A rock opera jam about a dolphin who wants to talk to people but can only make dolphin noises.

[Verse]
In the depths of the ocean, a creature born to roam
A dolphin with a yearning, a dream to call his own
He longs for conversation, to bridge the great divide
But his words are but echolocation lost in the tide

[Verse 2]
With every leap and dive, he searches high and low
Seeking connection with humans, a way to let them know
That beneath the waves, a world of wonder lies
But all he can do is sing his dolphin cries

[Chorus]
Eeeet, eeeet, eet eet eet, eeeet, eet, eet!
Eeeet, eeeet, eet eet eet, eeeet, eet, eet!
His melodies resonate, echoing through the night
Eeeet, eeeet, eet eet eet, eeeet, eet, eet!

Echoes Of The Sea

(Verse 1)
Out on the lake at the break of dawn,
There's a man with a rod, he's never withdrawn.
He's got tales to tell, and a twinkle in his eye,
They say he's the one who can make the big fish fry.

(Chorus)
If the fish they're not a bitin',
Don't go feelin' frightened.
The Master Baiter will come.
Oh, The Master Baiter will come, come, come.
He's gonna come, come, come.
He will come.

(Verse 2)
He's got a secret lure, been passed through the years,
Whispers on the water, calm all of your fears.
With a flick of his wrist, and a tug on the line,
He'll reel 'em in, every single time.

(Chorus)
If the fish they're not a bitin',
Don't go feelin' frightened.
The Master Baiter will come.
Oh, The Master Baiter will come, come, come.
He's gonna come, come, come.
He will come.

(Outro)
From the rivers to the oceans, he's a legend they say,
The Master Baiter's gonna save the day.
So when you're out on the water, and the fish won't bite,
Just call on him, he'll make it right.

Legend of the Lake

[Verse]
I took you out on a date, everything was great 
I wanted it to last forever
We had so much fun, I'd finally found the one
But when you got out the car, oh baby it hit me.

[Verse 2]
Did you just shit your pants?
What did you eat?
It smells like burnt hair and feet
Did you shit your pants?
You left a stain on my seat.

And another one on my heart.

[Verse 2]
How could someone so right do something so wrong
I need to sit and think
Forget the shit and stink 
And find my way back to you

[Chorus 2]
So now I'm writing you this letter, to prove my heart is true
No matter what they say, I just can't live without you
and to show my love, I will make it right again
Bring that letter close, and baby breathe me in

[Breakdown]
Cause I shitted in the envelope.
Shitted in the envelope baby!

I shitted I shitted I shitted I shitted 

I shitted in the envelope.

The Scent Of Love

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Mommy
Mommy I love you 
But your farts
Need thrown into the trash. 
Your heart
And your farts
Fill this house of ours

[Chorus]
Mommy put them farts away
Don't fart today
Let's go do some stuff
Without stinkin' like butt
I love you
I love you

[Verse 2] 
Mommy
Mommy I love you
I am counting on you because I love you
The dog is stinking up the house
Don't go stinky-in' it up more
You make me so happy
But your farts go in the trash

[Chorus]
Mommy put them farts away
Don't fart today
Let's go do some stuff
Without stinkin' like butt
I love you
I love you

[Outro]

"I Love You" Is A Very Special Word

[Verse 1]
Pig Diggers
Comin' atcha every way
Pig Diggers
Livin' in your brain today
Pig Diggers
Listen on the raidy wave
Pig Diggers
Givin' you the shakey shakes

[Chorus]
Snouts down
Till the ground
Snouts out
Scream and shout
WE DIG! BIG PIG DIGGERS!
Left hoof
Then the right
Marching
Through the night
WE DIG! BIG PIG DIGGERS!

[Verse 2]
The wolves outside the door will never know what hit them
For tonight we dig!

We'll huff and puff
blow your ass away
Stuff your kids with straw 
and your wife with sticks
we'll bury you in bricks

[Chorus]
Snouts down
Till the ground
Snouts out
Scream and shout
WE DIG! BIG PIG DIGGERS!
Left hoof
Then the right
Marching
Through the night
WE DIG! BIG PIG DIGGERS!

Pig Diggers

(Verse 1)
A tale throughout time, Sam is the name,
So many lives, but never the same.
In each new era, a new life to claim,
In search of his home, be his only aim

(Chorus)
Quantum leap, oh, quantum leap,
Through the ages, his soul shall keep.
Hoping with e'ery wrong that he rights,
He'll be returned to his home this night

(Verse 2)
From the past to future, he's on the chase,
Putting right what was once clearly misplaced.
With Al by his side, Ziggy setting the pace,
They'll help guide Sam through time and space.

(Bridge)
Through wars and love, and moments grand,
Sam leaps on, across the land.
His journey's end, aye, he hopes to find,
His home, his life, his own ******* time!

(Chorus)
Quantum leap, oh, quantum leap,
Through the ages, his soul shall keep.
Hoping to find the place to sleep,
In the arms of time, where memories steep.

(Outro)
So raise a glass, to Sam's crusade,
In the quantum sea, where memories fade.
For every leap, a debt repaid,
In the quantum leap, his legacy made.

The Shifting Seas

[Verse 1]
In ol' dye,
lahcka shay, a sheep
Buddeye awanna lee, da comfer,
O' display yes

[Verse 2]
When oh nine
Line a lee mah heady dow
An io wanna feel, a hearse 'n my,
dreeee da sane

[Chorus]
I WANNA SING WITH MY FISTS,
JUST LIKE MY HERO
HE IS THE GUY FROM CREED
YEAH, THE GUY FROM CREED

EDDIE VEDDER, DID IT BETTER
BUT STAPP HAD JESUS
OH I WANNA BE THE GUY, YEAH, 
THE GUY FROM CREED

[Verse 3]
So we a homely
Eh longin' you eshay
'N byedeebye whenna osha
I dree o'day a lie

[Verse 4]
Eh longern 
Oh Eddie way deh hairo lie
An inna winna gonna spinna and
We bo know 
what I mean

[Chorus]
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!
I'M SINGIN' LIKE THE GUY FROM CREED
YEAH, THE GUY, THE GUY, THE GUY 
THE GUY FROM CREED
SHOWIN' OFF MY CHEST
ON A MOUNTAIN SINGING AT THE SKY 
JUST LIKE THE GUY, YEAH, 
YEAH

THE GUY FROM CREED

[Outro]

CREE

[Verse 1]
Girl, you know my friends don't like you,
They think that I'm insane
They say that you're slow and that 
I should be ashamed

[Bridge]
If only they could see
You bring the best out of me
Challenging me with thought
Provoking questions like

[Chorus]
"Can you put your butt in your butt?" 
"Why does a dog peepee look like that?" 
"What If you peed in your nose?"
"What is the record for poops in one minute?"
"Can you learn to talk with your butt?" 

[Verse 2] 
I've never felt so complete
Never felt so stimulated
Asking me about things
I've never contemplated

[Bridge]
If only they could see 
You bring the best out of me
Challenging me with thought
Provoking questions like

[Chorus]
"How do lesbian dolphins scissor if they're just one piece?"
"Why do squirrels exist?"
"What do bananas sound like when they scream?"
"Do you think big tobacco is trying to distract you from the fact that in 1998 the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and he plummeted 16 feet through an  announcer's table?"

[Outro]
Oooh, yeah
You know how to keep me captivated
The only question I have for you

[Sing loudly]
WHAT THAT MOUTH DO?
OH!
WHAT THAT MOUTH DO?
GIRL!
WHAT THAT MOUTH DO?
OH!
LEMME SEE THEM TIDDIES AND WHAT THAT MOUTH DO!

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