Let's just say this jam was 30 minutes long and you're lucky I only left this much of it. Skyler Gray is a drummer to fux with. Enjoy this far too long solo.

Drums: Skyler Gray
Guitar: Yoshi Yui

Play Thru 4 Chance 2 win $5 // "Whole Song"

A song about the somehow worse than keystone light cheap beer. Catchy and embarrasing.

Guitar: Wesley Jung
Song: Yoshi Yui
Drums: Richy Branciforte

The PBR,
The PBR.
THE PBR,
The PBR.

Ooooooh.
Ooooooh

You got the PBR
THE PBR
You got the PBR
the PBR

Oooooooooh
That shit will leave emotional scars
in your brain
in your brain
in your brain

in your brain
in your brain 
in your brain

Oooooh oh oh ooooooh

Yeah you got the PBR
Yeah you got the PBR
oooooh
PBR
That shit will leave you emotionally scarred

In your brain
in your brain
in your mind
in your mind
in your brain 
in your brain
in your mind
in your mind
you got the PBR
You got the PBR

Do you know where you'll be where you are?
Do you stay home when you get carded?
when your friends have departed for the bar
you can't even go so far as to say
to say
like hey, can we just stay in today
cause I can't get in
my shit's not scannin
and they're tellin me it's fake
yeah they're tellin me it's fake at Moonie's 
They're tellin me it's fake at Moonie's

They're acting like they're so groovy
They're acting like they're so groovy.

When you run out of words, don't worry. Just go in. NO DRXN
Guitar: Wesley Jung
Random Singing: Yoshi Yui

La Da Dada Da

Wesley Jung Trio shitting on Richy for leaving.

Lyrics: Aquus (Wesley Jung)
Drums: Sarah Yun
Guitar: Yoshi Yui

LYRICS:
Do you have the time to listen to me laugh
Richy's leaving us cause he's a bitch
That's gonna go on the album.

Jack off watch you walk away
dirty bitch and hobo dwarf with a beard
and an ugly purple T
and an ugly purple T

I once saw this little guy with an ugly purple T
it was really ugly I couldn't see anything else
once upon a time I was friends with a dude
with an ugly ass T it was definitely purple
with some grey stripes in it

and I was like HEY! man
where'd you get that shirt
I said hey man where'd you get that shirt
it doesn't even look like Walmart would sell that shit
I couldn't even get it at 5 below
not even at the dollar tree
couldn't even find it at the flee
couldn't even find it for free
or on amazon
that's how ugly it is

Why is that collar white
but the rest of the shirt is grey (with some purple)

Why does that shirt have a whit collar
when it's fucking grey (with some purple)

You thought you were being stylish
by wearing something with the V-neck
but you just look like an engineer who just had his birthday party yesterday and nobody even showed up. What.

I said. What?

Happy Birthday Richy.

Thanks Wes.

Ugly Purple T
Ugly Purple T
Ugly Purple T
Ugly Purple T

Aaaaaahh ahh
uh uh uh uh uh
aaah ahh ah ah ah ahhh ah ah ahhh
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Ugly Purple T (ft. Aquus)

They always said that time waits for no man
So I sit here promise I have no plan
I look to god, but to pray I have no hands
Means but no ends
Drip drop til this shit stop
Hope they fuckin stoppin it, too
Because I’m weak in the knees and I can hardly speak
They told me that time waits for no man
So I’m tryina fuckin dam up
All these damn fucks like the beaver
Attack them with a meat cleaver of the mind
Cause I am a passifist
I used to be a satomassochist
But mostly a massochist to my own self
Put my pride on a high shelf
until I couldn’t reach it
I went to temple
But I couldn’t preach it
Now I’m peaking, call me at the zenith
Now I’m peeking like duck
I used to be a weakling as fuck
Which means paradoxically
I act super toxicly
When I shoulda been looking to my self in the mirror
Until my fate is getting clear
And steer fear of all those weirdos who try to deflect
And now I feel like I have been neglecting myself
So allow me to be selfish
And when you bring my pasta don’t forget the shellfish
Because I’m trying to eat healthy and rich
But I would never go for a touch on the first date
Even though I want it in the worst way
Because buddah said moderation is the way
To never remain complacent
But also not get to high and wasted in a spaceship
I used to be heinous.
Until I got famous.
And in my own brain I can maintain
And it’s my bottle, Bring the champagne
I like the bubbly, But this would fuck with me
But never be under me
Because I’m not an influence even though
I think that like everything I have been doing
No class like a sick student
I’m just starting this big movement
It’s called self love
Sent from the above
We’re just damaged
We’re just coolin but
You know what we use our tools and our mouths
To make our tray take our days and make them great
And stay away from all the bad shit
Maybe used to be a savage
Maybe used to want to cause damage to my brain cells
I got concussed so my brain swells
But now I feel swell like the ocean tide
So I should hide from my demons?
Even though I demean it?
To over come them?
I’m not one of them?
Not demonic. 
Not smoking chronic anymore.
Not hooked.
I’m not on phonics anymore.
I’m illiterate but literally I’m an idiot
For going back to my old ways. those were the old days
Hey Yoshi I call her my old bae.
Until the season changed, now it’s super spicy
and now I’m just tryina meet wifey 
but I know I got no skills and no attractive qualities
Man. I might as well be aimless
I might as well double space my paper to take up more space
To take up more space is not to turn in your place
I rip the space time continuum
And then I continue dumb, and it goes smart
Call it smart art on microsoft word
I just don’t get with any whore
What’s in store today,  
I ask myelf before today, That’s the past
I skip rope then I skip class
I skip rope then I skip class
I mighta choked, but I been last
And I been the worst too, I been the worst version
Just searchin for a virgin, like a sea urchin
Worthless purpose
And then maybe snatching purses
But I left past of mine crime behind
Take my time rewind, then drop a new line
To myself like here’s a longer rope don’t hang yourself
I know the day goes slow, but it’s okay though
We got like two weeks left until graduation
I hope that doesn’t mean that I stay complacent
I stay adjacent mentally
tell my homies
and I start romie romie roamin off to rome
it’s off the top of the dome
like they dromo
and then they say oh no
what the fuck you do do?
Yeah I used to be an extinct bird 
And now I just speak distinct words
Instinctive verbs, with some verve
Down the campus land I swerve
Curvy like an ampersand time moves slow like molassas man
We’re tight for the fattest jams
Even though my drums are dusty
And my brain is musty
And my voice is croaky
And my guitar string’s broken
And my amp don’t work
I still can make it.
Take it.
Fuck the makeshift.
Drive a stick shift as a spaceshift.
God damn I must be wasted.
I speak truth in lies.

Time Waits For No Man

One Pipe One Dream

Cupid's Chokehold x Jimi Hendrix. That is all.

Vocals: Aquus (Wesley Jung)
Guitar: Yoshi Yui
Drums: Aaron Strauss

Cupid's Chokehold

Oh fuck yeah.

Vocals, Drums: Wesley Jung
Synth: Yoshi Yui

Badass (Bonus Track / Life Advice)

We Forgetful Sometimes

Pagán

Ithaca-based cross-genre jam band

Yoshi Yui: https://soundcloud.com/sewermusic
Wesley Jung: https://soundcloud.com/wesleyjg

Pipe Dreams