog by @grassdemon
Simon C. Teesen by PoopInAFart69
@heracusus42 by vocals
popcornpr1nce by underswap alphys
namikin by namikin
Art by Disney but they can't sue me because it's steamboat willie 
@its-appel-on-purpose by drama buster

Drama Strike Back - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

Link to Book (English):
getinkspired.com/pt/story/520449/…english-version/

Link to Book (Portuguese):
getinkspired.com/pt/story/414704/aequus/

ADVICE: MUSIC — ESPECIALLY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC — SHOULD BE LISTENED TO THROUGH SPEAKERS WITH A GOOD BALANCE OF BASS AND TREBLE. IF YOU LISTEN TO THESE PIECES ON A CELLPHONE, YOU’LL LOSE AT LEAST 40% OF THEIR QUALITY.

“The Journey”
The song follows Nathan and the Magnamean company as they march eastward. Its grand, steady cadence echoes the firm steps of the travelers and the faint rise of trust amid lingering doubt. Nathan, taken as a prisoner, rides his horse thanks to Rhinos’ intervention — a simple act that breaks the coldness of duty with a quiet spark of compassion.

As the melody unfolds, the rhythm swells with a sense of hope. There is something within the sound that hints at change — perhaps along the road, perhaps within the hearts — as if every note whispered that the path to Magnamea holds more than a single destination.

The Journey

Man I wish I had estrogen

just call me Red

I make a lot of playlists

Pfp by @thlot

banner by the fine folks at the calamity mod wiki (I think)

she/her  🏳️‍⚧️

discord account: redstonetemmiegd

Estrogen respect button ---->

Me when estrogen

can you tell I am desperate to have estrogen please god I hate my body please I need it

Number one rated estrogen fan (C) 2009

if I had estrogen I could like, probably rule the world idk maybe THAT'S why they're hiding it from me

acc run by @cambutcooler
icon art by arrow_nmw
bgnd by hatsune spamsta

[Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet] - Occam's Vessel

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